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Hi, my name is Janet and I have severe depression. I'm about fifty pounds overweight, and I won't lie--my flabby ass swallows up the but-floss thongs I like to wear. I'm looking for a man who can put out. He can live with me rent-free; all I ask is that he has sex with me and tell me he loves me. Oh, and I could use someone to pull the thong string out of my crack.