Sean's Subprofile

INTRO

\So"cia*bly\, adv. In a sociable manner.+ \High\(hi), Slang. An intoxicated or euphoric condition induced by or as if by a drug(alcohol).

Gabby's Prediction of My Future. . .
His current goal is to get a girl…he doesn’t care what girl, he just wants one. Hopefully one that’s not too ugly.
 After that he wants to do something…he’s not sure what. Maybe graduate from Tech, hopefully in four years. 
Maybe even join the Coast Guard, but he doesn’t care what he does there because he’s really lazy. He just wants to make money, 
maybe he should become a man whore. Depending on how it goes he might stay in the Coast Guard, but probably not because he never 
finishes what he starts. His wife will be hot, hopefully if he can get a got girl to even talk to him, and he wants to live 
on a ship. He’ll probably get kicked out of the Coast Guard because who really takes a 6’7 giant seriously. He’ll have one daughter for 
reasons he wishes not to explain. She’ll end up hating him and leave at the age of 16 never to be seen again. She’ll probably 
move to LA and marry some 60 year old man. When he’s old he’s going to sit on a bench by a high school and ogle the females. Then he’ll 
get arrested for sexual harassment and his wife will leave him and he’ll be unhappy for the rest of this life. Even though his wife is 
in a nursing home she’ll sneak out in the middle of the night and kill him. Yay for Sean’s future. 

Joke My Brother Sent Me

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry,he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."....

Last Weekends Party

Party on Friday was nice and chill. Even a hot lady decided to drop by(Kristen's Mom). I stayed in Saturday night(from parties) and made a Jackass video. Pretty funny, but would have been better if we had more light, and less talk about mollesting lil boys-Tom...