J About Me
This will be by far the greatest page on my website; the
page about moi! Lovely, amazing me!
nickname is edge, I’m 16 and (partly) female.
This is the fifth website I have made. The first was
something we don’t even talk about it was so sad. The second was helping out
with the Pondlife site. Elfy has now stolen Pondlife, but rest in piece
Pondlife fans, because Elfy will be struck down with orange flavoured laser
beams at the correct time. The third site was Big G Online. The best yet. Unfortunately,
I forgot the password, plus it was taking up too much of my time to keep up. Ah
well. The fourth site was the orriginal version of this site, hosted on
Geocities. It started off ok, but geocities began refusing to save, and messing
up my HTML and JAVA. Stupid geocities. So this is site 5, the new and improved
school I “hang out” around the music block with my friends, please go to Rachie’s site for more
music block information and pictures.
back to me (“pay attention to ME!”). I like annoying people, scaring people and
generally irritating the hell out of people I call my friends. I also like
making people laugh, although I’m not quite sure whether they are laughing at me
or with me. Probably at me. I like most people, with the few exceptions who
shall now be named:
- Elfmonger. My so called sister. In
fact, I don’t have a sister. I have an Elf. She’s small, annoying and
scary. Think of me in miniature pocket form. I would put a picture, but my
camera cost a couple of quid, and I wouldn’t want to subject visitors to
her face. Everybody winds her up because she’s very gullible, and very
easy to wind up. Seriously. I mean, just make fun of Blue or S Club in
front of her and she’ll get stressy. Actually, if you value your socks, I
wouldn’t do that, because she might eat them. That’s if she can reach.
- Sam S. Ok so she left like 4 years
ago, but I don’t have to like her. She was a pain in the arse. Just ask
Lizzie or Jaymi. Basically she went round sh*t stirring. And she broke my
glasses, which cost my mum £40 to fix. And, keep in mind this is after we
here time and time again that if we are being bullied we should tell a
teacher and they will stop it and do everything they can to prevent it. So
what did the school say? “Please don’t do it again Sam. Ok? Thank you.”
Yes we have an anti-bullying policy, but we don’t enforce it.
- People who invade the music block.
We’ve asked you nicely, just get lost. You are not wanted. You are pathetic
losers who feed off people who were smart enough to find an area inside
where they could hide when it rains. Also, please note, it is our right to
have breathing space, and we do not appreciate being thrown out of music
because of your excessive bulk. Please leave, now. Failure to comply will
result in much swearing and patronisation from Holly.
- Rude boys. Ok, so maybe I’d like you
if I got to know you. But you won’t give me a chance, and quite honestly I
don’t want one. I’d rather not walk around looking like a constipated
chicken with a bad limp. I also like the fact I can complete a sentence
other people outside of my “Cru” can understand, init, bling bling. And
while we’re at it, I do not support gang violence either. Can’t we just
- People who think they know me
Well, that’s all I can think of for now, maybe I’ll add more
later. Oh, one more thing: I’m never ever sarcastic. No really. Why are you
laughing? Ok, so maybe just a little.
Here are some more pics of me: (my party, school, home)