Once, Twice, Three Times.. A Lady?

First of all, let me say I hope this page doesn't end up like all the rest... Someone whining that there is something 'improper' about my site and then I get BANNED again, because you people are really working on my last nerve. Get over it already. There's plenty of room here for all of us and if you play nice and stay out of my way, I won't have to offend you. I want to start out with a few public letters of acknowledgment.. Because if not for you, the word 'Gin' would not spark fear in the hearts of so many. So thanks, dipsh*ts. Since this is a 'block text' thing, I'll have to put those letters on a separate page. I'm always having to learn new 'site' tactics since my pages get taken down. Oh, well, it doesn't hurt to exercise the brain a little. This may take some time, but check back once in awhile and I'll try to keep it current. I am choosing the largest font size here, because face it, I'm getting old and these eyes are tired from all the reading and writing I do. That's the thing I am both the best and the worst at. That's where all my troubles begin and end... I think I even accused some folks of participating in a 'cornholing session' at one of the parks nearby, but it's all a blur, and quite frankly I can't believe some of the things I say, and said them all publicly. Hundreds of people registered with CYBERLINK Discussion Forum just to see what I'd say next, and I got many letters from folks telling me how much they enjoyed reading my posts. There were also 200+ complaints lodged against me with administration.. Which I'm pretty proud of, because it means someone was paying attention. Probably just one person, but still, they cared enough to make all those calls. I hope they were all local calls for their sake. The current score: I'm still banned as is my entire ISP, which means that no one using the same ISP as me can register or post there. I guess it was a really good thing I don't use AOL or MSN..

I owe a word of thanks to you guys for making it so much fun to be ME!

"If it comes to you and you don't know why, the more you live the faster you will die.."-After The Fire

What are YOU watching?

I like the older movies that have been seen by just about everyone but me. I never go to the movies for obvious reasons... I hate crowds and cringe at the notion of paying seven or eight bucks to see it... With a bunch of losers who make noise and talk during the show. I watch movies at home where it's quiet. Here are some of my favorite actors/actresses and just what I think of them:

Johnny Depp: As he appeared in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?. A movie that reminds me that my life really isn't so bad afterall.

Leonardo Dicaprio. Give me just a tiny break here. You can flush the Titanic and keep your Gangs In The Street, just give me Leo playing the part of a retarded teenage boy alongside Johnny Depp. He was born to play that role.

SEVEN

Now there's a movie that keeps you tuned in to see just what in the hell is going on here: Brad Pitt was excellent in this film, although I normally don't care for the 'pretty boy' types. You can't lose with Morgan Freeman though. Never. He must be one of the most eloquent actors of our time.

He was also most awesome in Shawshank Redemption.

And, speaking of Seven, Kevin Spacey was in excellent form as well.

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

Malcolm McDowell played the most sleazy of thugs in this flick, a classic granted to us directed by Stanley Kubrick. Many, many lashings of the old Ultra-viloence in this movie... Released in 1971.

The original cut could not be released for public viewing without being given an 'X' rating, so some of the more perverse scenes were taken out, leaving it rated 'R'.. And a very strong 'R' at that.

This is one that you won't likely find to rent in the Bible Belt.

By the way, while we're on the subject, I despite the fact that anyone thinks they have the power to decide what I see and don't see.

I watched Lethal Weapon on one of the cable stations. Most of the coarse language was dubbed over, but I saw Mel Gibson's naked ASS? This is messed-up. I'd rather hear obscenities than see gratuitous nudity. Come on, people. You can watch people humping in bed on Primetime Network TV, but you can't say 'F*ck'?

Weekly Rave

Everybody's talking about the war, so I guess I'll throw in my nickel. My cost is higher because my words are worth more.

How many of you really believe that the Iraqi people are going to be FREED? First of all, take a poll of how many hate our guts. You'll find that most of them do. Are we really going to turn those people around? We can wipe out Saddam and all his relatives, Osama and his camel herd, but come on.

It's a nice fantasy though. Imagine the thought of knowing you saved an entire country of people from oppression and poverty, slavery and whatever else goes on over there. I would personally like to see the women get to choose their own fashions, or at the very least be able to wear burkahs that reflect the seasons, or moods. There is a time for pastels, like spring, but have you seen them in black? That must be hot.

We are finding we have quite a few adversaries across the board at the UN. I think we must be thought of as 'goody-two-shoes' by the other countries.

Hey, France, what other country do you know has been lead by a man with his pants around his ankles in the Oval Office getting head by a 20 year old intern. That's tough. Also very gutsy, that is, if you can confess to it. You know how most men Brag about such things? And what kind of pussy says he smoked pot but didn't inhale? I'd kick his ass just for wasting reefer.

I can't help but like George W. Bush. I honestly believe he's sincere, even though he mispronouces words regularly. Besides, we could have done worse.

We could have had Al (titty-baby) Gore running the country.

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