When you are young, you always expect that the world is going to end. And then you get older and the world still changes along and you are forced to re-evaluate your stance on the apocalypse as well as your own relationship to time and death. You realize that the world will indeed continue, with or without you, and the pictures you see in your head. So you try to understand the pictures instead.

Why can't you have closure to something already so far done?
It hardly seems fair don't you think?
I want to end you again, in a nicer way then you ended me.
You know it never killed to be polite.
Oh, but you never were one for manners a fluff.
You selfish fucking bastard.
You promised I'd always be yours and that you'd never leave...
Well you know what?
You're a fucking liar.

THINK YOU'RE A NOBODY?

Are you waiting for your calling in life?
Tired of failed attempts to start up
a band with your lame neighbourhood friends?
Are you ready to be famous?

Le bouffant is looking for you!

Le bouffant is currently seeking a 3rd member. A
young, skilled musician with a creative edge and
an interest for sound experimentation.
--See Below for Requirements --




We demand that one must have a killer voice




One must have a PhD in the science of rocking out on the xylophone




This is a given





We require all applicants to master the art of the recorder and to consistantly maintain a silky, alluring sound whenever performing






HOWEVER le bouffant IS AN EXCLUSIVE, ELITE BAND...
If the following applies to you -- you may not apply...







No Merlin Worshiping, Blood Thirsty Medival Knights of the Round Table




Definatley No Ex-Members of Love Inc. Whose Name Happens To Be Chris Sheppard.




We Request That There Be No Psychotic Killing Dolls That Come To Life --That's Just Not Cool--




No Stereotypical, Child Molesting, Old Man Pedophiles


So yeah... other than that... you're clear to go!!! ---> Apply Below

STORY TIME

Skot wanted PAYBACK for his horrible hair! So he started scheming...

He devised a plan. He would create an avenging solider that would seek and destroy the one that gave him this appalling hair style!

Skot breathed new life into his lunchbag and this was how the birth of FRANKIE came to be.

Genesis 1:4 "Skot saw Frankie, his creation, and saw that it was good."

Skot told Frankie his purpose in life. "Go out into the room, and avenge my appaling hair style! You must find the one who has done this against me." And Frankie understood.

Frankie found some suspicious looking persons.

Frankie interogated the first one. "Are you the one who has shamed my creator?!!" Michael ( Skot's manager) pleaded for his life. He swore it wasn't him, but told Frankie he knew it was a girl! So Frankie moved on.

Frankie snook up on Sarah. Frankie interogated her as well. "Are you the one who has shamed my creator??!" After screaming, Sarah swore it wasn't her, but told Frankie that it was the asistant mannager.

Frankie stalked and surveyed the suspect.

"I have found the one who has shamed my creator!" Frankie said. It was definately her.

Frankie went in for the kill, but just as he was about to bite off the Carrie's head she ROARRRRD, "BACK OFF YOU FLIMSY PIECE OF FOLDED PAPER BEFORE I LIGHT A MATCH TO YOUR HEAD AND THROW YOU IN THE DUMPSTER!" Frankie was PETRIFIED!!

"Whoah, man!!! No way!! Did you just see that?? Carrie just like totally scared the shit out of Frankie!!"

Even though Frankie wimped out, we still respect him for going up against Carrie. She was fiesty!!! "WE LOVE YOU FRANKIE!!!"

THE END