electricpetey: i downloaded the Lizzie McGuire Movie for mickey electricpetey: now i have to check to see if its actually porn Gaignum: to her it is
spawnpride: Gah. I woke up at 6, as usual. Gaignum: see see i've learned my previous mistakes and i have no intention asking you whyyy you woke up at 6 spawnpride: To take out the garbage, silly. Gaignum: right right spawnpride: But first I menstruated all over it, just for you!
LiToChinaLady: fucking US government LiToChinaLady: they should suck my imaginary dick and ballz
Electric Petey: but, apparently 99.9% of girls are bitches Electric Petey: oh, and bring "the virgin suicides" to andys or ill cut your dick off
nueronet: and brb, gunna put on pants Lovely 72 Lady: You're going to put some pants on then? Lovely 72 Lady: Pantless are you!? nueronet: i put them on
mark: oooo religious babies taste like fries
WannaEatChocoBar: pickup lines are funny WannaEatChocoBar: its like WannaEatChocoBar: "is it me, or do you have an angel for an ass" WannaEatChocoBar: or something Gaignum: is that your cell phone or are you just vibracously happy to see me? WannaEatChocoBar: ..................ok, i just made that one up. Gaignum: i noticed
spawnpride: I love steroids.
lovelypinkalways: you should get emo glasses and wear black clothes and cry a lot lovelypinkalways: i mean.... in a good way
Auto response from spawnpride: A poem written about me by Becky:
Hey Mickey you're so fine,
you're so fine you spontaniously combusted
last week, but that's a story for a different time.
What this is really about, is the pie which has not yet been crusted!
I know that your knowledge of pies is not that grand,
but, jeez, Michelle! It's only a freakin' crust,
and the pie, you know, is for a damn good band,
who, if not pie filled, become rapists filled with lust.
And so your silly adventure must continue
to escalate in it's danger level
so I must take a different avenue
because rapists are attracted to people who love the devil
such as you and your pie crustless ways
man, I hope this pie thing ends before I eat all of these lays.
Gaignum: why the hell did you wake up at 6? spawnpride: To change ye olde tampon so I didn't wake up in a pool of my own blood. Gaignum: why is it that whenever i talk to you your always having your period? i think you have a problem man Gaignum: i'm always just like "hello' and your always like "guess who's bleeding out of her unmentionables!" spawnpride: I'm just so excited whenever I talk to you that I start bleeding involuntarily. spawnpride: Don't worry, that's a compliment of the utmost caliber.
spawnpride: I'll do you any favors you want without you dying. Gaignum: ooooh really? then i want a chunk of britney spears's boob
esacetaminophen: god must really hate us esacetaminophen: to give us such great fashion senses and not make us gay men
esacetaminophen: does she ever have anything to say? spawnpride: She probably wanted to ask if we could see Mr. Smith's ass. esacetaminophen: haha esacetaminophen: you should have said yes esacetaminophen: and been like esacetaminophen: "his ass shifted horribly" esacetaminophen: "all the hotness was gathered in the middle" esacetaminophen: it would devestate her
esacetaminophen: that's why it's 80 degrees esacetaminophen: his ass is just that hot
esacetaminophen: when you walk outside and roll around in the ground esacetaminophen: it feels just like a cooked and diced penis spawnpride: Dude, that's fucked up.
Lovely 72 Lady: Do you remember the grammer project in english? spawnpride: Yes. spawnpride: I did space. Lovely 72 Lady: I wrote a lot about people throwing up Lovely 72 Lady: Jerry and Larry went to the fair. They bought one hot dog because they didn't have enough money. Jerry likes mustard, but he doesn't like ketchup. Larry likes ketchup, but he doesn't like mustard. So they made it half and half(after a fight.) Then they went on the Twirly Hurly and Jerry threw up. Then Larry left dripping Jerry by the outhouse.
Lovely 72 Lady: Nostalgia time! My little brother is cleaning out the basement and he found my crackedupbackpack from 6th grade and apparently we were friends to a certain degree then because I wrote your name over a bunch of my history stuff..either that or I stalked you spawnpride: HAha. Lovely 72 Lady: and I couldn't capitalize things correctly... "MiCHelLe"
esacetaminophen: i'm sure they have sunflowerporn.com or something esacetaminophen: i bet it would be intellectually stimulating
esacetaminophen: it's probably like esacetaminophen: plant porn esacetaminophen: like esacetaminophen: watch 3 ppl have sex with one sunflower! esacetaminophen: free for $20! esacetaminophen: or something
nueronet: i no go to school tomarrow Lovely 72 Lady: why? nueronet: passover Lovely 72 Lady: are you even keeping kosher?? nueronet: nope
badbadbad jew...
esacetaminophen: but she is like a stoner and stuff esacetaminophen: or else she just really likes gardening
istabol: fuck is a funny interjection. istabol: 'its like... istabol: Sex!!! i hit my finger with a hammer. istabol:: or.... what the sex? Sara: hahaha. i think we should incorporate that into the language. istabol: or... procreate you! Sara: not as catchy as SEX tho. istabol: sex you
spawnpride: i was trying to sound like i'm from boston. spawnpride: it worked. thzae: because people from boston are like "wickedly pokemon"
spawnpride: yes, you may have my crotch noodles.
