Dirtball
Galactal Inspector do you read me?
Yes Cap'm
Status?
Completed
Your mission was to land on the dirtball and explore it thoroughly You were to monitor the activities of a common life of a dirtball And study peoples life styles, there general habits of living In their strange society
YES
Have you done that Galactal Inspector?
Yes I have Cap'm
Very well, may we have your reports?
A strange place this dirtball is A lot of guns a lot of rich folks spittin at bums A lot of hoodlums I guess it's just the bums that are really pissed off
Why?
Probably cuz they been ripped off by the system Cops, they ride around in little cars And throw folks behind bars, like little jars They're supposed to be there to serve and protect But they just punch faces a lot, and choke necks Then they got the higher up they call judges
why?
and they rule the land this I don't understand First of all I'd like to dress this bitch up in a robe On top of all that,
what?
he's madd old And he hates anybody that looks different then he did back when he was a kid
haha
But that shit was like 400 years ago
Cap'm
Yes Galactal?
I just don't know Any kid that was goin to jail
yeah
He looked me dead in the face and said "stale..." Then my clokin device must of went dead Cuz the old ass judge looked at me and said
THIS IS ARE BALL
THIS IS ARE BALL
THIS IS ARE BALL
SO GET THA FUCK OUT (2x)
Very interesting, thank you Galactal Inspector
Now probes data and data, do your read me?
Yes, Hear sir
What information were you able to gather for us on your recent voyage to the dirtball?
(Twiztid is Data and Data)
This is professor data
My transmission signal is weak and my communication is shattered We came in contact with several different specimens alive
Everything has got a price even if it's wrong or right Upon site people judge and stereo type That forms a government and a religion are glorified
Purify as the waters that are now polluted rivers Members of the block recruited for duty locked up or instituted
This is Doctor Data I phase with the planet to see how they medicate her She's high off that cane Depending how you sleigh you can get most anythang From a nickle back of reign to a Lucy worth of cane
Maintain communication data here again The leader is determined by the vote of many men Although he's only human and slightly over weight He control's and manipulates the whole united states
I call to the white castle Secret service on the phone givin me a hassle He said the information I requested is denied Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath then replied
THIS IS ARE BALL
THIS IS ARE BALL
THIS IS ARE BALL
SO GET THA FUCK OUT (2x)
Judging by the imformation so far collected the dirball may not be the ideal place for us to land our craft after receiving this information we'll make our final the final judgment, fleek are you there?
I'm here, but hold up cap'm cuz this ain't good I'm gettin chased by some fat rednecks in white hoods I think there tryin ta kill me
Well what do you mean?
It seems they got a problem with the fact that I'm green I guess on the dirtball they all hate each other If it's ain't were your from, it's your skin color Let me give my phase a try now, hold up (zzzzz)
What was that?
he I smoked 'em
But what really fuckin turns my tentacles is the relationships They swell each others lips I seen men that ain't shit in their daily life So then they come home drunk and beat they wife She forgives him when he says he didn't mean it You ask me they can both suck my willy grip I give up cap'm beam me back to Zubaloovy Oh, another thing they love to watch horror movies But your not allowed to be scary on a cd They tried to ban this one group called ICP I went to see 'em in concert J grabbed me by the head And then he took his microphone and said
THIS IS ARE BALL
THIS IS ARE BALL
THIS IS ARE BALL
SO GET THA FUCK OUT (keep repeating)
Slim Anus
Talking:
He makes a career out of it
He's got a skit in his concert dissin us
He's a little hoe that's why
He's a little bastard and I'ma slap his hea his uh
Can't say that
Cases pending nevermind
Yeah, no no threats
You know I liked ICP the first time
And then the second time I didn't like it
And then the third time I wanted to kill somebody
That's that has to be the most annoying crap
And here's their salute
This is uh ICP and Twiztid's response to
Eminem's mouth dissin us (Yeah)
Here you go Eminem
This is the one time this won't
You guys won't be able to buy this ever
I'm so happy you're gonna play it
The world debut (Yeah)
Roll tape
Man this I'm tellin you
This is gonna be for hardcore ICP fans
This will be this will be passed around
Bootlegged all over America
Eminem huh?
You wanna diss us?
