2. Ron: I looove Parvati Patil! Oh, I looove her!
3. Seamus: So, Dean, heard any updates about soccer?
Dean: Soccer?
4. Parvati: Professor Trelawney? A human? All this time I thought she was an oversized dragonfly with specs.
5. Lavender: That's it! I have to stop snooping around like this!
6. Oliver: Hey, dudes! I'm back!
Angelina: Oliver, what are you doing?
Alicia: Why are you back? To watch your old great team win another match?
Oliver: Great team? Heck no! You guys are losers! Losers!
7. Hermione: The truth is… I'm not really a witch! I'm Invader Zim! Ha! Ha! Ha! Gir, put your jets on, and take me out of here!
Ron: Jets on!
8. Snape: Oh yeah! Who let the dogs out?
9. Sinistra: Somewhere out there away from planet Pluto…
10. Draco: Go away, Crabbe! I need to study!
11. Dumbledore: When I grow up…I want to be an old man! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
12. Harry: What's his name? Oh yeah, baby! Kuzco!!!
13. Hermione: Aren't I lovely?
Ron: Defi-net-ly not!
14. Padma: I am like, gonna be a valley girl when I grow up, and like, have three million cars, and have a husband named Ron, and…
15. Crabbe: I speak!
16. Goyle: I live! Woooo!
17. Hagrid: It's a Blast Ended Skrewt! Ah! Get it away from me!
18. Lee Jordan: That's a foul!
Harry: Aw, pipe down. We all know you smell foul, but keep it to yourself!
19. Draco: Fish, fish, fish!
Harry: What's up with him?
Pansy: He's been hitting his head on a fish tank. Not like it's any of your business.
20. Harry: (In the middle of a Quidditch game) So, I'm Keeper…no wait, I'm Seeker…and I have to go after the Bludger, right? Oh, okay, there it…ow…
21. Dumbledore: No! They're my lemon drops! You can't have them!
McGonagall: I don't want them.
Dumbledore: No! You're supposed to want them!
McGonagall: Well, I don't.
Dumbledore: Pretend!
McGonagall: (sighs) I want your lemon drops Professor…give them to me…
Dumbledore: That's just to bad for you, isn't it?
22. Draco: Easy squeazy lemon peasy...
23. Hermione: Come on, Harry! We can ditch school!
24. Hermione: I'm expelled??? (pause) I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE!!!
25. Pansy: Hey, Draco…I just wanted to tell you…I'm dumping you for Ron.
26. Snape: (Watching a Richard Simmons tape, and jumping around the classroom) Come on! Work that body!
27. Sirius: What should I do for the talent show?
Lupin: I think you'd better take a bath before you…
Sirius: What a great idea! Take a bath! Wash yourself!
28. Harry: (Looks over at TK) Oh… (Looks at Hermione) Yo, Takeru! (Takes him by the shoulders) You know, maybe we can work something out. You get a wand, I get a D-3. You get an owl, I get a Digimon. You get Hermione, and I get Kari…
29. Ron: (Looks over at Ash) Lucky duck...
30. Draco: All right! Bring on the scratchy woolen shirt!
31. Voldemort: I've been under the Imperius curse my whole life, and I've finally broken free! Now, (cries like a baby) wheres my teddy?!
32. Lupin: (Rushes in on Draco and Hermione kissing, and bites them both) Ah...young blood. (You might not get that one)
33. Dumbledore: (In sunglasses, and red striped shorts) Come with me! I'm going surfing!
34. Hermione: (To insane Dementor) You scare me...
Dementor: Oh, why thank you!
35. Ginny: I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!
Harry: Or not.
36. Fred: I don't feel like doing practical jokes anymore.
George: Me neither...I wish I was more like Percy.
Fred: Yeah, now there's someone to look up to.
George: I'm going to become the best head boy that Hogwrats has ever seen!
Fred: Not if I become Head Boy first!
37. Hermione: (To Three Small Words) I'm a dropout college teen...picture on the TV screen...and the cops are after me...took six whole hours, and five long days...for them to find me on the run...
38. Lupin: I'm doin this tonight...you're probably gonna run in fright...I was young and got the bite, hey baby come on...
Blaise: You're weird, you know that?
39. Ron: And they say "Theyre so lucky theyre fifth year boys, but they cry, cry, cry in the scary dark whining, 'There are monsters in my clothes closet! I fell off my bed once again!'"
40. Ron: Oh, leather is sooo me.
41. Pomfrey: I'm not really a nurse...or a witch. I'm a squib from the local insane asylum. But I did play a nurse on TV once!
42. Hermione: (Waving candy around) This is Halloween! This is Halloween!
43. Draco: I just can't wait until the next Care of Magical Creatures class!
44. Ron: I hate money...
45. Ron: Come back to me, Peter! Come back!
46. Snape: Everybody loves the cool whip! Everybody loves the coo-ool whip! Cool whip! Cool whip!
47. Harry: (Kissing Cho) Ah, this is the life.
Cho: You actually dont mind that readers know exactly what youre doing right now?
Harry: (drops Cho, and her head hits the table) What?!
48. Snape: (Snapping his fingers) I'm the baby! Gotta love me!
Voldemort: Hey, you jerk! You stole my motto!
49. Ron: (Gives Harry a thumbs up) Hakuna Matata
Harry: Whatever.
50. Hermione: Where did I put my book on How to go Bad? Eugene!
Eugene: I don't want you to make the same mistake I did!
Hermione: Eugene!
Eugene: Besides, it seems as though you're bad enough already.
51. Ron: I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
Harry: As long as the Giant Squid is holding you, you're not going to drown.