Gaignum: yeah thats how i get all the ladys first i stab myself in the crotch and they come a running spawnpride: yeah, you sure know what the ladies want.
spawnpride: you should write a rap about yourself. esacetaminophen: aww hell yeah esacetaminophen: "my name is andy" esacetaminophen: slant rhyme spawnpride: 'and i am dandy' esacetaminophen: "i like candy" esacetaminophen: "and various desserts"
esacetaminophen: and a little known fact about this rap esacetaminophen: if you play it backwards esacetaminophen: it says esacetaminophen: "i love mr. todd because he is hot... ...worship satan"
esacetaminophen: or as they say in the hood esacetaminophen: passion of the crizzle!
Gaignum: hey baby is that a pulsing ass on your screen or are you just somewhat less melancholy to see me
PsychObuNnY: i'm so hot right now PsychObuNnY: i want to have my babies
Electric Petey: are you alone walking? Lovely 72 Lady: No, the friendly neighbourhood rapist is chaparoning my walk?
Gaignum: boozing it up are you laddy atomicbiatchwax: lassie! Gaignum: i've never seen you without your pants on and i know at least two guys with bigger boobs than you Gaignum: therefore i'll make it laddy
Gaignum:its like a sperm with horns and appendages atomicbiatchwax: look! atomicbiatchwax: you made the sperm cry!
istabol: if they made a hybrid of krakel and mr goodbar would they call it Mr good krack?
PsychObuNnY: i dont have a vagina PsychObuNnY: in case you were wondering
Gaignum: oh i just remeberd this excelent thing my mom was on about, she kept asking me why i didn't have a girlfiriend it was excelent Electric Petey: pray tell Gaignum: "who's this nice person who wrote their name on your paper, you should ask her" "thats my teacher"
nueronet: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood on a train leaving from boston to LA at 4 going 75 knots and a train from LA to buffalo leaving at 325 going 67 mph on in a hurricane
thzae: ooh i made up the best joke today thzae: teacher is quizzing students on random anatomy questions Electric Petey: ...im scared
thzae: teachers asks "What is Erectile Dysfunction" thzae: kid says "That's not a very hard one" thzae: HAHAHAHAHAHA thzae: i kill me
atomicbiatchwax: >_< that's not NEVER TALKING ABOUT IT AGAIN! Gaignum: it was such a good furby too then what happend, huh, huh? atomicbiatchwax: well, now you're just being mean. you know how i yearn for a lover as good as lulu. Gaignum: hahah, he wasn't that good, he just vibrated atomicbiatchwax: ...lulu was a 'she'.
Gaignum: aag aag braided mullet pubes aag aag atomicbiatchwax: OW! NEVER HURT MY BRAIN LIKE THAT AGAIN!
atomicbiatchwax: how was the last day of volleyball? Lovely 72 Lady: F&$& YOU!! Lovely 72 Lady:&*$(#&(!@*)($&@#*!)$@# Lovely 72 Lady: *long string of obsentities atomicbiatchwax: that good? maybe i shoulda come. ^^ Lovely 72 Lady: The stupid dumb &*$% #&*!^&*$^&@* $#&@*;s that were left on my team decided that I was being Bitchy because I told Olega to please stop telling people to do better when you haven't ever touched the ball because you're afraid of it. Then they hit me in the side of the head with the ball...at full speed ... 'by accident'
Electric Petey: *rips off your shirt* Electric Petey: see? you're a slut Electric Petey: cover up!
PsychObuNnY: god made women as a tribute to all the crack he smoked PsychObuNnY: didnt you read the bible?
