The idea here is to show you some of the things I've done. God only knows why you'd want to see these things, but bear in mind that that does not make you God. Unless you actually are God. But you're not.
If for some ungodly reason (no godly reasons, please) you like what you see and want more, more, more, then just drop me a line down the AAA... I'm Quantum Squid, of course, ID 228513. If I like you I'll probably make you one of your own... Probably. Unless you actually know who I am, in which case you should have other ways to ask me anyway.
I wrote this using hard html code, which I taught myself. That's the other thing I do, but I'll definitely charge for that one.
Ooh! Check out my wedding pictures!