You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about Slim Anus
Song:
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Slim Anus
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutmuncher
Hi, my name is what?
(Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Dr. Dre feel up my butt
For one chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
Try acid and get your butt f---ed out like I did
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?
Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)
I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!)
Since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self
From the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
I'd suck his dick off
Hi, my anus who? (OH God!)
My anus what? (Awesome)
My anus it gets hacked up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what? (That's great)
My anus every now and then gets f---ed up
(Wonder what time it gets filled up)
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus is occasionally neudered
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
I told him to take his pants off,
Hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws
More guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met Violent J
I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support
Nice ass!
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (Slim Anus)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (Slim Anus)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Radio wonder boy
They call me the buttpincher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is
(I've been called Dre's butt boy)
Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
I feeled up my balls and buttcheeks
Gonna need to lube out my ass
Grease and inch your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I cumming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a pint of semen
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
Dre's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Dre I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk
I'll do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry
Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits
Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets hacked up
Hi, my anus who? (Oh God)
My anus what? (My anus)
My anus it's always getting f---ed up (Ahhh!)
Hi, my anus who? (My anus)
My anus what?
My anus occasionally neudered (Jesus)
Oh man ICP hates Eminem
My anus it needs to be filled up
Your anus
Your anus (There's Violent J)
Your anus is always getting f---ed
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting f---ed up
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
(You wanna mess the original notorious playas?)
I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against
The Psychopathic Phamily trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Slim Anus!
That is great
SLIM ANUS
Down With The Cow
This is the rags to riches story
Of the Insane Clown Posse
Mancow made us rich and famous
Whole world hate us, Mancow played us
Now look at us platinum status
We owe it all to Mancow
I've Violent J and I'm rich like Rush Limbaugh is fat
Imagine that
First Mancow put us on the air
And everybody jumped on our wagons right there
Mancow's been down with the clown
Since Kurt Cobain's head was still around
I won't forget how I made my bread
Cause I remember we was like John Denver hehe...dead
Back then I thought I was the bomb
I couldn't even sell a tape to my own mom
I was broke, dinner was grain and rye
Now I sit with chilled Faygo in a phat ride
And at shows I sold out nightly
On top of that I think Erma likes me
Mickey Mouse we ain't goin no place
So bitch get used to my ugly face c'mon
Shaggs 2 Dope and I'm a high school drop out
Convicted felon, I don't mind tellin
You hear my lyrics and you hate my guts
But I got a million bucks and you don't
I don't even make sense when I rap
Bllll Skkkee Skkkaaa how you like that?
Soon as Mancow hit the switch
Next thing you know we got rich uhh
Mancow made us rich and famous
Whole world hate us, Mancow played us
Now look at us platinum status
We owe it all to Mancow
Take It (WCW Theme)
If it was up to me I would never dare you
If it was up to me I would rather spare you
If it was up to me I would try to sway you
Everything is up to him
Everything is up to him
Everything is up to him
Is all up! You have to take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Is all up! You have to take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Is all up! You have to...
If it was up to me you wouldn't have to fear him
If it was up to me I wouldn't let you near him
If it was up to me it doesn't really matter
Its all up, it's only
Is all up! You have to take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Is all up! You have to take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Is all up! You have to...
Ok, come on
(Wicked Clown...)
You don't wanna see what goes on over here
You don't even wanna get near
If I was you I'd turn around and back home now
Before you get stuffed little buster
Tryin to mean mug with that lip flappin
What you thought was gonna happen?
Turn around (bitch) boy and break off fast
Before you get that foot in your (fucking ass)
Everything is up to him
Everything is up to him
Everything is up to him
Is all up! You have to take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Is all up! You have to take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Is all up! You have to take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Take it (do it)
Everything is up to him
Everything is up to him
Everything is up to him
Inside out, you have to
Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
but nothing comes out
when they move the lips
its just a bunch of gibberish
and motherfuckers act like eminem ain't gay
everybody forgot
what happened
Slim Anus: what up dre
Dr. Dre: yea
Slim Anus: it's all about dre
Slim Anus: it's all about dre
Dr. Dre: comptons in the house
Slim Anus: yeah thats right compton is in the house
Dr. Dre: come here pull down your panites you little bitch
Slim Anus: aiight hold up dawg go easy on me and shit you ripped my asshole last time
Dr. Dre: come get some of this compton dick
Slim Anus: let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest
Dr. Dre: you wanna be famous?