Gaignum: the bible is plenty wrong electric petey: yeah? Gaignum: the all loving god wiped out everything for some dudes drinking booze Gaignum: and the amount of incest is truly insane electric petey: true... electric petey: but it sure does SOUND nice electric petey: theyll say it like, abrham and his daughter begat all night long in the tent of God
SinGeetar21: mmmmmmmm gregory peckkkkkkk mmmm
SinGeetar21: but man SinGeetar21: he's such a beautiful guy SinGeetar21: esp when he was young SinGeetar21: mmmmmm SinGeetar21: he has like the cutest cheekbones ever
Gaignum: "there's something about the clitoris i can't put my finger on" Gaignum:yar Gaignum: he's like my role model
Sara: so then my english teacher’s like "can’t you identify with how the girl uses her sexuality to get what she wants?" Sara: then i thought about winking at her... Sara: then i pretended to cry Sara: and then i cried
PsychObuNnY: my dad is talking about naked dolls PsychObuNnY: it's scaring me
Gaignum: i think thats my knew excelent pick up line Gaignum: i'll get all the ladys by questioning their gender
Lovely 72 Lady: (to the Brady Bunch theme) Here's a story, bout a girl named Tasha. She had sisters sisters sisters everywhere. Until one day, when her mom went out once, some evil jewish people came in and stole one of her sisters. Oh no! She cried. Oh no! Oh no! Because she was only a triplet. Tasha, Michelle, and Sara. No Belinda anymore!
SinGeetar21: i love it when there's no one home SinGeetar21: i don't have to hold back SinGeetar21: ..... SinGeetar21: but i am wearing clothes electric petey: ..........thanks for telling me
Kamisan: yeah Kamisan: every time i talk to you Kamisan: it's like Kamisan: woosh Kamisan: i'm seduced
Gaignum: these stupid tests aren't giving me favorable results its not cool electric petey: wat tests Gaignum: the stupid ones from your sisters away massage electric petey: wat r u getting Gaignum: i got like 2% pickupness Gaignum: and all these other disgustingly sad low numbers electric petey: hahahah electric petey: you're making me cry Gaignum: i seem to be doing that to a lot of people lately Gaignum: "i just got a drink" Gaignum: "why do you hate me soo boohohoohohoh" electric petey: hahaha Gaignum: thats been the average conversation this week electric petey: really? Gaignum: its really bad when i'm trying to get my mom to make dinner Gaignum: "pork chops!" Gaignum: "your such a failiure in every respect boohooboohoo"
Lovely 72 Lady: Did you hear about Betty???? electric petey: no Lovely 72 Lady: Betty "Bryan actually passed the test and now is legally able to drive with an adult(age 21+)who has had their license for six months or more!" Spaghetti!
electric petey: british sitcoms arent funny Gaignum: what are you smoking their awesome Gaignum: red dwarf is like the best thing to come out of england electric petey: wat is that about? Gaignum: 2 random dudes trapped in space Gaignum: one of them is dead electric petey: .....................HAHAHAHAAHAHA electric petey: OMG, STOP! THAT IS TOOOOO FUNNY! electric petey: death, ahahahahaha... electric petey: space, hahahaha... Gaignum: you be quiet electric petey: wat a lethally hilarious combonation! electric petey: OH STOP, IM CRAPPING IN MY PANTS electric petey: hahahahahahahaha Gaignum: so its a stupid concept its still awesome man, you just don't get good comedy Gaignum: and you should get your colon checked electric petey: electric petey: i know funny electric petey:songs about boobs are just top notch comedy
PsychObuNnY: it would be funny if i told everyone [bryan] was my boyfriend PsychObuNnY: until he killed me
electric petey: would you like to view my lyrical exploits? electric petey: I wrote a couple of songs for kamisan Gaignum: probably not but i will anyway electric petey: great!
electric petey: THE SPACE BETWEEN (MY BOOBS)
Feat. Beck, Dave Matthews, and Aaron Carter
We can never be together
I miss you…
Like Elmer misses glue
All these years I wanted you to see
That you are just like me…
Some skin! A curve! Ducts and nerves!
Such compatibility…
To the edge of the earth
To the depths of the sea
I’ll be scuba boob
I’ll wait for you to find me
Soy un pecho
I’m a loser, booby
So, why don’t you kill me?
(In the space between)
Here I am, I stand
I miss you…
Like Steve misses Blue
All these years I’ve wanted to try
Not to just be by your side…
But in your grip! You’re erect! Your nip!
So satisfied…
To the edge of the earth
To the Sun I will fly
I’ll be Super Boob
You’ll be my kryptonite
Soy un pecho
I’m a loser, booby
So, why don’t you kill me?
(In the space between)
The space between our cleavorch
Is where you’ll find me if I don’t return
Cuz I’m a loser, booby
So, why don’t you kill me?
electric petey: SUFFOCATION (OF MY BOOBS)
Feat. Slipknot and the Murderdolls
There’s some weight on my chest
It’s surely not my breasts
They are so tiny
So, what’s weighing on me?
Is it my conscience?
No!
Am I so guilty?
No!
Then why am I not breathing?
Oh…
I don’t know…
Suffocation (of my boobs)
It must be
Suffocation (of my boobs)
They used to hang loose
Now they’re deflated
Suffocated
There’s some weight on my mind
My boobs don’t feel right
What is the problem?
