G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: is king arthur real? BeenDun99: I hope so BeenDun99: cuz if he was I'd call his cell phone G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: and say kick santa's ass! BeenDun99: and he'd say G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: ok, anything for you little boy. I will kick Santa's ass and then some BeenDun99: and I'd say thanks BeenDun99: and panse him BeenDun99: and say kick santa's ass with no pants! BeenDun99: and he'd be like BeenDun99: Ok, little boy. I will! G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol G d Aw G 5 75 8: haha G d Aw G 5 75 8: go ahead G d Aw G 5 75 8: what happened? G d Aw G 5 75 8: did he give u coal for xmas? BeenDun99: o BeenDun99: nooo BeenDun99: I'm not done yet! BeenDun99: and then on christmas day BeenDun99: king arthur, who had been sleeping in my fridge, will come out when he smells santa BeenDun99: cuz santa smells bad G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: and then he'd pull down his pants and walk up to santa BeenDun99: and be like Hi, santa I am king arthur and I am going to kick your ass BeenDun99: and Santas all BeenDun99: Ok. I will sit down, if you don't mind, while you kick my ass G d Aw G 5 75 8: rotfl BeenDun99: and arthurs all like ok, as long as your comfortable BeenDun99: and then arthur looks at santa G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: and says G d Aw G 5 75 8: oh god BeenDun99: nooo BeenDun99: he doesn't say that BeenDun99: now shut up BeenDun99: oh yeah BeenDun99: where was I? BeenDun99: he says G d Aw G 5 75 8: sry G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: move your ass a little to the left for the most effective kicking of the ass G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: so santa slides his cheek G d Aw G 5 75 8: rotfl BeenDun99: to the left BeenDun99: and king arthur kicks it BeenDun99: santas looks at him and says G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: wait BeenDun99: scratch that last thing G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: santa lets out a howl of pleasure BeenDun99: or pain BeenDun99: either one works G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol G d Aw G 5 75 8: haha G d Aw G 5 75 8: ur gonna have fun at xmas BeenDun99: santa says BeenDun99: ... G d Aw G 5 75 8: huh? BeenDun99: wow, son, that was an extremely painful and effective ass kicking BeenDun99: arthur replies G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: I know. Wasn't it great? BeenDun99: arthur looks down and realizes somehow in a twisted matter of fate G d Aw G 5 75 8: *shakes his head and laughs* G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: his pants were still on G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: he screams and runs around the room in a panic BeenDun99: hitting random items of senti mental value and such BeenDun99: he says BeenDun99: I hafta take a piss BeenDun99: actually I do BeenDun99: as in me BeenDun99: and not arthur BeenDun99: I
ll brb G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol G d Aw G 5 75 8: ok G d Aw G 5 75 8: rotfl BeenDun99: I've been holding it for since arthur was born G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: how long was that? BeenDun99: I counted to three minutes and 21 seconds G d Aw G 5 75 8: i dunno G d Aw G 5 75 8: i was supposed to count? BeenDun99: are you prouda me? BeenDun99: yes BeenDun99: ok G d Aw G 5 75 8: i think so BeenDun99: where was I? BeenDun99: other than in the bathroom G d Aw G 5 75 8: bout arthur taking a piss i think G d Aw G 5 75 8: or was that u? BeenDun99: no that was me G d Aw G 5 75 8: oh ok G d Aw G 5 75 8: BeenDun99<!-- (9:00:50 PM)-->: he screams and runs around the room in a panic BeenDun99<!-- (9:01:02 PM)-->: hitting random items of senti mental value and such G d Aw G 5 75 8: u were there BeenDun99: ooo BeenDun99: ok BeenDun99: and then king arthur ejaculates loudly BeenDun99: I'm listening to madonna! BeenDun99: something something another die BeenDun99: its not my time to go G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: I gess I'll die BeenDun99: another day G d Aw G 5 75 8: another day G d Aw G 5 75 8: another day BeenDun99: oh BeenDun99: yeah BeenDun99: back to arthurs ejaculation G d Aw G 5 75 8: ok BeenDun99: for those of you who don't read much, you probly think arthurs jacking off BeenDun99: well he is BeenDun99: o sry BeenDun99: no he isn't BeenDun99: if you read the fifth harry pothead then you know ejaculating doesn't mean just one thing G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: it means uttering suddenly G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol G d Aw G 5 75 8: ok BeenDun99: so arthur is uttering suddenly G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol G d Aw G 5 75 8: thats great BeenDun99: BTW i cracked up when I was reading.."Ron ejaculated loudly" BeenDun99: hahahahahahaha BeenDun99: ok BeenDun99: lost control again G d Aw G 5 75 8: LOL! BeenDun99: sorry BeenDun99: back to the story BeenDun99: arthur ejaculates loudly G d Aw G 5 75 8: omg ok thats hela funny G d Aw G 5 75 8: rotfl G d Aw G 5 75 8: can u read my profile? BeenDun99: while thursting his hand toward his crauch BeenDun99: and thrusting his pelvic area BeenDun99: he ejaculates loudly: I DIDN'T PULL MY PANTS DOWN G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: so I panse him G d Aw G 5 75 8: LOL BeenDun99: and he says BeenDun99: thanks kiddo, I owe you G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: so he panses me and I slap him BeenDun99: then I kick him in the balls and pull my pants up G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: this time, with his pants down he walks over to santa and says BeenDun99: left ass cheek, you know what to do G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: Santa makes himself comfy and WHAMMO! G d Aw G 5 75 8: LOL BeenDun99: there goes the boot to the buns G d Aw G 5 75 8: rotflmao BeenDun99: santas ass chek flys upwards like the bad guys do in the powerpuff girls when they get hit G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: santa turns red like cerrys BeenDun99: cherrys* G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: just like in the books! BeenDun99: he says G d Aw G 5 75 8: haha lol BeenDun99: my ass is throbbing like a freshly picked at pimple on my rump G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: the throbbing can be felt all the way up to my head and it will probly make me murder and eat my wife tomorrow BeenDun99: and for this throbbing G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: I'd like to BeenDun99: THANK YOU SO MUCH, ARTHUR G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: I haven't felt this alive since....since I went to jail, took a shower, and dropped the soap! G d Aw G 5 75 8: HAHA!!!! LOL BeenDun99: arthur just looks blankly at his crauch and ejaculates loudly G d Aw G 5 75 8: again? BeenDun99: no BeenDun99: I was kidding G d Aw G 5 75 8: ok BeenDun99: but he was looking at his crauch G d Aw G 5 75 8: ok BeenDun99: and he says to me I'm glad I can please s many G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: fucking rip off BeenDun99: god damn it BeenDun99: I'm trying to download these songs, but its a fake BeenDun99: fuck fuck fuck G d Aw G 5 75 8: wha? G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: ok back to the story G d Aw G 5 75 8: ok BeenDun99: I say BeenDun99: jee, arthur I'm so glad I had the chance to see santa's ass get kicked BeenDun99: and I got to kick you up the legs G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol BeenDun99: the end BeenDun99: but wait G d Aw G 5 75 8: ok BeenDun99: what if king arthur isn't real? BeenDun99: omfg BeenDun99: *passes out* G d Aw G 5 75 8: lol
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