Slim Anus: uh huh
Dr. Dre: spread that bitch ass
Slim Anus: it's all about dre
Dr. Dre: yeah compton
Slim Anus: uh dawg your hurting me dawg
Dr. Dre: your the tightest detriot rapper you little bitch
Slim Anus: your ripping my asshole dawg hold on a sec don't bust
Dr. Dre: yeah
Slim Anus: hold on a sec don't bust
Dr. Dre: come here
Slim Anus: wait uh wait uh hold on don't bust
Dr. Dre: take all of this compton dick
Slim Anus: hold on don't bust do it on my lip like a milk ad
Dr. Dre: comptons in that ass
Slim Anus: it's all about dre
Slim Anus: it's all about dre ahh ahh
Dr. Dre: you wanna be famous you little bitch
Slim Anus: man don't tell kim dawg please it's all about dre
Dr. Dre: aiight now get the fuck out of here
Slim Anus: aww shit
Bitch boy mutha fucka
you might have them 11yr old groupies
believing your shit
but you ain't fooling nobody bitch
you a mutha fuckin bitch
you ain't never shot at us with no paint balls
matter of fact you can come get these painted balls mutha fucka
come get these juggalo painted balls, bitch
you ain't never chased us out of no club bitch
only club you ever chased anybody out of was a gay bar bitch.
straight out of warren
bitch you a joke
sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke
with your silly ass pretty boy rap
mean muggin and thuggin sittin on dre's lap.
pull a gat on my thug
no bullets or nothin grip shaking
slowly, lowerin (wrong)
fumbling, scared to death
screamin for help
so damn shook you almost shot yourself.
You're a radio thug with your preppy smile
got everybody hoppin out every 35 miles tellin us we fake
lil faggot, ima knock your teeth out the back of your neck
you might have little girls cryin and shit
but the detroit thugs aint buying your shit
run your ass back to dr dre and open your butt
little groupie ass boy get fucked!
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
sissy ass radio bitch (bitch)
wait a minute don't run whats up with that?
im just trying to give you this 300 bucks back
that you gave to twiztid so you could open up they show
you little pussy ass hoe
look at us dog who put us on the map?
3 plat 2 gold and we still like that
we did it alone we thought it (d.r.e.)
but we know (something) that fuck like a puss
husband tell me where she at
everybody be fucking that bitch you don't see that?
i know 3 people she fucked on you over at hot rocks
she be fucking bitches too
you told the world you gonna kill the slut
then you on tv licking her butt
be careful your prolly gonna taste my nut
cause even i be fucking that bitch raw like what
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
preppy ass teenie bop bitch (bitch)
i remember yo ass at st. andrews hall handing out yo flyers
come one come all come to my show
i looked at it WHAT right there
insane clown posse might show up.
what the fuck kind of rapper could be that lame
only way you draw people is to use our name
i could have just fucked you up right there
but i let it pass.
i felt bad for ya bitch ass
everytime i met you your sucking dick
now your on the pop charts sucking dick
you'll be sucking dick for eternity
look at ya mouth it look like a pussy
i know that slim anus got to you
yeah only because it was so damn true
when i think of your daughter it makes me sad
she got a whore for a mama and a bitch ass dad
Eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
top 40 pussy rap beotch (bitch)(bitch)(bitch)(bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)(bitch)(bitch)(bitch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (bitch)
mainstream pretty boy bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh (bitch)
sucka ass mother fucka
hitler ass haircut
bitchass mother fucking
boyband ass top 40 casey casem
carson daly dick suckin mutha fucka
Pumpkin Carver
Punk........
Hey money got a big ass head
Folded like a, like a stop sign
Fuck dawg, hey
We gotta go get that motherfuckin ball a brains
You know what I'm sayin, fuck dat
What? You wanna make a song about death
Squeezin on a neck until it's all outta breath
You wanna hear me rap about being the hardest
Well fuck that from now on I'm an artist
I carve pumpkins chop chewy
Slice, swing twice, stab screwy, ooey
Chewy, dewy, gooey, slop
It all starts with a quick chop, drop
Pumpkin rolls on the floor
Almost out the front door (oh we can't have that)
Cut along the hair line (bowl cut)
Hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift up
Boing brains snippity snip all the veins
Snip, cut
What? What the matter?
