TSRD 3rd week of September Archives
No Idiotorians Allowed
Who the hell is that? 9/17/2004 - TSRD Asshole of the Week Now, unless you've seen the picture on Drudge Report, you might not have a clue who this week's horse's ass is. Well, at a Kerry rally in West Virginia, a Bush supporter took his 11 year old son and 3 year old daughter to this rally to see democracy in action. This sweet little girl sat upon her father's shoulders and was holding a Bush/Cheney sign. Before you can say "flip-flop", a few union goons assaulted the family, and ripped the sign from this little girl's hands.
HOW FUCKING DISPICABLE DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCK WITH A LITTLE KID LIKE THAT!? Sorry folks, but this demonstration of the "tolerance" of the liberals has pissed me off. We've seen the uglyness of the Demoncraps all through the election season, what with the whole Memogate scandal, Al-Queda's useful idiots protesting at the RNC, Michael Moore's mockumentary, countless signs and websites aligning Bush with Hitler.. it's ridiculous. Now there are even rumors floating about pertaining to this man's credibilty. How low. Even if he was a Bush supporter at a Kerry rally, these idiots had no right to do this and should be sought out, and be castrated with a dull, rusty butterknife.
Kerry, your Kinko's co-conspirator. 9/16/2004 - Yes.. more with Forgerygate!! Turns out these "accurate forgeries", as the empty suits at CBS have said, were sent from a fuckin' Kinko's down in Travis County Texas. Gee, could that sack of shit Demo-hack Ben Barnes have anything to do with this? Maybe, or maybe he was making photocopies of his pock-marked ass while Bill Burket was sending the memos to the producers at CBS at four in the morning. We'll see what happens with this as the Kinko's security tapes are being reviewed. I'm sure my fellow pajamaed cohorts in the blogosphere will find out sooner than the mainstream media. UPDATE: Seems as though U.S. District Judge Harold Baer Jr. has handed down a demand for the Pentagon to release Bush's REAL military records from the AP. Hmmm.. what about demanding Kerry signing form 180? The Associated Press biased?? Naaaahhhh.
9/16/2004 - R.I.P. Johnny Ramone I'd like to get in a tribute here to a rock legend that was lost. Johnny Ramone died yesterday after a hard battle with prostate cancer. Not only was he a guitarist for one of my favorite bands, but he was a pretty hardcore conservative. We'll miss you, Johnny.
9/15/2004 - It's all Coop's fault So, I originally came on to update the site for today when my computer automatically crashes when I log on to do the update here at TSRD. It's all Bush's fault. Well, if I were an anti-American liberal pussbag I'd be saying that, but due to CooperForPresident putting me up for his "Cool Site of the Week", I've been flooded with 5 times the amount of traffic I normally get a day. While I'm pissed for my now malfunctioning computer ( It'll now be used as an end table), I appreciate what Coop's done. Incase any of you readers haven't checked out his site, just click on the link to the left. It's a fuckin' riot. Anyways, on with the big news.. yes... more of Rathergate. Wait. Before I do this, I need to put on my pajamas. Ok, anyways.. these guys just don't give the hell up, do they? I mean, there's more evidence out there to prove CBS is fulla shit than you can shake a stick at and Dan Blather sticks to his bogus ass story, as well as refuses to give the sources of these fake documents about Bush's National Guard record. What the hell? Does he REALLY want to end his career (See options for him on the TSRD Weekly Poll)? Hell, even the staffers and interns at CBS are getting nervous over this. This story will grow more and more everyday, and we'll know the truth sooner or later.
M.A. & K.J.I. 4EVA 9/14/2004 - Assbright's Korean policy was fucked Back in 1994, Clintoon sent then Secretary of State Madeline Assbright to North Korea for the "No Nukes For Food" program that went terribly awry. Now all of a sudden she's SURPRISED that the Communists would trick us! Gee, and I thought we could trust them! Now we got them actually TESTING those very missiles they said they weren't going to build, and it's just a matter of time until they try to turn America into a "sea of fire", like Jon Ill has threatened to do. Hopefully we can get on the ball and beat the holy hell out of this transvestite midget with a bad hairdo like we should have back 10 years ago. Now, we got Lurch's ass trying to come up and say that Bush should handle it another way. How? With the UN? Yeah, they handle world affairs SO great. How about Japan, South Korea, and China? Bush has got them to go to the table with North Korea to try to fix this situation because it'll be their asses first. Or would that be acting too unilaterally??
Ivan's on its way 9/13/2004 - Another one?? "Ivan the Terrible" is on its way towards engulfing the entire panhandle of Florida. Man, this has gotta be a bitch for Floridians! They've been battered twice in the span of a month, and now this? It's almost plauge like. Nex thing you know, Orlando will be swamped with a rain of locusts! I'm not trying to make fun here, but I just can't believe it. My heart goes out to them down there in the Sunshine State, and I hope they make out okay. Florida, TSRD is gonna pull a Bill O'Reilly here and "look out for you", and implore all readers of this site to do what they can. Give blood, call loved ones down there, donate care packages, or donate money. Below I've listed a few sites to which people can contribute something if need be. Also, if you readers want to check out some of the top news of the day, check out the latest polls which have Bush up by at least 4, Dan Rather's ForgeryGate, or Kerry's latest gaffe,.. go ahead and click on the links for the stories. But for now, here's the websites.
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