The Amazing Maze
Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
In the maze (WHOOOO!)
If I don't come back or right away
Give me time at least a half a day
Don't just leave me lost and blown away
In the maze (WHOOOO!)
Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple
And I'm Jimbo Jizm
Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Let's meet today's volunteer
This is Rick
We like to call him Rick the Dick
Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze
What up bitch? I'm Violent J
I'll be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad floors
Hallways, crawlways, walls for days
Make a left just before you make a right
And your left should be to your right
If your lefts right, right?
Good, begin the show
Go on ahead boy and open up the first door
Welcome to a theatrical thriller
Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer
With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
You get it back if you make it out though
Fuck ain't no use crying all day
You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway
You gotta be a man at least you learned
Everything you get in the maze you've earned
Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock
You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
Turn right it might look the same
But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks
This really ain't shit
About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
If you stay on your feet you'll be okay
Oh let me get out of your way
Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff
That's right Jimbo
He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that
You can always witness spectacles truly amazing
Within the amazing maze
Let's see where else Rick's adventures
Will lead the little dickwipe
Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls
Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls
What's this? Dead end, doors locked
It's a long way back, just knock
Oh should've turned around no doubt
Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about
Keep going make a left, right left
Now run straight ahead some more
Open up the door
Slide in the sheets, nice breeze
Relax ninja take it with ease
The maze is a place of magic
Many surprises, your dick rises
Lay down expect the best
In comes your lover with a hairy chest
Hello sexy I'm grim love
Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud
Aww shit you fell for that
I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped
All that dissin of the opposite sex
And look who just got they butthole flexed
Wait! What's that?
The walls are closing in, fuck dat
Hurry run for your life
Ohh he'll be alright
How's that sit with you Jimbo?
First he gets plugged with bullets
Then he gets his butt plugged
I think he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff
I mean what kind of asshole
Can't find his way out of this maze?
You gotta be a real dickbuffer
To wind up here in the first place
Right you are Jimbo
Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more
Alrighty ain't no need to fear
If there's a way out it's gotta be near
Hey yo look a phone
You still got one good arm so it's on
Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear
Drop it the phones got a life of it's own
Kiss me man hey come on
Slip down the slide go faster
Bed of nails, disaster
Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door
Woods, trees you're outside
Lots of places for creeps to hide
Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft
Caught your foot and the ankles left
Creepin off with your stump
Feel something in the rump
Holla's, yeah they gonna get you
How does it feel bitch get the picture
Back indoors hey at last
Look at your family behind the glass
They look weird, they're sayin something
Listen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up
Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you
At least you know what they're sayins true
It's one last door you made it home, or
Or what? Once again it's on
Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
In the maze (WHOOOO!)
If I don't come back or right away (Hey)
Hey man cut that shit
What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man
Fuck dat
It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man
Turn that shit off
I Don't Care
People say I talk to much
I don't care I talk to much
Momma say I failed in life
I don't care I failed in life
Daddy says I drink to much
I don't care I drink to much
People say I'm headed no where
And I don't fuckin care
Jimmy Johnson's gonna die
Sarah Sussie's gonna die
Everybody's dying slow
I don't give a fuck though
I'm only short like 50 bucks
I couldn't get 50 fucks
I could really use some help
You can go and fuck yourself
Everybody's gonna die
Terror falling from the sky
Mother's with there children cry
And I could give a fuck why
They say I'll never walk again
Well...plug the sega in
I think somebody stole my truck
Tell someone who gives a fuck
The entire world is falling x4
How much do they charge in there?
Wait a minute,I don't care
I'ma shoot you in the face
I'll tell ya how the bullets taste
Critics say you immitate
I don't give a fuckulate
50 million people dying
Awww I'm crying
Tell me all the things you saw
As if I give a fuck at all
You see me sittin in the chair
Look,I ain't even there
Everything you sayin to me
Shhhhh, go right through me
If I was to pick it up
I'd have to give a fuck, and I don't
I don't care nothin' bout it
I can't do nothin' bout it
I can't do nothin' for you
I don't care nothin' bout it
Rainforest burning down
War and riots all around
I'm inside like fuck 'em all
What's the main event on RAW?
Posion, mad cow disease
Can I get that with double cheese?
STD's steady spreadin'
Bareback up in this neden
I don't care
The entire world is falling x4
I don't care nothin' bout it
I can't do nothin' bout it
I can't do nothin' for you
I don't care nothin' bout it
Everyday when I wake up
All I really wanna do is die
And go to the next phase
Ground up flesh is consumed
Everyone is gonna die...
Fuck I ain't afraid to die
Go on shoot me in the eye
Do it see if I survive
Give it to me point blank
Better "BANG!"
Did you hit 'em?
