LURKERS HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN. WHINERS GO HOME. D'OH.

I'm going to be tough here. We have a sense of humor here and you do not.

Nobody invites anyone, anywhere, anytime but me. I want to be able to investigate every person on the internet before they are invited here. If there is someone you want to see here, email me about it. I might say yes but I will probably say no. If I say no and you think I was wrong, do not email me about it..

There better NOT be any discussion of, or reposting of, anything over at any private boards that I don't like. If any of you, (other than Jerry Mathers who is definitely not allowed to lurk here), spots anything away from this website or at my private message boards, email me about it.

There will be NO discussion of this board, or reposting of anything on this board, on any other board or email. You may not talk about this board to your family. If I find out you have been talking about this website, you might be sued.

I know a lot of you like to surf   the internet, but while you are there be careful. There may be fun there, and maybe people will be watching    everything you do, (One of those people may be me!). If you see anything on the internet that you don't like, email me about it. If your mother yells at you, email me about it. If you run out of toilet paper, email me about it. If you can't find a parking space at the mall on Saturday, email me about it.

It goes without saying that I will not tolerate flaming on the internet - I also will never tolerate    members of this board posting on any other boards, (or emails).

This place is not for having fun, Damn it!!!! If you want to have fun turn off your computer and spend time with your family. If your family forgot who you are email me about it and I will send them a copy of your personal information to refresh their memories.

I'm sure I, (or someone else), will think of more rules and if you do email me about it and I will add them to the disclaimer.

Now for the legal stuff:
You agree, through your use of my private message boards, that you will not post any material which is false or true, inaccurate or accurate, invasive of an alien's privacy, or otherwise in violation of ANY law in ANY country on ANY continent on ANY planet. This is not meant to be humorous, and legal actions can be taken against you and your whole family including your pets. If your neighbors have money we might sue them also.

Please remember that we do not actively monitor the posted messages because we have other things to do and are not responsible for their content. Messages express the views of the author, and never the views of other authors. Some authors might be insane, lazy or stupid if they are, email me about it because they should get a personal invitation from the webmaster. Anyone who feels that a posted message is funny should email me about it.

If you are older than 18, you are responsible for your own words and actions, and by surfing the internet you agree it's your own damned fault for lurking where you don't belong. If you need help to stop lurking where you don't belong, email me about it. We at this forum also reserve the right to reveal your real identity (and any personal information we gathered about you) in the event of a complaint or legal action arising from any stupid things posted by you.

You will get to choose your own username. If you can't think of a name, email me about it. We advise that you pick a name that is in your own language. If you don't know what your language is, email me about it. With this user name you are about to use, you agree to never give your user name out to another person that is posting at these message boards. You also agree to NEVER reveal your user name to anyone on the rest of the internet. If you forget your user name, email me about it.

This sounds great and I AGREE            You are a control freak and I DO NOT AGREE   

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