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F*CK Lists
(this page was created in June 2002)
I collect people's f*ck lists and put 'em right here. You make a list of the top five people, dead or alive, celebrity or non-celebrity, that you would f*ck. Only five. No more, no less. If you want to be added to the site, email your list to Nutonit@yahoo.com
OR, just IM me on aim at WillyRaeShine, I'll take anyone's list! :)
08.02.02: 40 LISTS AND COUNTING...
MY GOAL IS TO HAVE 100 LISTS BY THE END OF THE YEAR. HELP ME OUT, PEOPLE! Once I have 100, the NEW F*ck List Site spin-off, "The Top Listed F*cks" page will open!!!
I'll take anyone's list!
Note: I get to have a 10-person f*ck list because this is MY site! So ha!
Note (again): Except for mine, all of the f*ck lists are in order by the lister's first name.
Note (again): Not everyone's lists are in order, so don't expect them to be.
LET THE LISTING BEGIN...
RACHEL'S PERSONAL F*CK LIST
1. Bill B. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
2. Julian Casablancas (singer for the Strokes)
3. Dryden Mitchell (singer of Alien Ant Farm)
4. Tony Kanal (bassist for No Doubt)
5. George Clooney (actor)
6. John Cusack (actor)
7. Vin Diesel (action star)
8. Jeff Goldblum (actor)
9. Maxwell (singer)
10. Jeremy R. (non-celebrity old friend)
ALBERT P.
1. Alissa K. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
2. Ashley M. (non-celebrity ex-girlfriend)
3. Logan Whitehurst (non-celebrity musician)
4. Alysson Hannigan (actress)
5. Chandra North (model) [editor's note: someone told me I should add Hampton because "Albert loves Hampton"... what do you think, Albrot?]
ALEX Bir.
1. Tonya Harding (former ice skating star)
2. Cheri Oteri (SNL alum/funny gal)
3. Roseanne (former TV star/comedienne)
4. Julia Roberts (actress)
5. Kelly Ripa (talk show host/actress)
ALEX Br.
1. Britney Spears (performer)
2. Jennifer Lopez (actress/rap hoe)
3. Lucy Liu (actress)
4. Kate Beckinsale (actress)
5. Mandy Moore (singer/actress/model)
ALICIA P.
1. Vin Diesel (action star)
2. Ryan Phillippe (actor)
3. Marty McLoughlin (bassist of Pilot to Gunner)
4. Josh Hartnett (actor)
5. Matt Damon (famous)
BILL B.
1. Rachel W. (non-celebrity hotass girlfriend) [editor's note: indeed.]
2. Rachel W. (non-celebrity hotass girlfriend) [editor's note: indeed.]
3. Rachel W. (non-celebrity hotass girlfriend) [editor's note: indeed.]
4. Rachel W. (non-celebrity hotass girlfriend) [editor's note: indeed.]
5. Rachel W. (non-celebrity hotass girlfriend) [editor's note: indeed.]
BRIAN S.
1. T.R. J. (non-celebrity)
2. Britney Spears (performer)
3. Nicole Kidman (actress)
4. Samantha A. (non-celebrity prep)
5. Sara R. (non-celebrity prep)
BRITTANY A.
1. Jesse B. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
2. Vin Diesel (action star) [editor's note: sorry about the James Dean thing, Brittany! ( : ]
3. Cory Nastaszio (BMX biker guy)
4. Travis Pastrana (BMX biker guy)
5. Ryan Phillippe (actor)
CJ H.
1. Mandy Moore (singer/actress)
2. Vanessa Carlton (annoying singer)
3. Sarah Jay (non-celebrity/fake/liar)
4. Asian lunch lady (Friiiiiiiies!)
5. The PineSol lady (fall into the gap?)
DAVID S.
1. Rachel W. (non-celebrity hotass chick) [editor's note: indeed.]
2. A girl with jugs (celebrity/non-celebrity)
3. Amy ("not anybody anybody knows")
4. not selected yet
5. not selected yet
DEVIN M.
1. Drew Barrymore (actress)
2. Britney Spears (performer)
3. Jessica Simpson (bad singer)
4. Chrissy Moran (porn star)
5. Devin M. (himself)
DUSTIN W.
1. Marilyn Monroe (dead actress/model)
2. Jenna Jameson (actress, lol??)
3. Avril Lavigne (one-hit wonder)
4. Tara Reid (actress/slut)
5. Jennifer Lopez (actress/rap hoe)
ERIN M.
1. Josh R. (non-celebrity fiance)
2. Richard Gere (sexy gerbil-loving actor)
3. Sean Connery (old wrinkly actor)
4. Vin Diesel (action star)
5. Jason Wade (Taylor Hanson-like singer of Lifehouse)
GEORGE B.
1. Marilyn Monroe (dead pinup chick/actress)
2. Robin A. (non-celebrity)
3. not selected yet
4. not selected yet
5. not selected yet
JENN P.
1. Heath Ledger (actor)
2. David J. (hotass co-worker)
3. Shakira (singer/scary dancer)
4. not selected yet
5. not selected yet
JACLYN M.
1. Cory M. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
2. Brandon Boyd (singer of Incubus)
3. Joe M. (non-celebrity)
4. Andreas aka "Pursey" aka "Des" (non-celebrity)
5. Brian D. (non-celebrity)
JACQUEE S.
1. Jacquee S. (non-celebrity self)
2. Angelina Jolie (actress/incestuous freak)
3. Pink (singer)
4. Falon Q. (non-celebrity)
5. Rachel W. (hotass non-celebrity chick) [editor's note: indeed.]
JAY (aka Sarah Jay)
1. Elvis Presley (dead)
2. Marilyn Monroe (dead actress/model)
3. Benji from Good Charlotte [editor's note: if anyone knows his last name, please email me ASAP!]
4. Kelly Osbourne (celebrity's daughter)
5. Todd M. (sampler for Scareb)
JOE B.