You don't wanna do it?
Well fuck it then screw it
You'll never a pumpkin carver
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
What? You don't like this rhyme?
I can't be on point all the time
Fuck it's Halloween
I gotta make a living somehow
I'm a professional pumpkin sculptor
Alright motherfucka now
First, hollow the container
Scrape that bitch with a hanger
Wh, whatever just get something
Just get the motherfucker all hollowed out
Like you could fill it up with lemonade,
And pour it out the mouth if ya wanted to.
Umm never leave the eyes in tact
They'll turn all blue and puff out and shit (wack)
Always remove 'em but keep 'em handy
Cause they taste like candy
Hahahaha, sike I'm only playin
Ok now get the scalpel
Slowly cut around the mouth be careful
What the fuck we needed the lip
Here let me give you a little tip
Slow the fuck down!
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween (Twiztid!)
Take a closer look you scary motherfuckers
Doesn't my jack-o-lantern look like your little brother?
Neck nuggets start to fling, terrors what we bring
Twiztid, ICP, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Pumpkins are for bitches; I like my shit instead
Cuz every devil's night we carvin somebody else's head
When my meat cleaver chops heads fall to the floor
Fuck buying pumpkins at the grocery store
Yeah, yeah alright you done flexed some skills on the mike
This is my motherfuckin little song here right? (Right)
Let's get back to the subject
Now hold steady, steady, steady, ready?
Insert the blade along the outer eyelid
Very slowly I don't wanna look
Oh, you did
Ok gently count 25 spec meter outer diameters (huh?)
A square
I know it's hard you'd probably rather just stab and chop
But you'll end up with a pile of slop
I've done it before
And them ain't, them ain't pumpkin seeds those are fragments of skull
Oh! Crunchy
Hey nevermind that get back to work
Eating on the fuckin job you'll never be an expert (oh)
What you wanna be a mailman, a plumber, or a barber (no)
Or do you wanna be like your Uncle Violent J?
A pumpkin carver
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Pumpkin carvers that be the hobby
Sotown, Motown collectin bodies
Twiztid, clowns, and the Kottonmouth Kings
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Make this motherfucker sing fool
Kick 'em to the spleen
Happy Halloween
I be burnin Cali
Southern voters I always bring
Pletto from the ghetto
Nobody's in the meadow
When it comes to carvin bitch
I'm shaper than Gipetto
I'm lovin that stiletto
Ask your trick or fuckin treaters, more than thirty
Why I beat and greet the homies with the Chiba
Ariba!
Ariba I was born in this October
Now come press rewind motherfuckin flows over, over, over.
Jacob's Word
This ah strange voice
there's many many voice's in my head many different voices
some are like this....some are like this....
some are like this....
some are like this bitcha-comanga kici
I hear voices one voice inparticular
it comes into my head perpendicular rectangular he's a strangular
he like some kind of mental fukin mangler
i don't know he tells me to punch esham and shaggs
so i punch em' i even call twizted fags
they get mad slap me and smear my make-up
I've named this evil voice I've named him Jacob
Jacob tells me...
"Climb the ladder and jump off and land on the street don't
worry it's soft"
so i jump thump I'm on a gurney Jacob laughs at me
"your so fuckin nerdy"
fuck him I hate i cant escape him
I finally get alone he calls me on the telephone
"is violent J there?" here
"hey Its jacob I want you to piss in your
underwear OK bud"
sure IM pissin now it fuckin tickles
Jacob's dissin again i hear his giggles
after i cut all my fingers off for that mutha fucker
I've finally had enough i go see a doctor, doc hello,
"hi hello go ahead have a seat what is it Joe?"
ya Joe Bruce but my friends call me chucky "chucky?"
either that or bucky fuck me
IM sorry doc its Jacob again my names J
"tell me J who's this Jacob anyway?"
I fuckin want him dead he's a voice in my head
I have a lot of voices but this ones mislead.
he tells me to drink toilet water and shit
"Did you do it?"
no...........yes!!!
