About Me

Hi. Either you're lost or you wanted to find out about the strange mind of the owner of this site. Either way, here's my info. Enjoy. bwahahaha

Name: I am currently going by Darth Vader, Dorian Gray, and Ringo Starr though none of these are on the certificate the lab gave my parents when they found me in the toxic waste dump
Age: In human years, 15
Location: In my pants...in the band room (thanx Fred)
Eyes: brown/black with bad vision
Hair: blue at times (i've heard the smurf jokes already)
Social Life: What's that?
Favorite book: I read everything. I love the Vampire Chronicles. Except Memnoch the Devil. that was supremely boring.
Favorite Movie: The Crow. (I have this giant Crow poster that I usually hang over my bed. My family wonders how I can sleep at night.)
Things that I do despite my lack of social life: Band (TUBA!!!), write, and clubs (JSA and Gay Straight Alliance)
Celebrity Crushes: Ringo Starr, Waldo from Where's Waldo, Agent Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch, and Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Odd-Parents.