Avril Lavigne: The story of an idiot

Avril little f-ing La-vagina, you are the most horrible person in the entire world. Not only are you uncool, but you sure do smell funny. You say you're punk eh? Well for one you always talk about how you are really lazy and you're such a tom-boy and you never take time to get ready. Well if this were true you sure as hell wouldn't be punk. You'd be much more grunge. YOU GAVE UP WEARING DEODERANT BECAUSE IT GIVES YOU CANCER??/ huhhhuhu?????? GROSSSSSSSS!!!maybe you just want everyone to love you because you smell, but guess what asshole? YOU LOST MY VOTE!!!!!! seriously, it is sad to me when i open my door on my favorite holiday (halloween) and see all the little preppy blonde chicks i hate from my school with skate boards and straightened hair and neckties. I grab my egg carton and shells start flying.

You Mispronounced bowie's last name on national television. You are a dip shit. your excuse was something about how you were born in 1984, so you shouldn't have to know how to pronounce his name... UM well sorry idiot but i was born in 87 and i'm not even a media created famous person such as yourself and i know how to pronounce his name. BOHW-EY, Bowie! SEE DUMBASS? NOT BAW-HEE!

You're so- rebelious eh? so how bout those rebelious things that you do, "I dont do any drugs or steal or anything illegal though" to quote you directly. WOW, the rebelious extent of your life includes...BREAKING PENCILS!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! OOH! you are SO- Bad.

Vegetarian? How does CHEESEBURGER and PEPPERONI PIZZA spell that? If you were a veg, then i would think that you wouldn't eat those things. In fact the #1 hated food of vegeterians happens to be... YOU GUESSED IT! BURGERS! Hmmmm.. you are an idiot once again!

So i happened to read a certain rolling stone issue with your name and picture on the front cover. I happened along many contradictions but this one proved to be the most satisfying for me. Your band friend says something about how even in high school you skated and wore neckties . But right about it shows your tenth grade and eleventh grade picture you were an ordinary ugly teenager. In tenth you had glasses and you were all preppy and in eleventh you had .... GASP... GHETTO CORNROWS?? that was last year stupid! WOW always punk? Hmmm.. another hint at the fact that you're a media created pop piece of shit.

BUT THE BIGGEST REASON I HATE YOU IS:

you totally made neckties UNcool. You stole it from 80's punk bands and early 90's greenday music videos. I cant wear a tie now because i am called AVRIL everywhere i go! THANX!

IN CONCLUSION!:

Avril means April in french, but you are just a Deusche, which means SHOWER in the same language! GO TAKE ONE YOU SMELLY BUTT!