Bizzar

INTRO 
(wind, chimes, thunder in background) 
To All who are receiving this broadcast we are entering the 13th hour of continueing cloud coverage this ongoing event has now been upgraded to a national emergency, this has been a sleepless night across metro detroit this panic and terror has swept the streets, it seems much of detroit has as well much of the country are still unsettled by this unexplainable cloud that still clutches the sky, from new your to honolulu, miami to farebanks, the expansion of the cloud has subsided as a wall of darkness, an artificial night still grips the land. Witnessess now tell us thousands upon thousands 
of people are emerging from sewers everywhere, their faces are painted and, and they look like clowns...the people are runnning and screaming but eyewitnesses say their not in pain its almost like a strange type of joy has over taken them and at this time we do not know why or where the people are runnin but there seems to be an organized plan directing their actions, its like a guiding force is giving them supernatural stamina, the events of clowns are now on the move, moveing in unisin, moving in one direction towards an unknow destination, almost as if they can see what others cannot. Heating an unaudible call that silently pierces this calm before the storm. 

BIZZAR I could get naked right here I'd look like a fuckin polar bear Then I'd have to attack Fuck you up like that Psyhcopathic, hatchet chops Slappin ninjas out of hidin spots *don't know* To the left, to the right Over here,there,we everywhere All these underground down with the bottom Bottom,bottom,bum,bum,bottom Censor me for your radio list Fuck ya'll bitches--miss Well I guess I'll never be a radio star Wouldn't work anyway, I'm way too Bizzar Anybody here? (Everybody here) We got the gear (Crank up right here) Anybody care? (Don't nobody care) We jokers,jokers,jokers Anybody here? (Everybody here) We got the gear (Crank up right here) Anybody care? (Don't nobody care) Whut,whut,whut,whut,whut Shh.It's a dead body in my trunk Wanta see it? Fuck around and you'll be it Jamie Madrox and Monoxcide Child Wicked wild,give it to me,give it to me Been waggling my dick since the seventh grade Freak Show grabbin my balls and gettin paid As my ???? bitch,we don't play Hair wigged out and my eyes all grey No more rappin,no more shows I'm goin back to school and workin at Kinkos I'll ride around all dayon a mountain bike all day Hey!(honk) I got the right of way Stab,shoot,chop,cut,drill I just wanta kill No matter where you go motherfucker Dark Carnival ain't far And it's plain Bizzar If you a juggalo and you won't sell out say- Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you ever had to fuck a fat bitch in the mouth say- Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you want a little Faygo and you want it fast say- Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you like feeling up on your homeboy's ass say- Oh,oh shit These killas don't dance we boggie We boggie woggie woo, thats all we do See ya,see ya,see ya I'm back,i'm back,i'm back,i'm back Dark Lotus come for your ???? Only team you on,Sunday bowling *don't know* Play that backwards for secret info Hold up a minute(zip)damn Couldn't wait man All done Now if I could only choke someone REDRUM! A ruthless stalker Slap old ladys off they walker Take my hand little bitch,come along It ain't that far Welcome to the Bizzar Anybody here? (Everybody here) We got the gear (Crank up right here) Anybody care? (Don't nobody care) We jokers,jokers,jokers Anybody here? (Everybody here) We got the gear (Crank up right here) Anyboby care? (Don't nobody care) Whut,whut,whut,whut,whut
CHERRY PIE You learn fast. I'm no cherry honey, it's just that you're so damn big. Well you should have known, you fucking nympho bitch. Please be gentle,ooh you bastard, ohh you prick! I need a bitch, a special bitch, I need a bitch who pussy poppin booty switch I need a bitch, fellatio, on the freeway with my pedal to the floor I need a bitch, like cherry pie, I need a bitch like Bushwig Bill needs an eye I need a bitch, a lickaholic(?), I need a bitch pukin bend over my toilet A bitchy bitch, bitch about nothing, I need a bitch to jizm in her belly-button I need a bitch, a prostitute, she fucks my homies and we can split the loot I need my cherry pie Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie, I need a bitch, what kind of bitch? A bitch fresh out the pan, fresh out the pan I need a bitch like Harlem Williams needs a chin, (uh oh) I need a bitch, a mental case She catch me cheating, shoot us both in the face (bang bang) I need a hoe who can use me for my money (ching ching) I need a bitch like like Chris Candedo (sp?) whip his honey I need a freak,(need a freak) like cherry pie (like cherry pie) Like cookie cream, lemon ch-ch cherry pie I need a woman to let me hit it In the bushes raw at the herpe clinic (whut?) I need a bitch, (need a bitch) who like to fight (who like to fight) And get her nose ring ripped out like everynight (oww bitch!) I need my cherry pie Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie, I need a bitch in a cheap hotel, So I don't know which one to blame for the smell I need a bitch, that doesn't care, She likes to finger-fuck her booty in the mirror My cherry pie, my cherry pie My cherry pie, my cherry pie My cherry pie with lovin jello cherry pie, ch-cherry pie I need a bitch who can runa(?) A bitch who suck on dick like eminem's moma I need a bitch, (bitch) I need a slut (slut) I need a bitch who like banana's in her butt I need a bitch, (I need a bitch) Now more than ever (now more than ever) I need a bitch who gots a head that I can sever I need my cherry pie Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie, For a(?)cocksmen, you rate for the best. Ha, coming from you, thats a hell of a compliment right now. I hate to see you go. Who's leaving ya dumb bitch? Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie
QUESTIONS Why, everytime i reach for the sky i can only reach so high, why why, everytime i head-but a brick wall i always crack my skull, why why, everytime i stab somebody, i always get my clothes bloody, why why, everytime i drive down the wrong side of the street, everyone wanna be, why why, everytime im broke and i sell rock i wind up in a cell block, why why, everytime i shoot somebody in the face, pigs give chase, why why, everytime i drink a little gasoline, i shit my spleen, why why, when i try to fly like a birdy, i wind up on a gurney, why Chorus 2x Won't you tell me why someone tell me why Jesus tell me why I must find out why Why, everytime i swallow a fat head nail, my neck feels stale, why Why, everytime i contact dark spirits, they wanna break my mirrors, why Why, everytime i choke a friends neck, he dont come back, why Why, everytime i stab my eyes with an ice pick, i cant see shit, why Why, everytime i play chicken with a train, it wins the game, why Why, everytime i wake the dead up, the try to eat my head up, why Why, everytime i see my reflection, i see no direction, why Why, everytime i order a taco, you want a bite muthafucko, tell me why Chorus 2x Won't you tell me why someone tell me why Jesus tell me why I must find out why Why, everytime i raise my arms in celebration, playahation, why Why, just cause im dead in decation, you give me no ass, why Why, everytime i chew on thumb tacks, i get blood on my snacks, why Why, everytime i kick faygos in the sky, you wanna know why, why Why, everytime an angel wanna kiss me, it always seems to miss me, why Why, everytime i shangri-la seem so far away, you better leave to day, why Chorus (until song ends) Won't you tell me why someone tell me why Jesus tell me why I must find out why
MR. HAPPY Im kind of fat and i sweat a lot but that the only bad kwinky dinks i got that and maybe the whole murdering aspect but we really ain't even got to that yet i love people, i love everything about them and thats why i gotta live life without them i know it dont make any since to you but fuck you this songs about me exclusivly murder, murderous, murderation the murdering metality without an explanation im mr. happy and i ride a bike CHING! i aint got a seat i just sit on the pipe thing i whistle, i sing, ill pet your poodle ill twist and squeeze your neck like a wet noodle cause im so happy ill stab your ass and lay down next to you dead on the grass and sing Ooh it feel so good every time i murder i get happy happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you i love you, so hand me you neck let me teach you about love and respect respect the fact that i love to kill wait a minute yall i gotta take my pill Zanoffs, it works, im down to only 3 people a day my victims, i give the love and care i dont wanna get blood everywhere i dont use a chainsaw or a butcherknikfe thats so 90's get it right i never mutilate or chop my loves all i really need is a pair of goves or maybe a car, ill run'em down wit it i know that can be messy but the birds will get it dont you see that i love you im mr. happy im all about fun Ooh it feel so good every time i murder i get happy happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you my bike has a basket full of strawberries i picked them myself along with apples and cherries lemmons and oranges and boogers and limes plus theres a faygo in there but thats mine red flowers like after your dead i plant seeds and growem out the side of your head i got flowers all over the back yard in the form of a jokers card Uh ohh feels good i like the ???? of my neighborhood im one of them midnight creeps at dennys talking to myself and lickin my pennys i got a french fry hangin out of my beard (dont go near that guy he's weird) you know im all good and everythings all right when you hear this scream in the middle of the night like this: Ooh it feel so good every time i murder i get happy happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found happy happy happy its found murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you ill murder murder murder you (repeats until song ends)