I cant help it though i cant stop it
"J what I want you to do is drop it"
Drop what?
"your feelings of denial, I mean your an asshole and lets face it
Jacob...he's got style"
"you should do exactly what he tells you"
even stab myself
"hells ya"
fuck man are you sure doc
"sincerely and on your way out pay my fuckin secretary"
wow 300 bucks and I'm cured and all i have to do is wait for the word
Now i ain't heard from old Jacob in awhile
there I am jerking my dick off to Giligans Isle
when bang he popped in
"J... what's up homie"
where you been Jacob dawg, it's has been lonely
The doc says I should roll with ya so lets do this
"OK lets start out with a glass of your piss"
with ice?
" no ice...finish up the whole glass and repeat it twice."
All done
"Lets go get your shoes on"
where we going homie
"To the graveyard I want you to dig yourself up a girl friend"
dig up a dead body?
"IM not going say it again"
"you heard what the docter said fuckin do it"
well fuck it hand me my shovel and bucket
I dug the bitch literally i dug her
her skin smelled like burnt rubber i fuckin love her
took her corpse home laid her out on the couch Jacob said
"now put her foot in your mouth"
so I did and her toes smelt like fish chunks
that have been sitting out in the sun for a couple months
I didn't care cause Jacob told me to
"now there's one more little thing I want you to do"
"lay down in the street and trip a semi wit your neck"
trip a semi tuck what
there I am just laying there waiting
getting ready to get rolled on like a Dayton
Here it comes i stuck my fuckin head out, like this Jacob?
"Ya.....POW!"
boom IM in critical I got minutes left
mended up fighting with death
why did the doctor tell me to listen to him
I'm laid up about to die screw him
I pick up the Phone...RING
"Hello"
Hi it's me Joe that fat goofy weirdo
ya I'm about to die way did you tell me to follow his word
"cause he's a donmega and your a nerd"
well i hear you on that much OK but what kind of fuckin doctor are you anyway
I mean your telling me I'm nothing but a scrub
"I thought you knew homie......This is doctor Jacob!!!"
Oh I get it every body have a laugh
IM nothing but a sick homogenic mental path
I died right then and there I was never cured
I lived a shitty life all thanks to jacobs word
That mutha.....
"What?!?"
I didn't say any thing
"Bullshit bitch"
I didn't say any thing
"Are you gonna tell me I'm in your head, bitch"
I was gonna compliment you
"you liar"
Get out of my fuckin head
Get out of my..... fuckin....... head...all right
my...... fuckin....... head
"that's right my head to.....my head to"
You don't got your own fuckin head,
IM not running around your fuckin brain
"Cuz i ain't got one bitch"
FUCK YOU
"That's it....eat your leg"
IM sorry
"eat your leg"
IM sorry not my leg
"eat it bitch"
ODDITIES THEME SONG
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Ahhhh yeah dum ditty dum
Get your ass out the way cause here we come
And we's bringin' this spectacle into your town
We've got creep shows, freek shows, wicked clowns
Most people don't like these oddities
Most people wouldn't like to get a shot at these
If you think you're too good for us side show freaks
Let me know and I'll whip smack your cheeks, c'mon
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big oddity freek show's in town
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big oddity freek show's in town
I'm a side show loony watch me get nuts
I do back flips out in front of Mack trucks
In high school the chicks always gave us props
Cause I was 9 feet tall, and my boy's a cyclops
I can swim shark filled waters
Yeah, well I can chew nails up and spit out quarters
Don't cry for your daddy what's that gonna do?
Well he's just as shook as you, you little bitch
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big oddity freek show's in town
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big oddity freek show's in town
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody
Where you goin bitchy boy?
What's the matter son?
Just cause we a little different you gotta run
I'm an oddity, you lookin' on at me
But that I gotta be, and there's a lot of me
We's a little bit twiztid I gladly admit it
I can unscrew my head off, and shoot hoop with it
And you can't so you gotta label us weird
Even though your momma got a beard, whut?