Yes, and I don't give a fuck less
Careful it's a dark night
Give your money or your life
Take 'em both for all I care
Dump your bullets right here
If you notice on the door
Addicted crawlin' on the floor
Ask me did I ever care?
Nah...
The entire world is falling x8
I don't care x8
$50 Bucks
Yeah, hehehe
Hahaha
Hey yo J
What's up player?
You know they don't like juggalos over there
Right
$50 bucks says you don't get nothin
Man, let me tell you somethin
Check this out (What up?)
It might sound shady
But I fuck a rich hoe named Grady
They call her that cause her hair is blue
She's one of them rebellious rock chicks too
Anyway she has a big hoop in her neden
Rings, chains, needles, pins, and things
Tatoos it might sound fierce
But I swear to God the bitch gots her butthole pierced
She told me she liked it rough
I'm like straight
First thing she did was punch me in the face
I'm about to plant one to her jaw
Before I could she was tonging my balls
Oooooh whadablah I dropped my weapon
Looked down and my nuts was kicksteppin
We was butt naked all over the floor
It felt weird though cause we was at the Faygo store
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Hey yo Shaggy
What up playa?
You know they don't like juggalos over there
Right
$50 bucks says you don't get nothing
Man, let me tell you somethin
I've done fuck bitches both sides of the border
Nuthin like Greta the millionaire's daughter
Something like 950 sumthin pounds
5'8" tall and she love clowns
Bitch had titties like water balloons
My boys used to swing off 'em like baboons
She'd buy us chocolates, swiss cheese pie
And take it, and bake it completely naked
An ocean of loopness it ain't like nuthin
Just jump anywhere in the mess and start humpin
Don't really matter where I stick my dick
I just reach, and grab, and stab, and jab
But that ain't the reason that I love this hoe
She used to do a funny little trick with my dick hole
She'd blow into it and make a wish
And my nuts would expand like puffer fish
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
But when she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
But when she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown (Naww)
I might come from the dark side of town (Yeah)
But when she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Momma don't like this wicked clown
I might come from the dark side of town
When she's gone and you're alone again
$50 bucks says you'll let me in
Toxic Love
This is tale of misplaced love
A tail of a man searching for that misplaced love, in all the wrong places
And how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest, and stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating.
Let's listen on, and hear how my gumpie friend Violent J goes about getting his feelings crushed once again........
After three years in a mental asylum
I'm finaly out and I'm fine no doubt
Rolling home I saw a bitch on a pay phone
she was fat and round and had it going on
S she had a name tag on Roxy Carol
stepped up to her like hello!
we was just kickin it
I said I got dis dick sup on licking it!
she said I'm down for the tactics
then my dick stood up like a tucson cactus
I threw her in the back of my jalopi
she was wet and sloppy, but nuttin could stop me
I was like Jesus!
her neden was yellow and smelled like a cheese pizza (well damn)
I paid it no mind
I stuck my dick in raw and comenced to grind
Toxic love I'm so lonely I'm so lonely
toxic love did she burn you (yes)
did it hurt you (yes)
Toxic love I'm so lonely I'm so lonely
toxic love did she burn you (yes)
did it hurt you (yes)
The whole car smelt like pickles
I stuck my toe in her ass and tweaked her tittie nippels
we fucked for about an hour
I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower
I got home and kicked back
thought about the shower (fuck dat)
when I woke up the very next mornin
I was awake but my dick was snorin (Wow!)
it was whistling and shootin out smoke
the head was spinning like a Dayton hundred spoke
I started shakin and sweatin I had a fever
my dick was swelled up like a faygo two liter
it was greenish with purple bunyons and dripping blue
skeet and flaking like onions she gave me skifolopagus no doubt
I'm gonna find dat bitch and knock her da fuck out!
Toxic love I'm so lonely I'm so lonely
toxic love did she burn you (yes)
did it hurt you (yes)
Toxic love I'm so lonely I'm so lonely
toxic love did she burn you (yes)
did it hurt you (yes)
I'm on a mission I search and roam
cuz my dick hole is spurtin pink foam
and I'm draggin my balls behind me
there as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy
thank god I aint dead yet
my dick is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow
there she is at the same pay phone
near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone
wait a minute yall hold up
Is that the same bitch I was with hold up she looks taller!
Holy fuck nuttins in place
that aint a girl at all its a barral of toxic waste
ohh lord what have Idone
Roxy Carol is a waste barrel me and my
green dick headed back to the looney bin
I'm gonna turn myself back in
Toxic love im so lonely I'm so lonely
toxic love did she burn you (yes)
did it hurt you (yes)
Toxic love im so lonely I'm so lonely
toxic love did she burn you (yes)
did it hurt you (yes)
When I inject my penis inside of you my balls light up like light
bulbs your green your geen and your so warm
