_Scene_One_ [The scene kicks off immediately backstage, inside of a well furnished locker room. A black leather couch is set up facing the tv, with a coffee table in between. The camera's creep closer from behind, and then peer over the back of the couch. Laying on it is the new and first ever WWEX Womens European Championship, Tylene Buck, also known as Major Gunns. Strewn across her is her newly won Title Belt, and the remote for the tv is at her side. She appears to be dozing of into sleep, as a chef boyardee commercial airs on the television set. Suddenly there's a knock on the door, causing Major Gunns to sit up right away in surprise, knocking her belt onto the floor. Tylene rises up off the couch, stretching with a yawn, and picks up her belt, laying on the coffee table next to her coke and bag of cheetos. She walks to the door, running her fingers thorugh her ruffled hair. Major Gunns opens it just slightly, and peers out through the crack, before opening it all the way. In the door way is standing a casual dressed man with a video tape in his hand.]
>>>Man<<<
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
>>>Man<<<
[The man sticks the tape out towards her, and she accepts it, studying it and anxious to see it's contents. She looks up to thank the man but he's already turned around and walking away. She closes the door silently, and pulls the tape out of it's box, tossing the box over her shoulder. Tylene walks across the locker room to the tv, where she puts the tape into the vcr and presses play. She backs up, not taking her eyes off of the television set, and ends up almost running into the coffee table, but she recovers and makes it to the couch where she takes a seat. As Trish's promo plays, Major Gunns sips her coca-cola and eats her cheetos. When Trish gets in the ring and begins to talk Tylene sets the can of coke and the bag of cheetos down, leaning forward and listening to every single word intently. Trish starts off by thanking the fans, saying it was about time they got a thank you. Major Gunns smirks and replies, murmering to herself.]
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
[She goes on listening to Trish's in the ring promo, murmering a response to herself every so often. When Trish finishes talking Tylene smiles to herself, and takes a sip of coke, she then sets the can down and rises up out of the chair, stretching her muscles one last time. Tylene bends over and picks up her Championship Belt off the coffee table and swings it over her shoulder. She then walks out of the locker room, swaying her hips, and the camera crew doesn't follow her past the door. The scene then switches from Major Gunns' locker room to the live arena, where thousands of fans are attending the first house show since Raw is War. The camera's don't waste any time and cut immediately to the ultimate commentators in all of Sports Entertainment, Good 'Ole Jim Ross and his co-commentator, Jerry "The King" Lawler. The two men are stationed at the left side of the stage on top of the ramp, and are talking about the previous night, the night when Raw is War took place.]
>>>Good 'Ole Jim Ross<<<
>>>Jerry "The King" Lawler<<<
>>>Good 'Ole Jim Ross<<<
>>>Jerry "The King" Lawler<<<
>>>Good 'Ole Jim Ross<<<
[As many times before, Good 'Ole Jim Ross is interrupted by the dimming of the lights and the playing of the oh so familiar and welcomed theme music, "Feel so Numb by Rob Zombie. The pumped up crowd rise to their feet and deliver a huge ovation to the five foot six blonde bombshell, and the new WWEX Womens European Champion, Major Gunns! She struts out on the ramp in her camoflouged shorts, combat boots, and tiny white tank top, and an addition to her attire, the Womens European Title Belt. Tylene unstraps it from her waist and holds it high above her head with her right hand, her left hand making a "gun" sign as she kisses the tip of her pointer finger, and then raises it in the air, drawing more cheers from the crowd. As Lillian Garcia announces her obvious presence, Major Gunns walks down the ramp towards the ring, holding her Title by her side, and smiling at the ecstatic crowd.]
>>>Lillian Garcia<<<
[Tylene gets to the bottom of the ramp and climbs up the steel steps, walks out onto the apron, and enters the ring between the bottom and middle rope. She repeats the same pose she did (on the ramp) on the left side of the ring, as flashes from the fans and media taing pictures go off. She once again repeats the pose, this time on the right side of the ring, drawing even more flashes from the camera's in the crowd. Lillian hands her her mic and exits the ring, as Major Gunns begins to pace, listening to her music, and the cheers of the crowd. When the music dies down Tylene stops in the center of the ring, drumming her fingers on the mic to the cheers of the fans. She raises the mic to her lips, which signals the fans to quiet down, which they do immediately.]
