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YO! Mykman here with goods. Well, somewhat goods. It really depends on how you define goods. If you mean talkin nonsense and jibberjabberin about meecrob. Then you got yourself a damn prodigy here! Anyway, I got a pretty extensive background. I come from a long family of immigrants that lived their lives stealing fruit, cows, and pimpin before they moved here from my foriegn country. You know what I'm talkin bout. The same one Ishboo is from. After they moved to America, about 3 years afterwards, I was born. I grew up inside of a computer. And soon found my way out. I can now bend the laws of physics and time. That's pretty much it, pretty boring.
I think we all know this poem
Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
-- Popular Usenet Sig
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown
baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from
McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the
American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because
we got the bombs, that's why.--Denis Leary
Is there any normal people left on Earth. Or are they all just back from hell?
--Spawn
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