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big oddity freek show's in town
Everyone come see the greatest show
Unlike anything that you know
Come and be down with the clown
The big oddity freek show's in town
Everyone come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everyone come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everyone come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everyone come see the greatest show
Everybody come, everybody come, everybody
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Gather up all juggalos and roll
Everybody come see the greatest show
Come and be down with the clown
FROM The Gathering 2000
The anger you feel (mmhmm), when dealing with enemies (right, right, right)
The most…the most effective way to handle it (what's that) is to just stand up, take a deep breath and say fuck them (haha hell yeah aww shit I feel that shit, this is shaggy back in the is motherfucker. Shaggy! with violent j sup dawg and marz haha and we just tryin to say two little motherfuckin things what's that)
FUCK THEM
Tick tick tock, riddle box fuck MTV and all radio jocks
Look at me, a hideous ugly freak
Make your eyeballs melt, drip down you cheeks
Leave you lifeless, snatch your soul,
Add your face to my totem pole
Fuck your radio friendly bucks
I won't change my wicked shit for you pussy fucks
Fuck your company
Fuck your marketing strategy
You can't pinpoint my record sales
Juggalos ain't watching you TRL
Fuck KROK y'all need to quit takin payoffs,
Spreadin that weak ass shit
We underground 'til the very end,
Anybody that's rollin' with us say fuck them
FUCK fuck (lemme hear ya say) THEM them
FUCK fuck THEM (lemme hear ya say) them
FUCK fuck (louder) THEM them
(louder) FUCK fuck (louder) THEM them
Who it is it is M-A-R-Z
Takin care of Beieiz
And I might be flippin in your biaiach
Don't get mad bro, see cuz that's just the way I is
Try and hold me back, I'm like a gorilla on crack
King Kong on ruckus speed, LSD, and ten hits of ecstasy
Whatever they think don't mean shit to me
Ima get you open from the police to the priest
to the schools to the crackers in they white sheets
to the judge tryin to pass judgment on me
to the jealous motherfucker tryin to hate on me
I'm God and the Devil, come and fuck with me
I'll have your whole head rearranged drastically
All the nonbelievers, that prayed I would never amount to shit
Suck my dick
SAY FUCK fuck (c'mon) THEM them
(c'mon) FUCK fuck (bring it on) THEM (what) them
SAY FUCK fuck (what) THEM them
(everybody say) FUCK fuck (c'mon c'mon) THEM them
bllllllla Insane Clown Posse and Marz, with Mike E and Mike P on the motherfuckin boards
Hey yo Shaggy, bring it to us
Get the fuck up off my back,
J, Shaggy, Marz to your big head, bitch slap
Pick your teeth up off the floor,
And don't come back no more, (fuck, out the door!)
Shut the fuck up, close your lips,
You don't have a clue what your talkin bout, bitch!
See the circus and your mouth starts to run,
Marz, ICP and Juggalos say FUCK THEM
FUCK fuck THEM (c'mon) them
FUCK fuck (c'mon) THEM them
(everybody) FUCK fuck (bring it on) THEM them
(everyone) FUCK fuck THEM them (yeah)
For three years you've waited, It's finally here, Jamie Madrox, Violent J, Blaze, Marz, Shaggy2Dope and Monoxide check out Dark Lotus this is Ali Babba
Sand grains burn when the sun beats down
Skin rots more as the earth spins around
Your visions and flashbacks of me on horseback
Dressed in black, a severed head on my lap
Lips and assholes hangin from my earlobes
A sack filled up with sliced up pussyholes
We roll, Dark Lotus, black priest in control
Powerful forces coarsing through my black soul
The blood and screams of hieroglyphic dreams
Unknown Apocalypse of the seven churches
Ya heh ya mesh
Shaken the wilderness of Kadesh
Ben laf kilpen the urges
(I might) float out and spike your ass like vamp,
I bow to the pyramid I do confide,
The secrets of a carnival are deep inside
Disrespected (foolish) Hocus Pocus,
I split your forehead and plant my Lotus
You don't know what this killer's all about
I might severe your head off, and fuck your mouth
And bells and chimes ring seventeen times
Call upon your Gods…
We sexed every bitch in the gutter
Then we rob her mother
Find a shutter and shoot fo or fo each other
I blame it all on the people around me
It's because of them God never found me, right?
