Ylloh Esacrop Version 2.0.1
Hello again all my loyal web goers. Yes, the amazingly sexy and smart and funny Ylloh Esacrop (Insert Trumpet Sounds Here) has returned to the world wide web. I am so glad I can entertain you all once again with my site. I mean, I hope that you can be kept busy for a little while....Because, we must all remember why you came here in the first place...TO SHOW YOUR LOVE TO YLLOH! Yay! Anywah(no that isn't a typo, that is how I spell 'Anyway') I will now strike up a chours to sing my personally lifes mission with this website:
( a group of young boys begin to sing in a very chours like manner) IF YOU CAN LEAVE MY WEBSITE WITH OUT LAUGHING, I HAVE FAILED & MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED & I WILL PLAY MY WRIST LIKE VIOLINS & I WILL SHOOT MYSELF & I WILL HURT MYSELF & WILL SMELL MORE LIKE POO THAN I ALREADY DO!!!!
So, just browse around & enjoy all that I have to offer. I mean, yeah...Just have fun!