instant message... NOT FOR THE YOUNG>>>OR YOUNG AT HEART
Blofeld1007: Yeah..I'm in FLORIDA??
Abbazzabba1: and the guy holding his ears?
Abbazzabba1: is that why you havent called me?
Blofeld1007: I've only been here for TWO WEEKS
Blofeld1007: Didn't you look at pictures?
Abbazzabba1: but i figured you were back
Blofeld1007: You Like Go-Tee?
Abbazzabba1: can i come over there?
Abbazzabba1: its different 0.o
Blofeld1007: Is that good..
Blofeld1007: oh, I don't wear glasses anymore..
Blofeld1007: so those are REAL Sunglasses
Blofeld1007: RAY BANS!!
Blofeld1007: Tom Cruise!!
Abbazzabba1: your so stupid
Blofeld1007: yeah..but am I cute?
Abbazzabba1: yes of course chris
Blofeld1007: -I"M NOT FUCKING CUTE...
Blofeld1007: I"M GOD DAMN SEXY!!!!
Blofeld1007: I MAKE ANYONE LOOK LIKE FUCKING TWIG..
Blofeld1007: AND I MAKE ANDREW LOOK LIKE A TWIG..
Blofeld1007: OH WAIT...HE IS!!
Abbazzabba1: whatever you do dont start rubbing your nipples
Blofeld1007: Too late..
Blofeld1007: Standing next to Andrew..makes me look like fucking Tom Cruise
Abbazzabba1: well at least you have more color then him...
Blofeld1007: Thats what does it
Abbazzabba1: so back to sylvia
Abbazzabba1: and the lay room
Abbazzabba1: oh boy
Blofeld1007: love of GOD...NOOOOOOO!!!
Abbazzabba1: YES CHRIS AND SHES CUMING OVER TONIGHT!!!
Abbazzabba1: MUAHHAHAHAHAHA*cough*ha ha ha
Blofeld1007: I will cyber with you if you never talk like that!
Abbazzabba1: and she wants you to play doctor i hear
Abbazzabba1: cyber? where did that cum from?
Blofeld1007: Come..Not Cum...
Abbazzabba1: how the fuck did cyber cum into this?
Abbazzabba1: you choked the chicken chris... honestly man
Abbazzabba1: killed it
Abbazzabba1: mutilated it
Blofeld1007: - I wanted to shut you up!
Abbazzabba1: i had a boner and now its gone. are you happy? YOU made me lose my boner
Blofeld1007: I'm slowily undoing your bra...