Topic: Alton Brown
This is amazing! Alton Brown, the host of Good Eats was swallowed whole by a giant squid that was found in China. Brown was found, washed up on the ocean by head-hunting natives. They turned him in to the US because he repeatedly chastised them for using unitaskers when they attempted to cook them. And not using kosher salt.
Brown is in the hospital, positive about his experience.
I laughed. Ha ha ha!