24 ways I would kill myself
Donít actually do this you morons! I donít want to be accountable for some morons death, other then my own.
24 ways to kill yourself
- 1. Slit your wrists.
- 2. Drink cleaning supplies.
- 3. Put your dad's rifle in your mouth and shoot.
- 4. Cut yourself along several major arteries and slowly bleed to death.
- 5. Fill the bathtub up with hot water and get in. Go underwater & breathe until I say stop.
- 6. Give yourself a homemade tattoo with toxic silver pen.
- 7. Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push down the button & enjoy!
- 8. Boil several gallons of water on the stove and "accidentally" spill it all on yourself.
- 9. Bash your head in with a hammer.
- 10. Get an axe from the woodpile & split yourself in half.
- 11. Use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall apart.
- 12. Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly. Stand in the door's way and let it close.
- 13. Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep.
- 14. Shove a Chef's knife up your butt.
- 15. Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection.
- 16. Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in your stomach.
- 17. Have your best friend run you over with a steamroller.
- 18. Turn on the iron until water dances on surface. Put it on several places on your body, keeping it in each place for at least 45 seconds.
- 19. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost.
- 20. Drive a wooden stake in your heart.
- 21. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug.
- 22. Put your pinky, as well as any other digits that will fit, into an electrical socket.
- 23. Purposely catch your clothing in the escalator at a local mall and fight off anyone who tries to help. Enjoy the ride!
- 24. Unbend a coat hanger and slowly & carefully shove it up your nose.