RADIO STARS Occassionaly the overwhelming temptation to reach the penticle of the pop music jandra, will reduce the most deplorable examples of the underground music scene to change their so called artistic endevors in an vain attempt to appeal to the public at large, behold the metamorphisis Fuck platinum, platinum just aint good enough we need more money, more house and cars and stuff im sick of juggalos, i want them other hoes i want them shitty hoes, you get wit radio and video we'll do whatever it takes to get some airplay we'll make that bounce shit, triple our sales and pay come on shaggy follow my lead its time to change our shit up to get what we need [ghetto DMX style rap] [just "uhh" and "crunk" and "wody" and sum other werds] the pathetic attempts never cease the moratic music onslaught continues to insult the inteligence of the sabby consumer, how much more can an audience be asked to endure didnt work, ah fuck, what happened they always told us we sucked at rappin' well i dont know how to play a guitar ill play the skin flute be a radio star im sick of keepin it real, and underground i want the sellout 10million fans radio flavor style even though we'll be played next summer show me a radio dick and ill show you a hummer Joey fell in love with a college girl she had a back pack and a pony tail she said her name was lisa but i do not know she drank cisco lemmonade and cherry jello i can put my buddy holly glasses on i can even sing one of his faggot songs i can wear checkered pants and never smile whatevers cool for your radio style joey fell in love with a college ...... the borish bumbling baboons have been baffeled in their journey to the music business each sonnit is more ridiculus than the last, their strides toward musical success are little more than a stummble into complete failure that was bullshit, what the fuck you think of something im sittin here trying to write hits your doing nothing you wrote the crunk shit but that didnt work it flopped on its ass, at least i tried though allright, aint no need to be fighting with each other we need to start talkin about relationships and lovers can you sing, no, neither can i to be radio stars we at least gotta try Girl, im gonna let you know on the radio i want to lick you from head to toe girl, your perfume, its smellin so sweet i wanna make love between the sheets girl, play my song, I'm about to fall off im a radio man, and i know I can't sing, yes I can give me one more chance and ill make you dance Chorus 5x girl, we'll make radio songs for radio fans we can't go wrong girl, so you fucked my boy, i dont give a fuck after years of endless attempts icp received almost no radio play finally, the 2 dimwitted idiots decided to stay with the wicked shit for life
MY AXE I Love my faygo, my nyquil pills, shaggy, i love my buddies, my hatchetman, but i love my axe My axe iz my buddy, i bring him when i walk me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh me and my axe cut bigot spinal chords in half My axe is my buddy, and when i wind him back me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack my axe is my buddy, i never leave without him me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain CHORUS 2x: everybody everybody everybody run murdering murdering murdering fun swing swing swing chop chop chop swing swing swing chop chop chop My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye (TYLENOL INTERLUDE) My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump me and my axe will leave you hoppin on a stump CHORUS 2x: interlude: look into the deadest tree, tell me baby wut you see don't you hear the branches cry, asking for the reasons why did they hang so many men, from the branches off of them why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way look into the moon's beem, can't you fathom wut it's seen bodies dragging from a truck, driven by a bigot fuck why you think the heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard skys aint no covering the tracks, thats why im here and oh yes My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head me and my axe will meake your white ???? red My axe is my buddy, you let that dixie wave me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave (TYLENOL INTERLUDE) My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees CHORUS 4X
IF in order, for one to metamorphisize, from one's inner self being projected out into the astral plane and to rematerialize into an inanamite object or another living organism for that matter is entirely and absouletly impossible, however if i was your tv i'd be like, look at me if i was shooting star i be like shooooom (peace) if i was a fat bitches thong i'd be like hell nah if i was a hotties thong i'd be like ahh if i was a cuss word i'd just be like, fuck if i was a rock on the moon i'd be chillin like sup if i was a butthole i'd just be an exit if i was the DOC i'd be like "man this is bull shit" if i was your tires on your car i'd be like (car noises) if i was the bumper on your car i'd be like ahh fuck if i was a balloon i'd be like (balloon losing air) if i was Alyssia Milano i'd be fucking Joe Bruce if i was a radio DJ i'd probably say, point 103 if i was a richie ass bitch i'd be like, um ok if i was spin magazine i'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this mother fucker if i was your mental stress i'd be catching up if i was your headaches every now and then I'd be like thuuummmp if i was your tounge i'd