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
[Tylene drops the mic as her theme music, "Feel so Numb" by Rob Zombie, begins to blare over the PA System. She raises her European Title in the air one last time, also doing her 'gun' taunt, making the crowd go wild. She exits the ring between the bottom and middle rope, and then jump off the ring's apron. While she walks up the ramp, to the sound of her music and cheering fans, the scene fades to black and goes to a commercial break.]
_Scene_Two_
[After the short seven minute commercial break returns, the camera's are already focused on Good 'Ole Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler. JR looks into the camera's as he begins to speak.]
>>>Good 'Ole Jim Ross<<<
[The scene slowly fades to black and then the clip JR was just speaking of shows up. Shown is Major Gunns walking in the hall, immediately following her promo, holding her bet over her shoulder. Suddenly you can see Michael Cole rushing up to her, and she stops with a smile. He returns the smile then raises the microphone to his lips, staring first at the camera and then her.]
>>>Michael Cole<<<
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
>>>Michael Cole<<<
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
>>>Michael Cole<<<
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
>>>Michael Cole<<<
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
>>>Michael Cole<<<
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
>>>Michael Cole<<<
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
>>>Michael Cole<<<
>>>Tylene Buck a.k.a Major Gunns<<<
[Major Gunns looks at the camera's and does her 'guns' taunt, as the clip ends and the scene goes back to the live arena where a match between two small-time competitors is about to take place at the WWEX house show.]
Major Gunns?
Yeah?
You called in and asked for a tape of Trish Stratus' promo?
Amen to that one.
Folks, if you missed Raw last night, then you must be regretting it, because Raw was one Hell of an event, King. It started off with a hellacious Divas match up between Stephanie McMahon and the new signee Major Gunns. It was Major Gunns' very first match here in WWEX and it was also for the newest Womens Title belt, the Womens European Championship. The first pin was done by Stephanie McMahon, but Major Gunns got out of that one at a two count, and the next very pin was by Major Gunns, and it was for the win. When it was all said and done, Major Gunns defeated Stephanie McMahon in their first battle to what seems like will be a long feud, King. After this match it was announced that this very next Raw is War has Major Gunns on the card once again. This time she's set to take on WWEX Diva legend, Trish stratus, who is the Womens Champion. No title's are on the line in this bout, King, but I have a feeling a non-official Title, that being dominancy will be on the line. I do believe that if Major Gunns defeats trish stratus she'll be believed to be one of the most dominant Divas in the WWEX. So I'm sure she's anxious for that opportunity. But no matter what, the match between Tylene and Trish is sure to be a great one. Stephanie McMahon is also set for a match next Raw, and that's to take on Trish Stratus' friend, Torrie Wilson. Once again no Title's are on the line in this match up, but this may be the last chance Stephanie has to prove that she can also be dominant in this Federation. As of late she's been on a loser streak, in some of the matches that mattered the most, particularly the one's against Trish Stratus at InVasion and the most recent one, against Major Gunns.
Yup, JR, it was indeed a great a match up, and just as she said she would, Major Gunns won here first match, which brought her the WWEX Womens European Title. And as great as that match up was, JR, cuz you know how much I loooove this puppy matches, the match that followed that was definitely a hit. It was Sean O'Hair versus The Undertaker, Hardcore Title on the line. After a long grueling match, Sean O'Haire ended up taking the gold home. And now he's set to face not only Undertaker but also Kane in a Triple Threat Match, with, once again, the Hardcore Title on the line. Kane, in the match following Taker's, was able to beat Booker T in a non-title bout, will he be as victorious over his brother and Sean? Sean O'Haire out beat the Undertaker, but will he be able to out-do both Taker and Kane in what's sure going to turn into a two on one situation? We'll have to wait until Raw is War to find out, but I'm willing to bet the Dangerous duo, the combination of The Big Red Machine and Deadman Inc. might be enough to do in Sean O'Haire.