Ron: Oh...The Giant Squid has gotten me! It's got me!
52. Goyle: All right, Malfoy! From now on, you're going to be MY bodyguard!
53. Voldemort: Hey, you're not the right Harry.
Harry: Of course I'm not. You've only been trying to kill me for thirteen years!
Voldemort: So I've been going after the wrong Harry?
Harry: I don't know.
Voldemort: Let me check my list...oh, now I see where I went wrong! There's a smudge over the H, to make it seem like two T's. Must run, now. Got to go kill Harry Poher.
54. Trelawney: Oh, who am I kidding? This is all a bunch of hoo-hah!
55. Trelawney: Oh, Neville! You're going to grow up to be a very powerful wizard, you are. Oh, and you're going to own a mansion, and have billions of dollars!
56. Hermione: When I'm an old lady, and I shrink, I'm going to join the Rugrats!
57. Hermione: I just can't do it! Muggle Studies it just to hard!
58. Voldemort: What? You mean this isn't just an act?
59. Ron: Hey, Harry! Guess what? I just got a new pet spider! He's the cutest, best pet in the world!
60. Ron: Hermione, the meaning I'm usually mean to you is...I love you!
61. Hagrid: So wait, slow down! Now tell me again, who is Fluffy?
62. Neville: I did it! I apparated!
63. Vernon: Harry! You're home! Oh, boy, we've all missed you so much!
64. Arthur: My Ford Anglia! It's flying into the Washington Monument!!! (Pause) Oh well.
65. Lupin: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets...okay, this song is getting on my nerves.
66. Dementor: Woo-ee, I need a bath!
67. Mother Dementor: Oh my, you're clammy! Are you sick???
68. Ron: Enter the Twilight Zone!!!
69. Hermione: Food fight!
70. Draco: Be quiet, Pansy! PB&J Otter is on!
71. Dumbledore: My name means bumblebee in French! I feel so special! I am a little baby bumblebee! Won't my mommy be so proud of me? I am a little baby bumblebee! Oops, I stung myself!
72. McGonagall: Bow wow wow yipee yo yipee yay!
Bow Wow: Oh, an old lady is singing my song...I feel sooo special...
McGonagall: I'm not that old, sonny! Watch your tongue!
Bow Wow: But I can't see inside my mouth...
73. Snape: Flower power!
74. Voldemort: Remember...you can make a difference.
75. Fred: Only you can prevent forest fires!
76. Percy: Yabba dabba doo!!!
77. Ron: Oh yeah! I'm Head Boy! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!
78. Hermione: Lets see...the spell to opening doors...no wait, I know this one! Impervius! The spell to repel water? It's on the tip of my tongue, now! Um...Alohamora! Now tell me again, who IS Gildory Lockhart?
79. Lee: Foul!
Harry: Oh, pipe down! We all know you smell foul, but keep it to yourself!
Alicia: Yeah, I mean, I wasn't going to say anything, but...
80. Draco: Wait, is it pronounced Dray-ko, or Drah-ko?
81. Hermione: La la la la la la bamba! Dah dah dah!
82. George: (Clubs Angelina) Oops...I thought you were a Bludger...
Fred: No worries, bro. It's an easy mistake to make...
Angelina: How dare you?
83. Hermione: Oo-oo-ooh, he-e-ey, yeah. It's like wo-o-ow-oo-oo-ooh! Ooh, hey, yeah, it's like wow!
84. Ron: Oh, oh, oh! I look into her eyes! Oh, oh, oh! Best years of our lives!
85. Arthur: Hey now, I'm a rock star! Get my show on! Get paid! And all those galleons are gold! And the shooting star, is the gold snitch!
86. Dumbledore: *Looks in the mirror* Hey! I'm ugly!
87. Flitwick: Does my breath smell fresh?
Snape: Mmm....no!
Flitwick: I think you better check your own before you make fun of mine, you nerd!
88. Hermione: How dare you? Nobody in my family ever, EVER...left a body to be found!
89. Harry: What? You mean I don't even get to play in my own movie?!
Daniele Radcliff: That's right! I get all your fun!
Harry: Ah! It's my alter ego! Get it away!
Hermione: Oh, Harry, please!
Emma Watson: Hey, 'Mione!
Hermione: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
90. Snape: *Looks at the flick of him in the movie trailor commercial* Do I really look that bad? I can't tell anymore...my mirror cracked a few months ago...
91. Trelawney: EEK! There's a humongous Dragonfly on the other side of my mirror! Get it away! *Pause* Oh, wait a minute...that's me... *Another pause* EEK! I'm a humongous dragonfly! I must exterminate myself!
92. Snape: Look at that handsome face! *Mirror cracks*
93. Hermione: Oh, honestly! Who has ever heard of a blue flame?
94. Draco: Promises meant everything when I was little, and...NOW I HATE THE WORLD! *Eyes bulge* AH HA HA HA!!!
95. Dumbledore: Harry...you...you have Godric's sword... *In Mad Scientist voice* HE'S ALIVE!!!!
96. Goyle narrating himself in a comic strip: Sadly, Goyle has crudely been made out of the parts of troll corpses! Thunder sounds outside. He's... he's...He's alive! UGH!!!
97. Hermione: Do you want to know why I'm so smart? Huh? It's because my ancestors were dinosaurs, so I have a brain in my butt, that's why!
98. Flitwick: Did you know...Phoenix's can fly???
McGonagall: No! I was not aware!
99. Draco: The light at the end of the tunnel...
100. Dumbledore: No! Stupid Raichu... OMIG! I've been burned! Nooo! Charizard! Stay back! Back I say!
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