1. The Scent (non-celebrity)
2. The Scent (again)
3. The Scent once more
4. Rick Moranis as a Ghostbuster (actor)
5. Pink & Bumpy (someone's mom's dildo)
JONATHAN Ra.
1. Leila Acieri (actress on "Son of the Beach")
2. Nurse Patrol (non-celebrity homosexual neighbor nurse)
3. The a**hole next door (non-celebrity)
4. The a**hole next door's little mingen (non-celebrity)
5. Bruno (non-celebrity former dog)
JONATHAN Ru.
1. Rachel W. (non-celebrity hotass chick) [editor's note: indeed.]
2. Shital Parikh (non-celebrity)
3. Britney Dohne (non-celebrity)
4. Alyson Hannigan (actress)
5. Natalie Portman (actress)
JOSH T.
1. Martha Stewart (bitch) [editor's note: My made-up list will stay here until Josh submits his real one.]
2. James Earl Jones (actor)
3. Nick Carter (singer)
4. Glenn Close (actress)
5. Kathy Najimy (actress)
JULIA D.
1. Paul Walker (actor)
2. Ben Affleck (celebrity)
3. Hayden Christensen (actor)
4. Jesse Bradford (actor)
5. Ryan Phillippe (actor)
JUSTIN G.
1. Marilyn Monroe (actress/model)
2. Ms. Doerr (non-celebrity English teacher)
3. Joan of Arc (heroine)
4. Susan B. Anthony (hmm)
5. Miss Cleo (psychic advisor)
KARI B.
1. Ewan McGregor (sexy actor)
2. Alex Brooks (non-celebrity tasty actor dude)
3. Jared Leto (actor)
4. Hampton (non-celebrity ex-bf's roommate)
5. Breckin Meyer (actor)
KASSY H.
1. Brandon Boyd (singer of Incubus)
2. Andreas aka "Pursey" aka "Des" (non-celebrity)
3. Tommy (non-celebrity prep-turned-punk-cheetah)
4. Levi S. (non-celebrity)
5. not listed yet
KATIE S.
1. Nicolas Cage (actor)
2. Seth Green (actor)
3. Will Smith (rapper/actor)
4. Kyle C. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
5. not selected yet
KYLE C.
1. Katie S. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
2. Katie S. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
3. Katie S. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
4. maybe Natalie Portman (actress)
5. Katie S. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
LAUREN D.
1. Josh Hartnett (actor)
2. Ryan Phillippe (actor)
3. Johnny G. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
4. Vin Diesel (action star)
5. Freddie Prinze, Jr. (actor)
MIKE CL.
1. Sarah W. (non-celebrity/my sister)
2. Alyssa Milano (actress)
3. Britney Spears (performer)
4. Tara Reid (actress/slut)
5. Kristin Hardesty (I have no idea who that is)
MIKE CU.
1. Laeticia Casta (model)
2. Aaliyah (singer/dead)
3. Beyonce Knowles (singer/actress)
4. Famke Janssen (model/actress)
5. Stephanie Seymour (model)
MIKE F.
1. Salma Hayek (actress)
2. Shakira (singer/scary dancer)
3. Penelope Cruz (actress)
4. Angelina Jolie (actress/incestuous freak)
5. Carmen Electra (umm, model? actress?)
PAUL S.
1. Mary-Kate Olsen (actress)
2. Ashley Olsen (actress)
3. Melissa Joan Hart (actress)
4. The Kool-Aid Man (spokesperson)
5. Hitler's girlfriend (ummm, okay)
ROB Y.
1. Lauren B. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
2. Franka Potente (actress)
3. Vanessa Carlton (annoying singer)
4. A secret, ssssshhhh...
5. A secret, ssssshhhh...
SARAH F.
1. James Marsters (actor)
2. James Dean (dead guy)
3. Robert Downey, Jr. (druggie)
4. Dean Cain (unemployed)
5. Scott Charles (non-celebrity)
TODD M.
1. Natalie Portman (actress)
2. Veronica Zemenova (nude model)
3. Sarah Jay (non-celebrity)
4. Nadja Peulen (bassist for Coal Chamber)
5. Angelina Jolie (actress/incestuous freak)
T.R. J.
1. Andy L. (non-celebrity assmonkey)
2. Brian S. (non-celebrity)
3. Jeremy D. (non-celebrity)
4. Tim P. (non-celebrity HOTASS) [editor's note: "NICE CHOICE, T.R.!!!]
5. George W. Bush (president)
SARAH W.
1. Pharell of the Neptunes (rapper)
2. Maxwell (singer)
3. Taylor Hanson (singer)
4. Mike Clan (non-celebrity)
5. Alex Band (singer of The Calling) [editor's note: a girly man]
VALARIE H.
1. Zach W. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
2. Zach W. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
3. Zach W. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
4. Zach W. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
5. Zach W. (non-celebrity boyfriend)
WILLIAM C.
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar (actress)
2. Jennifer P. (non-celebrity)
3. Sara R. (non-celebrity prep)
4. Mrs. Reid (non-celebrity/neighbor)
5. Helen Hunt (old actress)
ZACH T.
1. Kristin Kreuk (actress)
2. Alyssa Milano (actress)
3. Christina Applegate (actress)
4. Nicole Kidman (actress)
5. Janet Reno (HOTTIE!) [editor's note: Zach T. is disgusting, he really just likes men.]
ZACH W.
1. Valarie H. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
2. Valarie H. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
3. Valarie H. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
4. Valarie H. (non-celebrity girlfriend)
5. Bruno (dead dog)
MORE F*CK LISTS TO COME...
