I saved this space especially for my tWisTeD mind to vent. Some things you see here maybe hilarious and outlandish, but others may not be. Prepare for my world and my smiles.
Fast Pizza... It was so fast, its gone now
BLACK => ????
Car Wash! I donno why business isn't booming today.
One of the main attractions of San Jose are the shoe formations that seemingly appeared from nowhere.
(if their shoes are up here... then how did they walk home?)
It pays to have your own phone line equipped with an answering machine.... you tend to get really interesting messages (RealPlayer is needed to listen)
Aww yes... We don't get mad, we get even.
OH WHAT A SOCOM FREAK! I HAVE THE NAVY SEALS HAT ON ALSO!
Socom Name: tWisTeD miND
Location: US West > Blizzard
Cold Stone. An explosion of some sort.
Great Mall. Great Space. An ATM machine, whose their decorator?
Used Cat's.
I'm not sure who came up with this, but man you got a rock solid proof!
"Hey it's a Lucky Frog... Take my picture!"
"The covers of this book are too far apart." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"640K ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates in 1981
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov
"I would have made a good Pope." - Richard Nixon (1913-1944)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood to run both at the same time"
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
tWisTeD Dialogue: (911 DAY click me)
Background: Sept. 16, 2002, day before going to Cluck-U's for the 911 Challenge. Thank goodness that I'm not crazy enough to do it, but I am tWisTeD enough to get someone to do it.. Janelle. It so happens that Monsters Inc. was being released the 17 also.
tWsTD07 (11:49:35 PM): tomorrow
is gonna be a grand day
tWsTD07 (11:49:42 PM): a joyous event
Toytlepower (11:49:53 PM): :-(
Toytlepower (11:49:59 PM): depends on who u are
tWsTD07 (11:50:04 PM): what are you so sad lil'
sis?
tWsTD07 (11:50:25 PM): why doust thy pout?
tWsTD07 (11:50:55 PM): tomorrow is a new day and
the heavens will shine upon us
Toytlepower (11:51:24 PM): lol
Toytlepower (11:51:31 PM): i'm lookin forward to it
Toytlepower (11:51:38 PM): i'm jus playin around
tWsTD07 (11:51:59 PM): i and so many others are
looking forward to it
Toytlepower (11:52:46 PM): tee hee
Toytlepower (11:53:03 PM): theres gonna be hella
ppl huh?
Toytlepower (11:53:04 PM): gaah...
tWsTD07 (11:53:09 PM): im sure there will be lines
all around just trying to get a glimpse of it
Toytlepower (11:53:17 PM): nuts!
Toytlepower (11:53:21 PM): thas the one thing that
i fear
tWsTD07 (11:53:30 PM): i have about 3 other people
that will acompany me
tWsTD07 (11:53:39 PM): they are dying to watch it
tWsTD07 (11:55:08 PM): and because of the publicity
put out im sure many others will come and watch
Toytlepower (11:55:13 PM): wat other ppl?
Toytlepower (11:55:23 PM): damnit...hahaha
tWsTD07 (11:55:37 PM): seriously hella people know
about it
tWsTD07 (11:55:46 PM): we've been telling everyone
tWsTD07 (11:55:54 PM): they're all gonna watch
tWsTD07 (11:55:59 PM): tomorrow
Toytlepower (11:56:55 PM): omg...
Toytlepower (11:57:00 PM): i'm gonna look like a
fool
Toytlepower (11:57:09 PM): i probly wont even be
able to stand one
tWsTD07 (11:57:20 PM): wait what are you talking
about?
Toytlepower (11:57:47 PM): 2m?
Toytlepower (11:57:51 PM): the 911 challenge?
tWsTD07 (11:57:59 PM): oh dear ma lady i was
talking about the release of Monsters Inc.
tWsTD07 (11:58:06 PM): hehehe
Toytlepower (11:58:17 PM): LOL
tWsTD07 (11:58:20 PM): oh yah that too... thats
gonna be cool
Toytlepower (11:58:20 PM): u busturd guy!
tWsTD07 (11:58:21 PM): hahaha
tWsTD07 (11:58:22 PM): hahaha
tWsTD07 (11:58:24 PM): !!!
Toytlepower (11:58:30 PM):
now THATS the twisted experience
Funny things that are just dying for recognition
Can you explain?
The ultimate in swim wear. A see through bikini bottom... RARR
No words could explain my feelings right now.
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