Are you catching the nerd disease? Here are some of the early warning signs:

Symptoms of a Nerd

• You refer to the real world as "The Matrix"
  
• You have actually seen the movie twenty times
  
• Along with almost every sci-fi movie known to man
  
• You come from a very "Technologically Advanced" family
  
• You claim that your father is part Borg
• You actually know what Borg means
• And can define it in twenty or more words.
• You consider being called a Nerd a compliment.
• You capitalize the word Nerd as if it were the word President.
• You have called your friend up on the phone to ask about Unreal Gold
• And they have been able to help you.
• Your complexion resembles that of a mole person's.
• As you listen to a song, yuo give the artist and song name, even if you were in the middle of saying something else.
• And then you give the album, date of release, and song background.
• Then you sing to it. Badly.
• You find it funny when someone says they "Failed like Yoko's solo career"
• Your mother refers to you as "The Hermit."
• And "The Hermit" accurately describes you, too.
• You start writing stories about ficticious characters.
• You get online friends to compare stories with.
• You call this roleplaying.
• What are you talking about! Of COURSE it's healthy!
• You respond to your character name.
• All thirty of them
• And you have called your boy/girlfriend by their name at least five times this month.
• Or worse, your boy/girlfriend IS your character
• You don't need no steenking namuals.
• Manual (pronounced man-well) : The romance novel of a Spaniard. Never to be read.
• You have more than ten computers in your house.
• You have named them
• You cried last time one came up with an error
• You speak Elvish
• When angry, you curse in Drow.
• You collect swords.
• You keep one under your bed just in case Sauron comes after you in your dreams.
• You actually think this will happen.
• I already TOLD you! It's perfectly healthy!!
• You are insulted by this list.
• You believe in the signs: o.0 0.o -.- 0.0 ^_^;