MOVIE QUOTES

• You want answers? I want the truth! You can't handle the truth! –a few good men
• Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse. - William Wallace –braveheart
• Marty: Look, all we need is a little plutonium. Doc: I'm sure in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by – back to the future
• Darth Vader from the Planet Vulken came into my room last night and told me if I didn't ask Lorraine to the dance he was gonna melt my brains. – back to the future
• Ezma: ugh, Kronk break down the door! Kronk: you kiddin' me? This is hand carved Mahogany! – the emperor’s new groove
• My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next – Maximus – gladiator
• I hate that Bob Barker!! – happy gilmore
• 1) I ain't heard no fat lady! (2) Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady. – independence day
• It's called a lance! Hello!? – a knight’s tale
• I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.- lord of the rings- the fellowship of the ring
• ALL THAT IS GOLD DOES NOT GLITTER NOT ALL THOSE WHO WANDER ARE LOST THE OLD WHO ARE STRONG DO NOT WHITHER, DEEP ROOTS ARE NOT TOUCHED BY THE FROST. J.R.R.TOLKIEN
• Hey cow girls! See the grass?? Don't eat it!- a league of their own
• What if at a key moment in the game . . . oops! my bosoms come flyin' out? – a league of their own
• Dishonor on you ,dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow! – mulan
• Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory, lasts forever... – the replacements
• I don't care if you like each other, but you will respect each other. – remember the titans
• Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! – shrek
• Well... do you know the muffin man? 2. The muffin man? 1. The muffin man. 2. Yes, I know the muffin man... who lives on a drewry lane? 1. Well... she's married to the muffin man. 2. The muffin man? 1. THE MUFFIN MAN!- shrek
• Shrek, did you crack one? man, you could've warned somebody. I had my mouth open and everything. – shrek
• Your only ugly for tonight... Shrek he's ugly 24-7. – shrek
• No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again! - Col. Sanders to Dark Helmet- spaceballs
• Evil Will Always Triumph, because Good is Dumb - Lord Helmet- spaceballs
• I'm a mog: Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend. – Barf – spaceballs
• Man, the live ones smell worse than the dead ones. – tremors

• Viki Valencourt showed me her boobies and I liked them too- the waterboy
• 1)Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? 2) That's nonsense. I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil!- the waterboy
• I once thought I had mono for an entire year, it turned out I was just really bored.- wayne’s world
• .You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. 2.I lost you 2 months ago! We broke up! Are you mental? – wayne’s world
• If she were president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln. – wayne’s world
• Take off my shirt before you jinx the band and they break up. – the wedding singer
• He’s losing his mind. And I’m reaping the benefits – the wedding singer
• Wolverine: Hey, it's me. Cyclops:Prove it. Wolverine: You're a dick. Cyclops: Okay. – x-men