Reasons women need guys (I'm not being serious here, people..):
Okay. Girls will probably see all of this as positively hilarious; guys may find it offensive. Some guys don't get the fact that girls like jewelry...a lot. And all girls know that if a guy gives you some cheap stone that you know isn't real, you dump him, because what else might he try to give you that isn't real (think about that for a little bit)? Sorry, but most guys suck. Most guys are what we like to call...pigs. They don't listen. They cheat. They see girls as "sex toys"...now isn't there something wrong with this picture?? Of course, in my opinion, guys make the best friends, but a lot of them just..well..you know, suck. This doesn't mean I'm a lesbian or anything, 'cause I like guys. Just...well...see above. Okay, now there ARE some girls who think guys are "sex toys" want them for their money, and they suck, too. But sadly, most of those girls are the pretty ones and, of course, the guys flock to them no matter how bitchy they are. That's part of why we call guys pigs. Duh. Why am I even explaining this? Oh yeah...and guys, if you ever get hung up on for no apparent reason, you probably did something wrong. So apologize. Don't ask what you did; you'll get some weird answer and most guys already think girls are confusing so...yeah. **I am not being serious on half of this page..**