It could be, one would only think that when it comes to brother versus brother versus outsider that the brother's would first team up. But you never know with Kane and Taker, King. You never know. Also set in a match for the next Raw is War are two men that aren't involved in the Raw last night, folks, and that's Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock. The Brahma Bull and the Rattlesnake will tangle it up in that very ring over there King, in what's sure to be a slobber-knocker of a match! This is something that's almost like a second main event, and you won't wanna miss it folks.
That's for sure, JR. And last of all we have the Main Event. In the Main Event last Raw Scott Steiner took on Kurt Angle, and defeated him for the WWEX Intercontinental Title. It was a long lasting and action-packed match up, JR, as most of Steiner's matches are. Now for this week he's going to be facing HBK, Shawn Michaels, title for title. Will Steiner be able to defeat the heart Breka Kid just as easily as he did our Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle?
That's a good question, and you'll only find it out if you tune in on Monday, nine p.m eastern, 8p.m central, to WWEX Raw is War. You don't wanna mi-
Please welcome to the ring... She is the World Wrestling Entertainment eXtreme Womens European Champion.... Major Gunns!
Let me start off by saying that it feels so totally great to be standing here in this ring, as your Womens European Champion. *Fans Cheer* And secondly let me say that I'm happy to be representing the WWEX Diva Division, by being a Champion. You know, all last week I told you over and over again that I could take on Stephanie and come out victorious. And everyone but Stephanie took me seriously...Now I'm left with one question, no, no two questions for Stephanie McMahon. First question is, Stephanie, do you take me seriously now? And the second question is, have I earned your respect? Cuz honestly Steph, if me beating you in that ring last Raw didn't get your respect for me, I'd be happy to do it again! You thought you were the best WWEX had to offer. You thought you would end my career before it started. You thought there was no way I, poor lil' Major Gunns, could beat you. Well Steph, guess again, cuz it looks to me like I'm the one with the European Title around my waist, doesn't it? I know you're facing Torrie Wilson next Monday, and I almost feel bad for her. It seems to me that that little PlayBoy Bunny deserves some actualy competition... Competition like what I'm getting this Raw, Trish Stratus. But instead, Stephanie, poor lil' Torrie has to face you. Well Torrie, let it be known, you have my sympathy, because even I'm not anxious to face that 'easy-to-beat' bitch again. I mean, yeh, it would be an easy win to add to my record, but facing her is just a waste of my true wrestling talent, I think. And quite frankly a waste of your talent as well. But, who knows Tor, maybe you beating her will be the last straw and she'll quit? Probably not, but hey, we can wish. Then again, if she did quit, I wouldn't be able to enjoy making fun of her, so perhaps Torrie you shouldn't beat her toooo badly, just enough to make her realize her stupidity by thinking she's a dominant diva. Hehe...
But any ways, here I am babbling about the Billion Dollar Pain In The Ass instead of my very own match, which is against one of your favorites, the Stratusfactionist, Trish Stratus. No title's on the line, which I guess is a good thing cuz I'd hate to lose my Title to Trish after having it for just a week... Trish, the promo you did out here earlier was real nice... Unlike Stephanie, you knew what you were talking about. Also unlike Stephanie, you seem not to be underestimating me, which is sooo great. And unlike Stephanie you respect me, and respect is a good thing to have in this ring out here. You'll never go far in this business with out respect and respecting, something Stephanie has yet to learn... Trish you hit the nail on the head when you said it would be Champion versus Champion... Hm... Champion... I like the sound of that. I, Trish, can't wait to wrestle you. You're one of the best, not only in WWEX, but in the whole industry. Hell, Trish, you're a former four time WWE Womens Champion, that is saying a whole lot. Just to be able to wrestle you is an honor, I respect you to all lengths, and I can't wait to be in this ring with you, I'm actually quite anxious about it. A match against you is the one thing I've wanted ever since I signed a contract with WWEX. Because going against you means that I finally have a chance to prove myself. That much with Stephanie wasn't enough to prove myself, it was just enough to gain some minor ounces of respect... Wrestling you, the WWEX Womens Champion, now that's something I can prove myself with. Trish