Quotes:
Note: To see pictures of my ugly face and my friends, click here."Tewl? Who are Tewl? Oh, you mean TOOL! Why didn't you say so?" -Emily
"Fire is your FRIEND!!! You can't set fire to people with........ paper, can you?" -Me
"Oh, uh, don't mind my daughter, she's just escaped from the Funny Girl's Home......" -Mum
"Youuuu my...... bug-eyed girrrrl......" -Alex/Van Morrision..... kinda
"Why is she dressed like a lady of the night?" Louise
"Why am I always the fat one!?!?!?" -Louise
"Oh, lookie, I'm Avril Lavigne!
See how I'm ugly and a poser! See how I don't rock! See how I suck ass like
a
black hole would if black holes sucked ass...." -Me, dressed up like A.
Lavigne
"Why is it called Cool Gardens? Is he talking about his pubes or something? Ro, stop looking turned on!" -Emily on Serj's new book
"Well that's just piccally diccally!!!" -Becky
"HIT ME! HIT ME! Hit me with your townie stick!!!" -Louise
"BOYAKASHA!!! Townie massive!!!" -Anon
"This one time, my friend and I sorta ran someone over, and my friend says to me: 'He's dead!' And I said: 'Nah, He's not dead, just because he's lying there in an ever-widening pool of blood and not breathing doesn't mean he's dead.' Good times." -Mel
"You can shut right up or I'll shove my townie stick right up your piccally diccly!!!" -Becky on Avril Lavigne, live.
"Armenia....... Isn't that where the Smurfs come from?" -Gaby when I told her about System Of A Down's 'roots and background'
"He drives a Mom SUV!!!" Amanda on Serj.... ohh, that sounded really dirty!
"I used to have this boyfriend, he was a boy. I chopped him up and fed him to Rammstein" -Me, when asked if I knew any boys
"It's not my fault! The mushrooms made me do it! I'm INNOCENT!!!" -Louise
"I'm going to shove your head so far up your ass so far you'll have to squirt toothpaste up your ass to clean your teeth!!!" -Ben
"Kurdt The Frog!!! He's got a BUMCHIN!!!" -Me, when Becky informs me she loves Kurdt Kobain
"I'd love to help you, but I...... don't want to." -Sasha
"How bloody RUDE!!!" -Sasha
"Are you like, Daron Malakian in disguise?" -Me, talking to 'Daron Girl'
"Do you reckon when that guy from S.O.A.D gets angry, his mouth gets all huge and he yells 'DISORDER!!!!" really loud? Oh the hilarity." -Becky
"Did Jesus just go around saying whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted? Yes, and what happened to him? That's right, they nailed him to a telephone pole. So what does this teach us? KEEP YOUR YAPPER SHUT! That's what God wants." -the Priest on Strangers With Candy
David: "We should start a lolipop
company, and call them 'Dongs'. We could help corrupt the world's children!"
Tim: "Hehe, they'd all be sucking on their Dongs."
Felipe: "Their parents would be like, 'Billy, I thought I told you to stop
sucking on your Dong!' "
Felipe: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Dong?"
David: "One, two, CRUNCH!"
Tim: "Oh my God, you bit my Dong!"
Felipe: "Ewww, you're a Dong biter!"
David: "Mmmmm.... I like the chewy center of my Dong."
Felipe: "Do you like to shove Dongs down your throat?"
Tim: "I can put two Dongs in my mouth at the same time!"
Tim: "Mommy, Billy's biting my Dong!"
Felipe: "Hey, do you want to lick my Dong?"
David: "I had my Dong in my pocket, and Timmy reached in my pants and pulled it
out!"
David: "We could have TV commercials where people say: 'I'm practically addicted
to Dongs! I've always got a Dong in my mouth!' "
"Wha...........?" -Anon
"It makes your mouth go blue? FUN!!!" -Sasha on the new Chupa Chups lolly
"And then I was like, 'Serj, you can make out with me when Daron's FINISHED!!!', and then John came in naked--- Oh, wait, that was a dream.... Damn!" -Me, telling someone about one of my funnest 'Boy Experiences'
"Run, Ro!!! Run while you still can!!!" -Emma, on me being asked out by Alex D.
"N-n-n-nations come together as one........ God, that would really confuse the little passport dudes!" -Me on 'Nations' By Serj Tankian
"SHIBBY!!! Seriously, shoot me if I say that again. Oh, God, you took me seriously...." -Nico
"Put the gun DOWN, Geoffrey, I'll do anything y'say!" -Callum
"Are you mad!? Do you gibber!?" -Josh, my brother
"A large Spanner-shaped object...." -Kerrang!'s review of.......... something.
"You MUST shut up, or I'll break your doorbell bitch!" - David
"If you have a great friend, take the time to tell them how you feel. Or, if you have a great enemy, take the time to kick them in the package and laugh"- Me, giving Ben my wonderful advice.
"oooh, pain. That's always fun." -Johnny Knoxville
"Pass this to at least 10 people
*ah! I knew that was coming!*
you want God to bless, *What if we don't want anyone to be blessed? What if we
want to keep God's blessing all to ourselves, and mercilessly crush anyone who
gets in our way? then what, hmm?*" -David mocking a chain letter he received
"Yardle!!!" Jenny
"We're System Of A Down, now make some NOISE!!! Wait, none of that was true! I really gotta stop doing that. Oh, look, a penny!" -Me
"We shall have to ask our Mutties, Ro!" -Gaby
"Eminem's a townie." -Becky
"A church on wheels! Huzzah!!!" -Anon
"Who's got my hairy toe!?" -Becky
"I'm a duck. That's all there is to it." -Alex
"You're Cecil The Fairy? How do you get yourself into these things?" -Ben on my new nickname.
"We're gonna drill holes through your ceiling and spy on you!!!" -Alex and Ben making me frightened
"Oh, I sat on a needle." -Louise
"If that was funny, I'd...... make a sarcastic comment, I'm not really much of a laugher...." -Eve
"The phone, the phone......." -Kyle
"Is turrets that disease where you yell random swears at people? You'd be like, 'ass!!!'" -Becky
"No, my feet are warm" -Becky
"Hey dude you wanna crash the maaaaaaall?" -Good Charlotte
"I'll shove it right up your Onion Bhaji!" -Me
"ZOWIE!!!!" -Becky
"HOMIES, HOMIES!!!" -Louise
"I know myself like the back of my hand. *looks at hand* What the hell is that?!" -Suzie
"That's not funny Geeky Pig, that's just ignorance!" -Esther
"I've lost my dictionary!!!" -Rosie
"My boyfriend's dead ya see, It's a total lie but it's easier on meh than having 2 admit he went off with someone else......" -Me
"There'll be buttered potatoes for all of Dingle!" -Amanda
"Nobody thinks more highly of you than me, and I think you're a tit." -Steve Penk
"Evil wolves always wear leather jackets, okay!?" -Esther
"BUGGER!!!!!!" -Louise
Kelly: What kind of noise do you think it will
make when the world explodes?
Me: KABLOOEY!!!
"I'm Foxxy Serj and I'm a whole lotta uh............ man!!!" -Me
"I like cake." -Liam
"I c-c-c-c-can f-f-f-f-fly D-d-d-d-d-Daron!!!" -Becky, telling me what it would be like if Daron and Sh-Sh-Sh-Shavo were in the Titanic movie.
"DOLLSTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!" -Becky
"Never mind, someday you'll be a REAL skater!" -Louise
"Spuds." -Chris