Before I hit the ground, when I caught three in the chest,
I shoulda guessed my time was over, shoulda worn a fuckin vest
But I wasn't thinkin straight, caught up in the thug life
Was the king of the streets, now I'm askin God to take my life
To the pearly gates so I can (rest peacefully)
Beg for them to help you, call upon your God
Religion has left you, gotta final hour
Cross the final line, life will end, but there is no end to (time), call upon your God
It's to late to pray, help me out, I can't understand the way you think or what your talkin about
I see you sit in perfect circles with disciples of Satan,
I got my shotgun cocked, newspapers and revelations,
Every bullet is a story, they keep it glorified
The media's the target, and all they got's to die
Son of Sam, Sam of son, buck you with my shotgun,
Wicked work will be done
I hurt myself
(help me)
I'm sittin in the dark
Talkin to myself,
Why does everybody tell me that I need help
I'm in love with pain, I take a needle or a knife,
And drive that motherfucker through my windpipe,
I just might take a razorblade, dip it in some gas
See if I can take a little skin off the calf
Grotesque, I'm a walking bodybag,
And when it all heals, I pick the scabs
Alone in the casket, buried in the earth,
Self-inflicted wounds, blood stains on my tee shirt
Kick at the door, 'til my legs fall off
Tell me why, do you hurt yourself, when you know I love you
(help me)
Why, tell me why
(ice pick through the) head of my dick,
I might slice up my face and my lips,
My main artery is beggin me to let it flow free,
grab a razorblade, let it bleed,
A layer of skin, ooow,
I pull it back, and smooth it back down with one simple smack (ouch)
Wednesday nights I got kicked off my bowling league,
Just cuz I show up bite a bowling ball then leave
Yeah, go ahead, curse me you faggots,
So I throw my legs under moving cars, you've got your habits
Dark Lotus debut album Tales From The Lotus Pod…in..in advance at the Gathering of The Juggalos 2001
Dead homies…everybody has a dead homie. Uhh…I lost my homie in 1989, right in front of me, they jacked him for his truck, we was leavin a rap concert at Joe Louis Arena and…uhhh..they ca…we tried to run and they caught us, and put the barrel to his chest and just let it unload. And uh…it was fucked up. But my brother, my brother was always offerin us some other shit, and he, he told me he read somethin in the Necronomica, in the book of the dead, that…uh..if you cast a spell on a certain lotus, a dark lotus they call it, and you plant that…that lotus on the grave stone, if you plant that lotus on the grave of your dead homie, he will eventually return from the dead. So we planted…..we did the whole spell routine, and we planted the…uh..the lotus in his…on his grave, on his grave tomb thing. And uhh..it wasn't 'til about 6 years later he came back. And uhh…he's back now. And…he's dead, but he's still Blaze, it's the same dude. It's our homie, nothing's changed, I mean he stinks now, ya he's dead. he's fucked up, but like we all fucked up in one way or another. So…ya know when he came back from the dead, ya know he still stuck on old school values, he still thinks its 1989, he still walkin round with a clock around his neck. And spittin…fuckin Compton Gangsta Rap. Ya know that kinda shit, but he's my boy, ya know, and and now things have changed, and and me and shaggy, we done came up so we gave him a record deal, ya know. So this is Blaze, he's dead, but he can fuckin rap, fuck it. Check this out, this is maggot face
AHHHHHHH
(I'm a gangbang,help me see my body paralyzed?)
I can feel them crawlin on my eyes
And lookin for the opium booth,
Smell of death, now they on the ? on my face to eat my flesh
Started on my chest where the first bullet entered,
The hundred maggots ? started diggin in the center
AHHHHHH
?????
AHHHHHHH
Drag their fuckin bodies back into my casket
(Choppin them thugs?)…with a hatchet
?? for the livin, ain't no better days,
Back from the dead, man the motherfuckin maggot face
AHHHHHHHHH
Think that's the shit check this out, this is called hood rats
You ain't ? bitch, ? I don't give a fuck,
I stay real with dirty hoes who let me,
Give my dick a suck,
Don't get it ? ho, you's a hood rat,
Only good for fuckin and suckin, cuz it's like that
Bitch, you's a hood rat,
I'm just tryin to fuck,
Do it like a rat face down, ass up
AHHHH
? bitches with a brand new car,
Semen swallowers, orgasm hollarers,
Hit from the back, chronic sex, smokin girls with mad (dimes?)