My nipples are popping
What the fuck?
Ow!
There’s blood everywhere!
Ahhhhhhh!
Oh God, it shouldn’t do that!
Fuck…
Fuck, fuck, fuck…
Suffocation (of my boobs)
It must be
Suffocation (of my boobs)
They used to hang loose
Now they’re deflated
Suffocated
So, my last prayer
Is to find a bra that fits
My tits
It seems I’ve been wearing
Only a rubber band
Is existence so futile?
Now I am dying
Suffocation (of my boobs)
It must be
Suffocation (of my boobs)
They used to hang loose
Now they’re deflated
Suffocated
Now I am dying
Cuz my nipples are still bleeding
I NEED A BAND AID!
SUFFOCATED!
[death scream]
Gaignum: o my god you people have to much time go join a club or walk of cliff or something Gaignum: that was like the most disturbing thing i've read this like week Gaignum: which is saying something
Gaignum: the real question should be who.. i mean what am i not doing on my chair... errm i mean i have no comment at this time electric petey: the only woman who hangs around your house is your mother electric petey: the only person who hangs around your house is your mother electric petey: who are you doing in the chair? Gaignum: i still have no comment at this time Gaignum: neither does my neighbors baby bo..... i mean florist
PsychObuNnY: you need to change your profile atomicbiatchwax: no, no i don't. i like my profile. PsychObuNnY: i meant in real life PsychObuNnY: taller mabye PsychObuNnY: with huge calves
atomicbiatchwax: it's bryan's b-day!!!! Lovely 72 Lady: I know atomicbiatchwax: what'd you get him? Lovely 72 Lady: Magical muffins filled to the brim with crack atomicbiatchwax: you got ME soda! atomicbiatchwax: *boohoo* Lovely 72 Lady: I gave you crack too! atomicbiatchwax: ...oh yeah.
thzae: "Dad, what are perverts?"
"Shut up son, and unbutton my bra."
PsychObuNnY: thats what i would say too PsychObuNnY: except with more gentiles PsychObuNnY: *genitals
Lovely 72 Lady: Did you hear about Betty? Lovely 72 Lady: Betty "Bryan's getting his permit tomorrow - run for the hills" Spaghetti!
SinGeetar21: "To see our low price, add this item to your cart. You can always remove it later. Why don't we show the price?" SinGeetar21: it's like SinGeetar21: non-sexual sadists Gaignum: or its sexual and you just don't know about it SinGeetar21: that's exactly what they are, "why don't we show you the price? oh just add it to ur list you know your gonna like it *whip*"
Gaignum:: yeah that babe ruth is one sexy mama Gaignum: he may be dead but he's looking better than ever
SinGeetar21: you don't watch 60 minutes Gaignum: yeah but i sometimes see commercials for it SinGeetar21: my mom watches it SinGeetar21: they sometimes have intersting stuff Gaignum: yeah "are kids these days getting enough old man butt loving? find out at 10"
Gaignum: actually i'll probably blow it off regardless, so i'll show up SinGeetar21: yah, i thought so SinGeetar21: ha, blow it off Gaignum: you can't give oral pleasures to a verb
electricpetey: lmao electricpetey: i have to use this on chappy electricpetey: ...chappy, wat kind of shirt do you wear? those boobs are the best ive ever seen
electric petey: so wat r u gonna do? SinGeetar21: i dunno... electric petey: *nudge, nudge* SinGeetar21: what do u want me to do? grab his crotch and run like u said? electric petey: haha electric petey: wouldnt you like to? electric petey: or maybe, just grab his crotch and stay
atomicbiatchwax: it was great atomicbiatchwax: we all went outside without shoes atomicbiatchwax: and started dancing around and lighting incense atomicbiatchwax: it was so hippy-ish atomicbiatchwax: then his mom came out and nili yelled "it's NOT pot!" atomicbiatchwax: then his mom gave us a weird look and told us she just wanted us to keep it down atomicbiatchwax: yeah, we've never been invited to igor's since
SinGeetar21: tell me how they flirted!!! what did they say atomicbiatchwax: i showed you didnt i? like *high pitched giggle, slap on chest* you are SOOOO funny!
Lovely 72 Lady: I wrote a song, it's called "Nili and Tasha blinded me so". Here's how it goes: Lovely 72 Lady:
I AM BLIND BECAUSE
BECAUSE TASHA SENT ME SOMETHING
SOMETHING VERY NOT RIGHT
chorus:
Stachatory rape
stachatory rape
What Nili said is now stuck in me head
I'm gonna have nightmares
and maybe wet the bed
CHORUS x2
Because she blinded me so
with her tales of that evil foe
named
MR PINK!
Chorus x 7
psychobunny: Everybody’s bra straps are showing, go to school!
