I Love Lucy Quotes

Here are a bunch of quotes from the show...they're just so random.

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• You can always buy another box of crackerjacks.
• Ever since we said I do, there are so many things we don't.
• If my feet ever find out it was my idea, they'll kill me
• Oh fine my conscience has an accent
• You don't know what it's like to be born a missing person
• Whoever put the dough in that boy used too much yeast
• It looks like Aunt Martha had too many old fashions.
• Why don't you put an apple in my mouth and barbeque me?
• That's a swell way to get off to a lousy start.
• These look like pretty good duck trees to me.
• All I'm asking for is a half a dozen movie stars for a couple of hours.
• If I had to faint one more time, I would have fainted
• Look all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.
• I don't know whether to thank you or punch you in the nose
• I am not the father of that cheese
• They don't have earthquakes here in Connecticut!
• If I had known this is what friends were for, I would have signed up as an enemy
• And stop saying madam you have the wrong number.
• I don't want to see Europe anyway. It's so old
• With all the bees around her, how come I was the one that got stung
• Maybe I ought to go out and come in again.
• Maybe you could rent a couple of sheep for the day.