Stratus, former four time WWE Womens Champion, current WWEX Womens Champion, WWE's Diva of the Decade, And Babe of the year not once but twice, Trish, babe, I got all the respect for you that any one could possibly have. But I'm gonna leave the deciding up to you... Enemy or friends, which way do you wanna go? I believe you stated you could do either one, but that's the thing, Trish, I could to. I would more than love to be friend with you, and I could do with out any more enemies than Stephanie McMahon. But it's all up to you. When you decide how you want it to be let me know. Cuz see, I could be like that ungrateful bitch and insult you like there was no tomorrow... But what's the point in that? I mean, what could I call you? Silicone stuffed? Then not only would I be describing you, I'd also be describing Torrie Wilson, Stephanie McMahon, and even myself. I could call you a blonde bimbo, but hello, my hair color isn't pink either ya know. There's no insult I can think of towards you that wouldn't describe me too... I could call you a bitch, but hey, aren't we all? I could and even would make fun of your fashion... That is if you didn't dress and look as good as you do. But see, Trish, I don't think of you as any of those things, which is exactly why I'm not saying them. I see you as a well-respected, dominant, beautiful, WWEX Womens Champion. And there's nothing to insult about that... Trish, I'm ready to mix it up in the ring with the best WWEX has to offer... You just make sure that on Raw, you bring me all you can, so we can both give one another the challenge we've been wiating for... The challenge between champions. Trish, I'm talking about the challenge of a life time.
Welcome back folks, during the commercial break our interviewer Michael Cole caught up with our new Womens European Champion. We'll show you that clip now.
Hey Tylene... I'm sure you can imagine what I'm here for...
An interview?
Yup! I hope you don't mind...
Not at all, Cole, what kind of Champion would I be if I denied you or any one a quick interview? Hehe...
Speaking of Chmapion, let me be one of the first to congratulate on your newly won Title. I must say it looks pretty good on your shoulder, and on your waist for that matter.
Well thanks Cole.
You're most certainly welcome. Any ways, we need to get this interview started, so let me ask th eone question I've had on my mind since you won last night... In your first match here in the WWEX you went up against Stephanie McMahon for the Womens European Championship. How did you feel when you realized it was you who had heir hand in the air in victory? What first went through your midn when you were handed that Title Belt right there?
Well, Cole, I told myself I was ognna win... Cuz that's what it takes, confidence... But any who, I told myself I was gonna beat Stephanie McMahon on Raw... But even though I told myself that, I still didn't realize how awesome the feeling of this gold would be... I couldn't comprehend the excitement I thought I would feel... What I felt by telling myself I would win was nothing compared to actually winning. When that ref raised my hand and my name was announced as the new Champion, I couldn't believe it, Cole.. Nothing in my life can compare tot hat moment. Nothing.
Well, we're all very happy for you, Tylene. Now to move on to Torrie Wilson... In her interview she said she held the most of respect for you, and would love to face you, and even defend her Title against you... She also stated that you could be one of the most dominant Divas in the WWEX... How did it feel to hear that from a WWEX Champion?
Well as Champion to, now, Champion, you always hope to hear the best, and to also hear of respect. I respect Torrie Wilson, as long as every Diva here, including Stephanie McMahon. They all deserve my respect and so I give it to them. But you don't hear much of loving to face and defend Titles against someone so new here as me, and I'm glad she's offering this to me. It tells me that she sees me as competition and welcomes it, which is always a great thing. I too would love to compete against Torrie Wilson while on the trek of attempting to make a name for myself here in WWEX, which I just might have accomplished last night. Also to hear one of the most dominant Divas in the WWEX say I have what it takes to also be dominant, well, Cole, that's really super cool.
Alright, Tylene, I just have one more question, and it's a real quick one to answer, as we're running out of time... You said it would feel great to beat a McMahon... Did it feel as great as you thought it would?
Even better, Cole, even better.
Well, that's good, I'm glad to hear it. That's all the time we have now, so I'd like to end this interview with a big thanks for your cooperation and a wish of good luck to a long lasting title reign.
Thanks Cole.