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The Secrets of Life

151. This is for no. 148: if you are sleeping at night and no one is on the computer , then how is the squeaking going to keep you up at night anyway??? -Tara
152. oooohh... i get it.... my bed squeaks so...... -Tara
153. Ummm...... uh huh. -Michele
154. (PART THREE, THE FINAL CHAPTER) (dun dun DUN!! -Michele) THEN SOMEHOW WE GOT ON THE TOPIC OF SNEAKERS BEING SMARTER THAN THEY LET ON (what happened to the note colon? -Michele) (it died, just like tara) SO WE DECIDED TO WRITE IT DOWN. AS YOU CAN SEE, NO. 1 HAS TO DO WITH ECHOS AND NO. 6 HAS TO DO WITH SNEAKERS. (THE END) -Tara
155. And once again I, Michele, have gone and fixed Taraís mouse because I am nice like that, but I canít fix the keyboard becuase I donít have the right tool. -Michele
156. Just so you know, the use of the word, tool, is not to be used sexually in any way. It simply means that I donít have the right equipment to finish the job. -Michele
157. ummm.... so.... if it is not anything special.......... why is it italitized???? yes, italitized. do you have some special "affair" with the "italitization button"??? -Tara
158. No, weíre just friends. -Michele
159. sure... thatís why i caught you poking it with the screwdriver, eh? -Tara
160. No, I was poking the mouse with the screwdriver, the italitization button had nothing to do with it. -Michele
161. so, you are cheating on it???........ wait, why is the italitization button taking over?????? AHHHHHH! IT WONíT QUI__________ -Tara
162. See, thatís what you get if you piss off the italitization button......... oh shit....... no, I didnít mean to do that thing with the mouse..... I love you better............ NOOOOOOOO_________________!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Michele
The End!!!!!!

163. (bump)..........(biff)..........(thump)..........(whack).......(wham).........(whamo) BOOM!!!!!!
164. Woooo Hooooo!!!!!!! We beat the italitization button. -Michele
165. (victory dance) -Michele
166. I woke up with a dog chewing my hair, which is not fun, no matter how it sounds. -Michele
167. The reason that Amyís bathroom doesnít echo is because she got on the GOD OF STINKNESSíS good side by giving him oral pleasure.... which was a tease b/c she got nothing in return except an unecho-ing bathroom. -Amy
168. "Is that ALL of the coupon?!?"-Joe
169. I had my tuna flipped..... thank you. -Tara
170. Comment to no. 168 "Has the coupon expired yet?"
171. Tara and I are going to start our own restaurant, since she loves Hooters so much. Hooters is a restaurant especially for girls with big boobs so our restaurant will be for girls with big butts. We are going to call it Booties and instead of two boobs being the two oís they will be replaced by two big butt cheeks. "Booties, The Family Restaurant" where dad can come and gawk at the big butted chicks serving beer and chicken wings. -Michele
172. Tara is now terrified of my dog, Mele because the last time she came over, Mele peed on her white shirt. And she had a date that night, too. Hehe. Therefore, she ended up going to the movies with Joe with a big yellow wet spot on her pretty new white shirt. Now, whenever she comes over and I ask her if she wants to hold the puppy and sheís all like "NO!" -Michele
173. Woo Hoo!!! I asked the magic eight ball a question and I turned it over and it said "Yes" I am so happy I could kiss you, but I wonít Ďcause I donít know you and you donít know me and it would be very awkward. No smoochies. -Michele
174. Mrs. Smith asked us to write an essay about what we would do if we were invisible for one day, and all the girls were, like, busting out laughing and since I was the only one with the guts to say it, I yelled out, "Boyís locker room, here we come!!!!!!" Like we would do anything else on our one day of total freedom. -Michele
175. "Would you care to share that one with the class?" ĖMichele "What class?" ĖTara.
176. on a bed, dark room one ray of light, freaky, mysterious voice on a speaker, get on the bed, tie right arm to bed post, lay head on pillow close eyes, blindfold other arm tied, shirt ripped off, kissing chest belly button pants unzip panting moan, screwing blindfold off and it was me!!!!!im offended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but he did wake up sore. he cant spell penis so c-o-c-k. -Michele
177. telemarketing -Tara
178. You messed it up! -Tara
179. I didnít kick anything! My legs were here, my arms were there and I didnít kick anything!!!!!!! -Michele
180. (busted out laughing on floor)-Tara (legs kicking in air) Oh, wait!!! So I was the one kicking!!! -Michele
181. mesheel computeriig untraav,tara ineev,dahiad asaav,bi mongoloor bichij baina,taragiin com deer. (michele turned off the computer,tara was laughing on the floor.so,we turned on the computer again.now i`m writing mongolian language. but nobody understand it in here ) -Wednesday, our wonderful Mongolian foriegn exchange student.
182. wavy seals to the rescooo!!!!! -Michele
183. (dancing) I have a boyfriend, I have a boyfriend!!!! La la la la la la!!! -Michele
184. If you dial 1-800-VAMPIRE, you wonít get to talk to Spike or Angel or Dracula or Lestat or any other kewl vampire, all youíll get is a wine company. But I get the catalog now, so itís okay. -Michele
185. Michael is really freaked out. heehe. thatís what we ALL want in life. -Tara
186. Iím drawing on pants ......... GIVE ME A BREAK! -Michele
187. "I hate wallpaper. On a normal wall you canít hear your hair." Ė Michael
188. No Chinging in the hospital zone!!!!! This is a ching free zone!!!!!!! -Michele
189. CHING. -Tara
190. Hey, I said no chinging in the hospital zone!!!!!!!!! -Michele
191. If you want to distroy my sweater (woah woah woah), Pull this thread as I walk away (As I walk away!!!), Watch me unravel Iíll soon be naked (lying on the floor, lying on the floor!!!!!!), Iíve come undone. ĖWeezer "Undone, the Sweater Song" -Tara
192. "are you thirsty?" -Tara "no" Dustin "allright, iíll just get myself a Mountain Dew Code red" -Tara "MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED???" Dustin "yep." -Tara "Iím suddenly thirsty" -Dustin
193. CHING. -Tara
194. ~blue lights~ "STEP AWAY FROM THE BICYCLE." -Michele
195. Look! Itís the cops!!! Theyíre following that guy on the bike!!!! Look thereís another one!!! It takes two cops to follow one guy on a bike?!?!?!?! What did he do wrong? Oh, he was probably just chinging in a hospital zone or something. -Michele
196. CHING. -Tara
197. THATíS IT!!!!!! One more and weíre taking away your chinger!!!!! -Michele


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