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My Favorite Quotes.
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or just naked?
- Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
- If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
- If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
- Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
- If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- Why did Mary own a little lamb?
- If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
- If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
- What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
- Can bald men get lice?
- Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
- Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
- If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
- If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
- Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
- Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
- Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
- Can a blind man see his future?
- How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
- If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
- If you could walk through the walls, wouldnt you fall through the floor?
- If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called?
- Why does the label on childrens Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?!
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