How to get Nuriko to Love me and Things to Avoid

Things I Could Do:

1. Cross-dress

2. Somehow turn myself into a man

3. Stop yelling in his face

4. Stop bringing up the subject of his chest

5. Get rid of Kaiko

6. Secretly hire a serial killer to murder Hotohori

7. Stop looking for opportunities to sing “Perfect World” to him

8. NO GLOMPING

9. Stop being a hentai

10. Get the subject of his chest out of my mind

11. Meheheh…his chest…I MEAN, seriously, stop thinking about it!

12. Get Madi to stop provoking me to shriek, “Let me touch the Chinese symbol on your chest, Nuriko-sama!”

13. Use an illegal love potion

14. Let time take its course (yeah right)

15. Let this be my last mention of his chest

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Things to Avoid at All Costs:

1. Write cryptic love letters

2. Blackmail him

3. Glomp him

4. Make another stupid rant about switching to Hotohori

5. Shoot Hotohori RIGHT in front of him

6. Ask to see his Chinese character

7. Follow him home

8. Out of no where, bring up the subject of his ASS

9. Use his friends as weapons against other people

10. If for some reason I get a glimpse of his chest, do NOT drool or call it “steely”