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MOTHER JOKES ARE SO OLD...SO ARE INSULTS ABOUT ONE'S MOTHER. LIKE THE BIGGEST INSULT ONE CAN FACE IS AN INSULT ABOUT ONE'S MOTHER. FUCK THAT.NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE "YEAH, WELL I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT" YOU LOOK THAT DUMB ASS STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAY, "WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, WHILE YOU WERE WASTING YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET LAID BY OLD LADIES, I CARVED OUT YOUR MOTHERS EYE SOCKETS WITH A RAZOR BLADE AND THEN SOLD HER BLIND ASS AS A BONDAGE SLAVE TO THE JAPANESE MAFIA AND THEY'VE BEEN SHOVING FLESH EATING CARRION ANTS INTO HER ASS AND VIDEOTAPED IT FOR INTERNET BROADCASTING. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? NOW THAT IS AN INSULT. IF THAT DOESN'T DO IT, TAKE IT UP A NOTCH. TELL THEM YOU CARVED YOUR NAME ON THE INSIDE OF THEIR UTERUS WITH A BUTTER KNIFE WHILE SHE WAS HAVING ORAL SEX WITH THE FAMILY DOG. GUARANTEED THEY'LL THROW A PUNCH AT YOU. NOW WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH, SITCOMS SUCK.

-Foamy

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Love,Your God,
Jan

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