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Look here boy. this dinosaur over here is a prime example that proves that i have absolutely no idea what the fuck im talking about. and if you think that was one of the most pointless things youve ever read then try this one..
the cat ate the dog for its money. the cat then bought a beer. the cat got drunk and was then mugged by a girl scout with an ak47. the cats head then fell off. the end
by now you are probably wondering what the hell my problem is. well ill tell you right this very second. just give me a minute though. you know how cheese is made out of sour milk? and to make cheese they put this weird bacteria in it? and you know how your finger falls asleep from laying on your elbow? and do you ever wonder what it would be like if an army of squirrels suddenly invaded your home, raped your children and ripped your rug off the floor only to burn it and roast marshmellows on? Yeah well now you know what my problem is. Not enough fiber in my diet. PEOPLE WHO NEVA SLEEP SHOULD BE CROWNED QUEEN OF ENGLAND!!! yes i am an insomniac. i sit here every mornin (about 2 or 3 in the mornin) eh......................ill uh. corntinue later... |
Now if your still reading this then you must be able to understand the language of 50 ft tall gorrilas and be able to eat 10 corn tortillas stuffed with habenero chilis without bleeding internally. be proud of yourself because you might die in the next thirty minutes.
BOREDUM AT 3:00 IN THE MORNIN.
I think now is the time to share with you my feelings on life. but since skinemax just came on im afraid your shit out of luck, so just sit back and enjoy the show while i go wank off into my neighbors sock before he gets home. i kid! i kid!
oh god im tired...
A WONDERFUL TIME! well its been a marvelous weekend. guy i hate asked my mother to marry him and she said yes, i gained about 3 pounds, girlfriend who i loved so dearly dumped me for the army. and i got sick. and to cure ALL of that, I went and got myself so damn drunk i couldnt even crawl anymore. all i could do was lay there on the floor trying to breathe and hoping nobody would kick me in my spleen while mumbling random words. Hmm... is that the smell of french defeat? hello all i am back again after my long long long hellish vaction filled with nothing but sadness and mysery. throw in a cup of madness and youve got yourself a shitty coctail of life. speaking of coctails i have a shrimp coctail in the fridge! @_@ *runs off to get it*. anyway. yes school has now started once again. yes....facinating... ok onto the next subject of todays rants. since meh last gf i have tried a couple new ones. they failed horribly. so ive decided to become a nun! yes i will serve the lord with my fellow sisters for all eternity in one of those sexy penguin outfits.
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words to hit yourself in the face by
and to prove just how much i am tired i have included a picture of some random ass-goatee or as some of you might call them, a terrorist.