Kamisan: I’m like your gay best friend…only I’m not gay.
atomicbiatchwax: if the whole world was populated by nilis, they’d all be horny biatches and figure out how to repopulate it anyway
atomicbiatchwax: i hate turkey. it gets me high. SinGeetar21: haha SinGeetar21: ok, but shouldn't u love it then? atomicbiatchwax: i like my natural high. it screws with the flow, man.
SinGeetar21: chappy, u know u like it Gaignum: gay midget on donkey action in the crevices of a fat mans bowels, thats uber sexy indeed
SinGeetar21: and i just found out i'm not actually having thanksgiving dinner Gaignum: ha your favorite holiday shot to hell SinGeetar21: i know i feel so...betrayed SinGeetar21: damn pilgrams Gaignum: yeah if they get to commit genocide, why can't we?
Jester Cap: Funny... I didn't think websites could take zoloft...
atomicbiatchwax: i figure 'penii' is the plural of penis. no?
Gaignum: i need me some prosthetic boobs i could throw them at the teacher when she was being a bizorch Gaignum: i got it i could mass produce those i would sell them, i could call it "bucket o boobs"
PsychObuNnY: making new friends sucks PsychObuNnY: damn PsychObuNnY: i have to go to the bathroom atomicbiatchwax: well, if that's your way of making friends, yes. PsychObuNnY: oh yes atomicbiatchwax: WOAH! that was fast! now you can definitely be my friend! PsychObuNnY: lol
SinGeetar21: the most fucked up thing in that book was the whole masturbation deal Gaignum: hah that reminds me my dad tried to give me the sex talk when i was at his house last. it was funny as hell Gaignum: i was sitting on the stairs and he was behind a wall when he started talking and i just went up to use the computer and i went back down 5 minutes later when he was wrapping it up and he didn't notice i was there for all of it Gaignum: it was truly excellent
SinGeetar21: did u check out mickey's webpage yet? Gaignum: its your profile with a bigger window SinGeetar21: and some other quotage SinGeetar21: but u should be proud SinGeetar21: most of it IS urs Gaignum: yes being the most funked person around brings about eventual fame Gaignum: today a shitty angel fire site, tommorow the world!
Gaignum: never try to boil noodles in pepsi Gaignum: ever SinGeetar21: what the hell? Gaignum: bad bad dinner
Gaignum: i'm not high, i'm vertically acute
Kamisan: I sat at home today. Then I pretened I was playing NeoPets. Then I pretended to cry. Then I cried.
Gaignum: dammit i need to find something to occupy my time SinGeetar21: sex? Gaignum: i should start a "assaulting the elderly" club or something
Gaignum: you could be like "motha dearest, a boy at school today asked me if he could be my pimp, and i agreed. is that bad?" Gaignum: and you have to say it in a british accent
Gaignum: what if he uses that lacrosse stick for other reasons? SinGeetar21: oh dude, that's so wrong. Gaignum: you brought it up Gaignum: well actually i did, but close enough
Gaignum: i just got figured out the greatest pick up line "hey sex cakes lets say you and me start sexin it up in the area i would put my cup, if you know what i mean?" Gaignum: i need somebody to test that one out for me
SinGeetar21: oh! guess which movie i saw today Gaignum: lesbian lovin? Gaignum: III
SinGeetar21: cucumbers r more phallic than bananas
Gaignum: there once was a man from nantucket Gaignum: ......... Gaignum: i forget the rest but it ends up with all the dolphins having a monster orgy
Gaignum's mom: most people think about women while drinking coke, you were thinking about pepsi, even though you were surrounded by women
Gaignum: remember kiddys it may now look like it came out of a large mans ass but just the other day you were eating it har har har nueronet: like yay big nueronet: if window is maximized Lovely 72 Lady: that's pretty big Lovely 72 Lady: for a hot pocket Lovely 72 Lady: did this conversation suddenly turn very,very wrong? nueronet: lol nueronet: yeah
atomicbiatchwax: decaying mummy history teacher and your mom...God that's a hot picutre psychobunny: lol psychobunny: eww psychobunny: eww psychobunny: sick psychobunny: no atomicbiatchwax: oh stop, i can't take the eroticism it is too...erotic.
thzae: Step into my car, little girl, I'll give you a ride home...don't be afraid. Daddy mullet will make it all better.
atomicbiatchwax: i'm so bored i'm reading full-length novels off the internet atomicbiatchwax: then i ate a lot of chocolate atomicbiatchwax: then i drank a lot of soda atomicbiatchwax: then i pretended i have a penis atomicbiatchwax: then i came here.
Gaignum: can you kill my spanish teacher? Gaignum's mom: do you have her adress? Gaignum: dang no Gaignum's mom: do you have her picture Gaignum: no Gaignum's mom: then how am i supposed to go about doing that?
