SO CUTE!Hello! In this complete waste of internet space, I will enter in my entries from my common place book from my freshmen year. I know you won't, but I mind as well say "enjoy". By the way, I now have a game cheats page, email me if you have any you would like to share.
Quotes
(O! JACK HANDY FONT!)
"You shouldn't speak until you know what you're talking about. That's why I get uncomfortable with interviews. Reporters ask me what I feel China should do about Tibet. Who cares what I think China should do? I'm a f---ing actor! They hand me a script. I act. I'm here for entertainment, basically, when you whittle everything away. I'm a grown man who puts on makeup."-Brad Pitt :D
"It Isn't Pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impuities in our air and water that are doing it."-Ex. Vice President Dan Quayle.
"When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another Country."-Elayne Boosler.
"Sometimes I think war is gods way of teaching us geography."-Paul Rodriguez
"When all is said and done, it will be pretty boring."-Larry Baum
"They say kids will always find christmas presents and guns. I bet if a kid is getting a gun for christmas, they'll find it for sure, and really fast, too."-Timothy Fenton
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine."-Tommy Cooper
"I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited."-Oscar Wilde
"Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine. We both were crazy for women."-Groucho Marx
"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't matter and boys had cooties!"-Unknown
"A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhatten tells me that he and his colleages had a one word nickname for bikers: Donors. Rather chilling."-Stephen Fry
"Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we (black people) can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot."-Unknown(I know I have his name written down somewhere...)
"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproff items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."-Alan Coren
"I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror."-Flann O' Brien
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be gald to make an exception."-Groucho Marx(what a charming guy, eh?)
****"No matter how happily a women may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not."-H.L. Mencken
"The concerts you enjoy together/Neighbors you annoy together/Children you destroy together, that keeps marriages in tact."-Stephen Sondheim
"Reality is a hallucination brought on by lack of alchohol."-Unknown
"Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go around twice as fast."-Compton Mackenzie
"I guess a drag queen is like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect."-Harvey Fierstein
"He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seatbelt in a drive-in movie."-Neil Simon
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."-Dean Martin
"Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."-Fran Lebowitz (Olivia really should read this one...)
"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy."-Michelle Pfeiffer
"How I see it is that men get one night of pleasure, and we get nine months of putting them through hell and getting away with it."-Sara Swank
"I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last."-Al Forman (former MLB Umpire)
"I wanted to kill the hottest person on Earth. Then I learned that here were laws against suicide."-Missy Fruchter
"I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them."-Leo Duracher
"A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friends houses, favortie foods, secret fears, hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."-Unknown
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in Justice. They just want quiet."-Bill Cosby
