This is the Gir News Ticker          Recent Poll Results:  Most People Ignore Polls          Gir's Word: Perplexity; Definition: mooose!          Gir's News Ticker, what Gir wants to hear, probably is what you want to hear          This Weeks Top Story: Tree stuck in cat, firefighters bewildered. When ask for Girs though on the story  his reply was " I'm goona sing the doom song now! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom"          Scientists Everywhere Agree: "The chicken came first, but only after the egg"          News Flash: Scientists have just recently discovered mars to be out of place, when asked about the situation NASA officials replied "ummm... Its not there"         Gir's News Ticker Pledge: "We keep scentences very short so you don't have to read a whole lot"          Nature Tip of the week: When Planting A Tree Make Sure You Are Aware Of All Of The Water Lines, It Will Make Watering The Plant Not A Necessity Anymore          Study Shows Most People Mispronounce "Zdflrsa"          Advice from Gir: "Return seats in upright position"

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