Alec Quotes

NORMAL: You're my hero. I live to serve you. I had this dream about
you the other night. You were this, uh, Roman gladiator, and you slew
barbarians and Medusa-like women, and I was your tiny little valet. (Alec
looks uncomfortable.) I wiped your sword clean after every sweet
victory. I rubbed your tired, beautiful, golden muscles...

MAX: That's for the virus...

ALEC: That was not my fault!

(She punches him.)

MAX: That's for trying to kill Joshua.

ALEC: I was just trying to protect my own...

(She punches him twice.)

MAX: And that's for getting paint all over my research papers.

ALEC: Okay, yeah, that was my bad.

MAX: That's for making Joshua deliver your packages.

ALEC: Max, cut it out!

(She kicks and punches him.)

MAX: That's for losing my baseball.

MAX: And this...(Kicks Alec in the stomach)...is for whatever stupid
thing you do next....

NORMAL: You're bleeding.

ALEC: Yeah, bullets will do that to you.

NORMAL (holding a gun on the transgenics): Don't worry. you're safe
now.

ALEC: (looks around for a second, trying to decide whether to pretend
to be human or help his friends. It doesn't take him long to decide). No
(With lightning speed, he takes the gun from Normal) I'm safe now.

NORMAL: My golden boy is a mutant.

ALEC: We prefer genetically empowered.

MAX: What's that?

ALEC: It's a hole in my body, made by a bullet.

MAX: (not looking the least bit concerned) Been there, done that.