Driving Advice
i was updating my site today and i decided to take a look at what i've done so far and realized i had a flying monkey on this page. no clue why the fuck it here's but it's cool...it's actually from a quiz... i think it was on thespark.com but i'm not sure. so that's why there's a flying monkey before my random driving stuff. oh and announcement: i can actually drive people legally now! of course that never stopped me. dionne....cow signs (there's 3 in gill). ok, i'm done...now you can read the driving stuff.
So I've been driving for over a year now so I decided to write some tips. I'll write them as I think of them, which means this may never again be updated but it's me so what did you expect?
If any of these don't work, you are either a dumbass or the world hates you (don't feel bad, it hates me too). I'm not responsible for either of those situations so don't cry to me.
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just some general advice about driving in this area:
1. don't speed between exits 23 and whatever comes after 21 on 91 (north or south) (you would figure it would be 20 but there's no 22 so who the hell knows). If you wanna know why, the state police barracks are right there so i guess when they get bored the just get on and off the highway and pull people over. i've actually seen them just go around and around.
2. if you're trying to get onto the bridge near exit 21, 91 south, there's no way in hell you can make the turn going 35, believe me.
Speeding
- Blue is not a natural color in new england so if you see it, it's probably a cop
- If you see a cop, slow down. you're probably thinking well no shit, but some people are stupid.
- if you see a cop checking radar but you don't have time to slow down enough, get a truck between you and him. it works
- pay attention to who you're passing. it's pretty funny to watch people passing cops doing like 90 but sux if it's you
- if you do get a ticket, suck it up, you deserve it. personnally i'd cry but i'm pathetic.
Random Illegal Activities
- if you're doing something illegal that you can't get pulled over for, don't be stupid and do something you can get pulled over for
- in case you decide to speed or something, have a plan to cover up any other illegal activity
- know what the laws are where you're driving, some states suck but if you're driving in mass already you already have more laws than most other states
Things You Can't Get Pulled Over For
- not wearing a seat belt
- breaking the passenger restriction
- random other illegal activities that the cop can't tell
