DINNER ADVENTURE (dun dun dun)

5:50 pm

Offer to make dinner. To my surprise, Mom accepts and asks what I was thinking. Uh-oh...

5:51

Go to the freezer and find clam strips. These will do for some of us. Want to make them but Mom is ironing in front of the oven. But soon she will leave. I hope.

5:55

Go to the basement on hunt for the rest of the meal. Nothing.

5:59

Realize that this is an ideal time to make one of those little log things I love so very very much. Spend three minutes writing down all of the above. Continue search.

6:07

Hmm...pasta. That might work. Spagetti cover says "nutritious and delicious'. Am reminded of Fern Gully. Maybe this is made of human?