Gaignum: see see bad english gets you places electricpetey: like into english teachers pants Gaignum: no you need good english for that Gaignum: why do you think they do their job? Gaignum: because they get off on accurate spelling electricpetey: but if you're failing english, you need something to "boost" your "grade" Gaignum: ms peterson naged Gaignum: i may need to kill myself noe Gaignum: *now Gaignum: *naked Gaignum: eegads its taking away my iq electricpetey: you need more BOOSTING
atomicbiatchwax: literature is scrumpy-yum. atomicbiatchwax: and i did NOT just say that.
atomicbiatchwax: oh good. i'm erotically rejoicing for you.
atomicbiatchwax: u'll be happpy. i looked at porn. atomicbiatchwax: digimon porn. atomicbiatchwax: oh baby, turn me ON! SinGeetar21: i'm gonna cry
Cokeaddict8: vagina atomicbiatchwax: penis? ooo gimme another, i'm good at this game
atomicbiatchwax: woah, it woulda been like super double attractive. me crapping on the street and them doing sexay gymnastic moves. next yard sale i have, i know how to advertise right!
atomicbiatchwax: i'd just be like "i love your band, i named five of my babies after each one of you"?
candycraver5: lol! pedophiles are funny
candycraver5: and he says she's not even a true boner atomicbiatchwax: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................O_O candycraver5: tromeboner candycraver5: she plays trombone
atomicbiatchwax: fuck the snow! nueronet: dont fuck the god-damn snow atomicbiatchwax: y not?! nueronet: what did the snow ever do to you atomicbiatchwax: ummmmmmm made me shovel. nueronet: no your mom made you shovel are you gunna fuck her? nueronet: i think not
electricpetey: yes, i produce babies like a maniac Gaignum: rapid fire electricpetey: like, im running to school cuz im late and they just come flying out
atomic BIATCHwax: ummmm did i have sex with a toaster and not notice? Gaignum: you do realise your sleep-sexing toasters Gaignum: ha your children would be mini buns Gaignum: you could get toaster std's
SinGeetar21: now i'm gonna be stuck home alone on a friday night with a bunch of porn links and nothing else to do
thzae: I love 13 and 14 year olds thzae: just because they're so trusting thzae: and Oh God I sound Like A Peodophile Now
Lovely 72 Lady:nueronet: i love to frolick gaily in the green green
fields Lovely 72 Lady:nueronet: i love school nueronet: i hate you
Kamisan: -does manly stud-
Atomic Biatchwax: i guess i just forgot. everyone has been telling me that they dont read. its horrifying! SinGeetar21: wow... Atomic Biatchwax: wow? SinGeetar21: u sound like SinGeetar21: a teacher SinGeetar21: and not a sexy one
electricpetey: me getting turned on by your dead frog wasn't scarier? electricpetey: i like the way....uhm...your guts spill out on...uhm..your eyes are pretty.
SinGeetar21: me and chappy are playnig the "im not thankful for this" game
Atomic Biatchwax:SinGeetar21: me and chappy are playnig the "im not thankful for this" game Gaignum: actually she's just bitching but the concept is similiar
Sara: your hair looks like fallopian tubes
Gaignum: i don't think the quiz was meant for dudes Gaignum: and it doesn't work anyway Gaignum: seriously man what the funk Gaignum: that was creepy Sara: it said i have small BOOBS and they suck Sara: Gaignum: ha it said i had tremendous boobs Gaignum: i wiiiiiin
SinGeetar21: but it's sweet when he says he loves u! that always makes u feel good SinGeetar21: someone will always love u. If no one else, then it'll always be Smarterchild.
Gaignum: and i just ate a large slab of mostly raw beef for dinner Atomic Biatchwax: ur gunna die of some raw meat cardiac arrest mad cow disease Gaignum: i've been called mad and a cow and been arrested so now i just need me some cardiac Atomic Biatchwax: if ur overweight, theres a good chance ull have heart problems sometime in ur life Gaignum: i'm going for heart attack at 23 Gaignum: damn its really hard to type the funeral march Atomic Biatchwax: u could type the notes Gaignum: i don't know notes for carp Gaignum: or halibut Gaignum: budum chi
Kamisan: all i have is some woman who looks like she's 17 and claims to be my mom
Gaignum: haha now i need to start a continent that will speak my language Gaignum: the only thing that will be considered a crime is clothes Gaignum: hooha Gaignum: there will be caaaaapital punishment up the wazoooo Gaignum: there will be 7 days for each weekend and holidays will only be for perverse reasons Gaignum: like boobs in face week Gaignum: no school that week Gaignum: the elementary school people might not like it as much though
Sara: but now u're dudley mcstudly Twitchy: wtf... Sara: Sara: no?
