Mutilation Mix

FUCK OFF
Wicked, wicked, bitch Well it's on, it's on like neden hoe fuck I'm 2 Dope and I'm fucking drunk Walked in the joint with my nuts hanging out My drawers, yo, SUCK MY BALLS! All I wanna do is choke a bitch Roll up a jimmy and smoke the bitch I dropped out of school when I quit my job All I wanna be is a fat fucking slob Cuz I don't care about none of y'all bitches Shut the fuck up and drop your bridges Cuz I'm clogging up bank, up bank So I don't give a fuck about what none of y'all think When I do show up, I wreck the place I run around the stage kicking bitches in the face Cuz I ain't nothing soft So you and your boys can straight FUCK OFF! Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (you can suck my nuts, yo) Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (insane to die, say yo!) Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (you can kiss my ass, you punk bitch) Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (yo, fuck you and your momma ain't shit) Uh, pizza boy pizza? I wanna large extra cheese pizza. Pick-up or delivery? Delivery. Okay, your address? Yeah, it's near the high school. 232 Fuck off!! When I was eight, I was on crack I had Miss Pelitrain on her back Fucking up the school every day I turned that old bitches neden hairs grey Cuz 2 Dope is all that My mother's a witch and my daddy's a hunchback And nobody could fuck with me I used to drive a hearse to school, G With a stiff hangin out the back Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that But there's one thing that I hate It's always been hard for me to find a date Cuz I show off nice and neat And then strangle them in backseat Cuz you know the Shaggs ain't soft If you don't like it you can FUCK OFF!!! This is Violent J, the southwest juggla. You know what I'm saying. I walk into a bitch's house, walk up to they mom's, grab em by the face and say 'FUCK OFF!' Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (all you bitches hate me anyway) Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (so you can suck my nuts all day) Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (you can lick my nut sac too) Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (you can suck my fucking dick) I'll say one thing, baby. When Carol said you were a cooky nympho cunt, she sure as hell wasn't kidding. Well that's it till next time, bitch. Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you... FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
THE NEDEN GAME(original)
Let's meet contestant number one He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown Who says, woman love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question? Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!! Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd kick her in the butt and tell her, Get the food ready! Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's me contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know? First thing, I could never love you You sound like a little richie-bitch, FUCK YOU!!! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book and kill em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!) Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd tell you that I love you and if you don't say it back I'd have to choke slam your neck and dislocate your back I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can And then I club you in the head like a CAVEMAN!!! When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!! Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon It's a touch choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins! Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake! Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and slap you in the fucking face Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-whack I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!
HOUSE OF WONDERS
So there you are You're sitting there just kind of chilling A richie boy, you look a little bit like Dylan The 90210 bitch with the funny hair So I'm a change a few things around here and there Start with your eyes, I'd pluck em both out your head And pull your balls out your sac and stick em there instead Then I stab off your toes and stick em in your nose And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows You're almost ready, I got to fix your fucking shoulder nots But your lips, man, to me they just don't look right They could be a little fatter, even more So fuckin fat that your lip is draggin on the floor Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out And tack a sign on it telling what you're all about Set you up, cuz now you're ready, so open up the door Cuz in the House of Wonders, you're the freak show Carnival thrills Carnival chills Carnival excites you Carnival kills Ah, ooo, ah, oh Another freak show from the juggalugalo So there you are Come on in, chicky, WOW!, ain't you a pretty I think I'll start with the silicone that's in your tittie I pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek So now you look like the elephant bitch freak Don't try to run, chicky-poo, I'm just getting started I'll beat your head in with a brick until you're half-retarded Remember that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom You came to boo and stare, but it's you their staring at I stuff you full of chili cheese dogs and make you fat Then I stretch your fuckin lips and stick em in your ear So all the evil shit you talk only you can hear I shave you bald and glue your tittie on the top Then I spin you on your nipple until you drop Hey, almost ready, Jump Steady, open the door Cuz at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show Carnival thrills Carnival chills Carnival excites you Carnival kills Ah, ooo, ah, oh Another freak show from the juggalugalo So there you are... Carnival thrills Carnival chills Carnival excites you Carnival kills Ah, ooo, ah, oh Another freak show from the juggalugalo