The freekydeekydude says gimme a break column

Ok this column is about stuff we kids deal with like cleaning our freakish room. Here we go now I will tell you the Top Ten List for stuff kids don’t like.

Coming in at #10 is schoolteachers we dislike. Don’t u just hate having to spend 6 hours of your day at school. School alone sucks, but spending it with some odd person you don’t like?? That really sucks.

Now at # 9 homework. Homework is a total waste of time. I mean don’t kids learn enough at school? Well, if you spend 6 hours at school, kids gotta get something out of it, right? Why add on another hour or two?????

Now back to the list. At # 8 is yard work. Such as weeding, mowing, mulching, and planting things. Why make a kid sit out side in the hot sun doing something they hate?????????????????????????? It's like torture. There almost aren’t words for it. Editor's note: I think it is child abuse! It is against a child labor law!

Alrighty then at #7 is cleaning things. This does not include vacuuming though. Anyways, cleaning things sucks. Some of you may ask why. Well, it is because it takes such a long time. I mean, it could take like 2 hours to clean an average house.

Next at #6 is being grounded. Well let’s see being grounded sucks cause u basically get cut off from life. I mean who can live without life?? I sure cant and if u can call me at 999-999-9999. Don't really call me, it's not my real phone number...

Moving on halfway through the list at #5 is vacuuming. Many say that this falls in to the category of cleaning but I think of it as the most hated of cleaning so I made it separate. It usually takes me an hour to clean including the steps. That’s screwed up.

Falling in at #4 on this list is getting hurt by older siblings or by older people like 8th graders. It’s practically being beat up, and getting beat up sucks.

#3 on the list is being annoyed by younger siblings or younger people. Being annoyed is a very frustrating thing. It's like u can’t stop it. The words just flow and flow unstoppably.

#2 on the list is being bored. Now being bored is really stupid, because u know when u r bored. You get this tired feeling. But that’s y there is really cool stuff like this to make u not bored . Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! . Oh happy day!

Ok, the #1 thing super-di-dooper-di really sucks is..............................drum roll please........... da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da... all this crap put together at once and all happening in one day! There you have it folks, the top ten list of crap that sucks. Now signing off I’m freekydeekydude saying gimme a break and goodnight.

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