Gaignum: kyle is not here right now he is using the magical vaginal cleanser call back at a later date
Twitchy: im more charming than i thought Atomic Biatchwax: unless u were being a perv Atomic Biatchwax: *whacks with purse* Twitchy: course not Atomic Biatchwax: o ok then... (girlish blushing) Atomic Biatchwax: thats from sara of course Atomic Biatchwax: i dont blush Atomic Biatchwax: *manly gurgle* Twitchy: hmm well we all know sara wants me Twitchy: so like, course shes blushing Twitchy: and your still the freaky manly wanna be man Twitchy: -cough-penisenvy-cough- Atomic Biatchwax: hehehehe
Kamisan: How does a Pikachu and an Onix have sex? Sara: that thing on onix's head i tellyou Kamisan: how? Kamisan: that would hurt so badly Kamisan: a stone dildo? Kamisan: it's all pointy Kamisan: wouldn't it? Sara: YES! Kamisan: is Pikachu even female? Kamisan: how do you tell? Kamisan: they don't have boobs! Sara: so? Sara: michelle doesnt have boobs Sara: and we know shes female Kamisan: how do we know Kamisan: ?!? Sara: idk Sara: the game tells you Kamisan: i meant michelle
Twitchy: Yohoho and a bottle of extra hos!
Isaac: i am such a bad girl
Gaignum: i need to by me some japanese externa-boobs
nueronet: you never know when some one may leave a vat of fetal tissue out and you fall into it
Gaignum: time to go eat some home made prozac
ChinaLady: and he wont kill the hamsters right? Atomic Biatchwax: hell shove them up his ass, set them on fire, and eat them.....but no he wont kill them intentionally. Atomic Biatchwax: tasha: ChinaLady: lol ChinaLady: hahaha Atomic Biatchwax: ...he trips while holding a match, manages to strike it on a surface while landing ass-down (and apparently naked) on the hamster..........then trips again and lights his ass on fire...........then trips face down and his mouth lands on the hamster and he swallows it......... ChinaLady: ewwwww ChinaLady: that is so nasty ChinaLady: omg you ppl scare me and that poor animal
Atomic Biatchwax: i was imagingin a water bubbler with breast implants today Atomic Biatchwax: (.)_(.) Gaignum: how the hell does that pop into your head? Atomic Biatchwax: sry, my mom wanted to see a face with boobs for eyes....... Atomic Biatchwax: uh...long story Gaignum: your mom scares me Gaignum: that would be a funny demand "michelle i want boob eyes and i want them now"
Gaignum: stupid science homework about babays Gaignum: its making me hungry Gaignum: babay chips will get j00r fluids flowin
SinGeetar21: my computer just farted Gaignum: dammit what did i tell you about shoving burritos into the cd drive
SinGeetar21: u actually have a chisel? Gaignum: of course i have a chisel every self recpecting serial murd...... i mean serial florist has a chisel
SinGeetar21: hey can i talk to sar for a sex SinGeetar21: sec Atomic Biatchwax: no shes at therapy
Gaignum: if he asks what you say in your barry manilow voice "stretches" Gaignum: but add some babys and hots in there SinGeetar21: hey, it's spelled BABEYS
SinGeetar21: and i'm not good at making up sexual innuendos what would i say? Gaignum: " the other day i was pole dancing and i think i scratched my boobay can you look at my cleavorch?" Gaignum: inuendo and cleavorch all at once
Gaignum: yeah but i'm as insane as i'm gonna get and the most sex i'm gonna get is from a skanky moose thats hopped up on viagra
Gaignum: well in hell youd probably end up getting screwed by some evil 3 headed 5 dicked viagra filled hell dog Gaignum: and in heaven god would probably want to watch
Gaignum: and according to a site i just found your right SinGeetar21: YAY!!! SinGeetar21: i win! Gaignum: do you want a cookie? SinGeetar21: yes! Gaignum: or do you want some nookie? SinGeetar21: me want cookie! Gaignum: both can be given from our headquarters in hong kong
Gaignum: the lady smurf had it good she could get all the sexing she wanted Gaignum: there was an entire city of dudes and not all of them can be gay
SinGeetar21: it doesn't smell like cum or vaginal liquid so there Gaignum: question number 2 why have you been smelling peoples man juices? Gaignum: ha man juices Gaignum: you can make smoothie
SinGeetar21: i feel sexxxxey Gaignum: trying to reproduce the song or did you take self esteem crack SinGeetar21: self esteem crack
SinGeetar21: if u had a son what would u call him Gaignum: deushbag of wonders SinGeetar21: ? Gaignum: firstname deushbag middle name of last name wonders Singeetar21: and what about a daughter? Gaignum: deushbagette of wonders
Gaignum: he had powa Gaignum: he could be a superhero or something Gaignum: wang man to the rescue! Gaignum: i think it would make a great kids tv show SinGeetar21: hehee SinGeetar21: yeah SinGeetar21: and impossible standards - kids: don't try this at home! Gaignum: beating the bad guys sensless with his super powerd crotch Gaignum: the toys they make would be the greatest Gaignum: i really need to market this idea SinGeetar21: yeah Gaignum: his side kick would be "sally skank and her viagra blaster" Gaignum: i would make millions Gaignum: it'll be bigger than barbie all of the girls will try to buy there own viagra blasters at toys r us Gaignum: damn if only i had control over the masses SinGeetar21: yup
Gaignum: aag aol saying its making things safe for the family Gaignum: how is less porn safe? what if the dad is deprived and needs to get his naked lady fix and ends up slaughtering the family because he hasn't leaft the house in years?
