we're dead serious...

our demonic set list:

10-13
the census is dead! it's been a long time since we updated the site. we were so busy thrashing, we forgot the password. in retrospect, we exploded onto the scene like a bloody fire-work ; we gained instant credibility and got laid by lots of hot chicks, but we burned too bright and kicked too much ass for even ourselves to handle. we won't miss anyone, cause they weren't nearly as chaotic/awesome as us. watch for our next show... "the census is un-dead!!!"

3-31
we got a wicked lot going on right now, and we are all stoked (lame disagreed with the use of that word) about everything. nick "i'm metal and i got tatoos" telles is now ripping shit up in the band. this friday we will be playing at the salem elks. this set will be called "the strokes and the white stripes can eat our ass." our bass player won a lord of the rings tournament and he is competing again this sunday, at harrisons comics in salem, he will also be signing autographs from 1-2. gracias!

3-24
fuck. if you witnessed the carnage, you would know that at the beverly show we were not allowed to use chaos-adding blood, so we were regretfully forced to change the name of the set from "the census tries to outdo itself" to "the census smokes a bundle to the face." luckily, we made up for the lack of blood with insane thrashing and PA-destroying. playing without microphones is ultra-DIY, in case you didn't know the rules.

3-16
if you missed it, our first show, "the census pops it's cherry," was blood and chaos.
come to our next show 03/23 in beverly to see "the census tries to outdo itself."
we're going to yell at you until you like us.

you are the

person to be exposed to vomit, sharp fangs, and dying.