OOOHH OOHHH OOHHHH
Cracked open the 40 then I took a sip,
Now which one of y'all bitches suckin my dick
Then they know the time,
Cuz they down for the benefit,
Hood rat hoes, pussy always warm and wet
AHHHHHH
Hahaha this one right here is called Saturday Afternoon
AHHHHHH
On the Eastside, ? (fuckin?)
Sippin on formaldehyde, pockets lookin ?,
So you know I gotta go
Pullin in the????? the neighborhood ????,
? on the gas, then I hit the pavement,
Jumped on the ?, (yeah), then ??? put the money on the table
AHH AHHH AHHH
Every Saturday afternoon,
I go robbin these bitches (alone?),
Every Saturday afternoon
AHHHHHHHH
gotcha on the dollars and I'm lookin for more,
Cuz I'm greedy and I'll be back on the streets,
Rollin' through the hood to another store I creep.
Now I'm on my feet, cuz a cop is on my tail,
He want to see me thrown in jail, with no bail,
But they can't,
AHHHHHHH
So if you juggalos are feelin that, that's Blaze Ya Dead Homie, he's got an album comin up this summer on Psychopathic Records, it's called One Less G in The Hood, ya know like I said, this motherfucker's stuck in 1989, that's why his album's called One Less G in The Hood, but uhhh ya know fuck that, he's dead, and if you ain't got a problem with dead people, which I know juggalos don't, pick that shit up man, cuz uh, Blaze is a motherfuckin juggalo, for life, well..uh can't say for live…cuz he's dead..but he's a juggalo for…infinity, death, well, whatever, he's down, that's what I'm tryin to say.
Not long after Armageddon swept the planet of life,
A new creature emerged, the creature known only as Marz,
Once and always a member of Dark Lotus,
Marz survived the Apocalypse and arose,
The living ? of burning ashes surrounding him,
Life continues,
Marz developed his own style of Industrial Hip-Hop,
Created from nothing but the abandon shells of civilization
? of buildings, toxic fires, and nuclear poison,
Are all that is needed for Marz to resurrect the buried juggalo nation,
Witness the magic yourself juggalos,
This song is entitled L'I'V'I'N'
Ima make me a ton of money, boy (that's right)
Live large like I'm atomic, boy (uh-huh)
Keep your mouth shut, cuz I'm violent, boy (violent, boy)
Fuck the law, I ain't silent, boy (?)
(Daddy large?) that's how I'm comin, boy (comin)
grab the lord's nuts, cuz it's funny, boy
Like ghetto raw,
Bring em all, I got a bigger one
Like ghetto raw,
All I got is lint in my pocket
That's all right I'm a motherfuckin hack it strong
Gotta keep rollin on,
I got shit you can't take, come prove me wrong
Look me in the fuckin eye when you lie to me
Don't look away, like a pussy ass bitch
And now, Horray For the Bad Guy
Fly now man with the bat and I'm blind
Try here with the bomb, prepared to die
Can you belive it don't bother me
What they givin, slow down, what they breathin
Suddenly I hit em all in the butt
Kill em all baby, turn it, turn it up to the dome
They actin dumb, the other day with a gun
Now baby do you like to get on the bone
((((Hey now, nothin' could fade me now
Naw not here what'cha gonna see me no
Say what does your baby know
Bet you could breathe with the man, the hopeless
See me holdin' now, layin' the diamond down
Same mug getting' tired of being unknown
Can ya'll ball get down, now what the deal baby
Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye))))
Check out Steal My Shine
From eternity, I could feel it in me,
One love, soul vibe, flow incredibly
I said I believe and Ima bend history
Ima take what you need you don't owe shit to me
(Cars Crash, people lie
Planes fall from the sky
Mothers get) high and babies die
To keep the fear alive
you ain't gonna never steal my shine,
no naw no cuz it's mine
You ain't gonna never steal my shine
(Fuck em if you're) doin your thing
They run point a finger
Figure they got it figured out
This whole life is a contradiction,
Your who? hell naw, I won't listen
Blow the universe into submission
witness the juggalo lifestyle that will be obtained after the Apocalypse
Jump ahead of the game, and obtain it now, Marz debut album, Lung Fu Mo She is available now everywhere