SinGeetar21: i'm gonna end up a 35 year old gay pedophile man who teaches wellness? Gaignum: yep Gaignum: sorry to give you the bad news SinGeetar21: oh my god it has happened, chappy hasn't had a good comeback Gaignum: oh no i must beat myself sensless with a stick untill my sins are cleaned Gaignum: *starts scratching at arms until they start bleeding*
SinGeetar21: israeli dr. dre! psychobunny: LOL! psychobunny: my name is dr. dre psychobunny: i read the torah psychobunny: i dont like arabs SinGeetar21: HAHAHHA!! psychobunny: cuz they hit up my crib!
Gaignum: (about kissing quiz) i'd probably get some crap like misses the other person entirely and gets his lips stuck to pole because of the cold then needs surgery and dies of complications Gaignum: or maybe thats just me
Gaignum: its fun predicting my own doom i used to do it more often though SinGeetar21: u truely r a bitter bitter child Gaignum: i had the best ways of going about it to one idea was i fell on a cd case got a shard of plastic in my eye ran around screaming for half an hour then i was impailed by a a backstreet boys hair doo Gaignum: good times Gaignum: and yes doo
Gaignum: if i do get cracked up i'd probably end up stuck on the top of a radio tower wearing a top hat and a clown suit trying to transmit anti-simetic lesbian meatloaf recipes to the king of sweden
Atomic Biatchwax: i'm gonna publish ur sn to the web. Gaignum: war? Gaignum: how? why? where? when? bum sex? Gaignum: budum chi Atomic Biatchwax: yeah there
Gaignum: i just got the greatest pop up ever Gaignum: "WHERE ARE THE HAPPY, HEALTHY GAY MEN?"
Gaignum: there's a very easy way to figure out what guys do to masturbate Gaignum: take a pencil Gaignum: not a pencil Gaignum: bad example
Gaignum: and i never even got to the story about the girl who had sex with a grandfather clock SinGeetar21: what?! Gaignum: actually i made that up off the top of my head, but it was probably like a dr.suess book SinGeetar21: tell me! SinGeetar21:: how so? Gaignum: it would probably be called something like "dr.seuss wants your kaboose!"
SinGeetar21: i'm remembering it very vaguely Gaignum: aztecs or something SinGeetar21: oh yeah SinGeetar21: so u were there SinGeetar21: so what was that again they made their kids watch them Gaignum: i forget why Gaignum: parents made nookie Gaignum: kids took notes
SinGeetar21: ooh u know who else is cool besides G.I. Joe Gaignum: his bisexual brother ted? leading the country in his sketchy ways?
SinGeetar21: tomorrow i'm onna have a big mac n' cheese dinner SinGeetar21: to make me feel better bout SCHOOL Gaignum: i'm gonna try to smoke paint to make myseelf feel better about SCHOOL
Gaignum: yay for insanity and sex SinGeetar21: yay! Gaignum: two of my favorite past times
Gaignum: the reach of my mind has no limits..... except pasta but thats beside the porn Gaignum: point* Gaignum: that may be the weirdest typo ever
Gaignum: unless i end up stabbing myself with a certain knife that my mom put on a certain chair making it so if i sat i would probably end up chopping out an artery in my side SinGeetar21: ouch Gaignum: its a kill/kill relationship Gaignum: well actually its more like a kill after she makes me dinner/kill relationship
Atomic Biatchwax: Are you going to the costume party? psychobunny: Yeah, as a nudist....a FEMALE nudist! Atomic Biatchwax: Wah? Do you think you can pull it off?
Kamisan: My mother went swimming once. We called her "the great white whale" electricpetey: That's horrible....she's not white
Vegan: Would you rather fuck a marmot or an old man? psychobunny: Well that depends. Is it just an old man, or is it a sexy old man?
