Leein: Why are you still awake?
SuicidalJeffy: I can’t sleep.
Leein: And why are you still up?
HyperJeffy: Too wired to sleep. ::bounces impatiently::
Leein: And you?
EvilEdge: ::smirks:: Cause I don’t wanna go to sleep.
Leein: ::sighs:: And what about you?
HornyShane: Waiting for Shannon to come back.
Leein: He’s in the middle of a story.
HornyShane: Well, I can wait.
Leein: No, you can’t…go to bed.
HornyShane: ::whines:: But I want my Shanny!
Leein: Too bad, go to sleep. ::looks down:: Better yet, go take a shower...a cold one preferably.
::Dejected, HornyShane walks…well, waddles up the stairs. Leein turns her attention back to the others::
Leein: Edge go to bed.
EvilEdge: No.
Leein: ::smiles:: Fine…Ohhh KurtyKitten…I have someone who’s going to watch Dirty Dancing with you since he can’t sleep. ::looks at Edge’s horrified face and giggles::
KurtyKitten: Oh, oh…come on, it just started.
Leein: Make sure you cover his eyes during the dirty parts. ::Leein pats Edge’s shocked face as KurtyKitten drags him into the living room.:: Two down. ::looks at HyperJeffy trying to get SuicidalJeffy to dance and sighs:: Two to go.
HyperJeffy: See, ya gotta put your hips into it…like this. ::HyperJeffy grinds his hips looking sexy as all hell.::
Leein: ::under her breath:: If only DisturbedRaven would come home.
HornyJeffy: RAVEN’S HOME??!?!?!
Leein: NO, GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!
::Door slams upstairs and HornyJeffy stomps back to bed. KoRn starts blaring across the room and Leein turns to see SuicidalJeffy in the corner crying and HyperJeffy bouncing and dancing on top of the dining room table::
Leein: HYPER JEFFREY NERO HARDY!!!
::HyperJeffy freezes in place and slowly climbs off of the table. He walks dismally to the radio and turns it lower::
Leein: Get your ass to bed now or I swear you’ll be next in joining KurtyKitten and Edge.
::HyperJeffy glances into the living room where KurtyKitten has Edge in a tight bear hug with one arm and is wiping tears from his eyes with the other hand.::
HyperJeffy: Umm…G’night LeeLee.
Leein: ::smiles and kisses HyperJeffy’s flushed cheeks:: Night.
::HyperJeffy runs upstairs and Leein stares over at SuicidalJeffy, who is still crying over in the corner. She walks over and sits next to him on the floor.::
SuicidalJeffy: LeeLee?
Leein: Yea hunny?
SuicidalJeffy: Am I dead?
Leein: ::confused:: What?
SCSA: ::groggily:: What?
Leein and SuicidalJeffy: NOTHING!
Leein: No, you’re not dead.
SuicidalJeffy: But, LeeLee, I killed myself in the last story.
Leein: So? It’s my mind and if I want you back then so be it.
SuicidalJeffy: So I DID die?
Leein: Yea, I guess you could say that…but you’re here aren’t you?
SuicidalJeffy: Yea…::looks off out the window::
::Door slams from upstairs and someone stomps down the stairs. SuicidalJeffy looks up and recoils back into the corner::
EvilMatty: What are you crying about NOW?!?
Leein: ::stern look:: Watch it assclown.
EvilMatty: ::smirks:: Hanging out with Jericho much?
Leein: ::smirks back:: KurtyKitten…wanna watch Titanic with Matty?
::KurtyKitten runs in with Edge and grabs Matty pulling him into the living room before he can utter another word::
Leein: ::smiles at Jeff:: Aren’t you glad you’re not one of the evil ones?
SuicidalJeffy: ::nods solemnly::
::Another door slams and footsteps come from the front hallway::
Leein: AHH! You’re back!!!
DisturbedRaven: I’m home.
::Leein runs and huggles DisturbedRaven::
Leein: HE’S BACK!!
::A door slams again and HornyJeffy comes running down the stairs in a towel. Leein stares as he races down the stairs and bounds over the last three steps and lands in front of Raven. He grabs Raven quickly and drags him upstairs.::
::Leein relaxes on couch and listens to the mixed noises coming from upstairs accompanied by the sad cries coming from the living room. She turns her head, peeking in the next room to see KurtyKitten squeezing Edge and Matty tight, bawling over Titanic, while the other two are crying over their situation.::
Leein: ::giggling:: Teach them who’s the bossbitch around here…
-THE END-