be hatin' your teeth i'd be like ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat? if i was a chair i'd be like sit here and if i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair if i was your muffler i'd be like shhh quietly if i was a price tag i'd be like you ain't buyin me if i was a fresh DJ i'd be like (scratching record) if i was jam master jay i'd be like(scratching record) if i was a cheap clock radio i'd be like (radio static) if i was barry white i'd be like what up ya'll if i was a nipple in the cold i'd be like (spring noise) if i was your dead uncle i'd be like if i was a rain drop i'd just be like (rain drop) and i had an axe and your neck i might say Chop Chorus If i was if i was but i'll never be (if i was if i was but i'll never be) If i was if i was but i'll never be (if i was if i was but i'll never be) If i was if i was boy your killing me (if i was if i was boy your killing me) If i was if i was but i'll never be (If i was if i was but i'll never be) If i was a faygo at one of our shows i'd fly through the air into an ocean of juggalo's if i was Andre the giant this is how i would be manly if i was father mc i'd be like yeah what happened if i was a mirror i'd find another mirror and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear if i was a slider i'd slid out your but, i'd be floating in the toilet looking at you like what? if i was a pilot i'd be like air traffic control if i was john denver i'd be like ahhhh if i was a switch i'd be like flip me yoohoo if i was a london cop car i'd be like (siren) if i was chewbacca i'd get me a fresh ass fade if i was vanilla ice i'd be like fuck yall i'm still paid if i was a stop sign i'd just be like stop if i was your wooden leg i'd still be giving you the hip hop Chorus 2x
LET'S GO ALL THE WAY Aint nobody jealous, everybody has they own nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam lookin at scrubby with a hottie on his side lookin at rich kids, poor kids, everybody together on the same side and they down to ride Lets go all the way (lets go all the way) lets go all the way (high) lets go all the way aint nobody left out, everybody gets to go it can never be too crowded, come on, we still pickin up some more dont nobody hate you, playahate you, the rain dont play at all gotta million hands to catch you cause they'll catch you and they neva catch you fall and we gotta worry all of ya'll Lets go all the way (lets go all the way) lets go all the way (high) lets go all the way never known sickness, no sickness, nobody has to die everythings answered, what didnt then we'll never have to wonder why won't nobody rush you, no hurry be as long as you wanna be can't you guess what this place is, your future make it a reality all you have to do is find the way Lets go all the way (lets go all the way) lets go all the way (high) lets go all the way (repeats until song ends)
LET A KILLA IM sick of this bull shit all these bitches thinking there the fuckin whip just cuz they got a neden fuck yer neden bitch! That's right an don't call me sex'est cuz I aint sex'est IM the sexiest but I aint sexist if IM sexist then IM the sexiest sexist bitch call me sexy sex sexy sexist! I see you hoes on TV glamorous models super celebrities Roles Royce fine wines and class You need to come down to the hood let me spank dat ass I want a famous hoe, A bitch on top with some helly bank role, I Been chasin a girl from letters to Cleo but she broke her neato, Mariah Carry man forget it if O.D.B hit it i cant fuck wit it! Nuttin against ole dirty or nuthin but I know he at least got herpies or something I wouldn't mind fucking Brittany Spears in a cheap hole tell wit them ceiling mirrors wit dat bitch in a couple of weeks I'd have her hooked on crack rock workin the streets All them hoes fantasize about juggalo scrubs in between they thighs, but they too scared to let it be so instead they fuck Ricky Martin and pretend its me! Chorus x2 Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you. let a killer fuck you right! Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you. Never gone back in the night. Huh? Lets see were to begin knock knock "whose there " a ball sac fir ya chin I be fuckin them business hoes that jock from them interns up to the presidents wife Now Shelly aint famous but I still put em in a bone through the glitzy glaze grabbin a j I don't give a fuck, But Clide walked in his jaw dropped down act like he never seen the butt cheeks of a clown I had the secretary on the top of the desk ass hole naked, I was in the cigar chest smokin up keepin blunts with the janitor fuck all them hoes that jock ask my manager business women in executive halls let yo head down an tongue slap my balls Some of them bitches are a little bit old dusty ass neden with a loopy foam Like this one chick I fucked in The dark I had the bitch moanin like a happy ass retard, We finished turn on the lights it was horrid Oh shit Sharon ozbourn! Chorus x2 Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you. let a killer fuck you right! Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you. Never gone back in the night. I wanna fuck Carmen Electra cuz shell fuck anybody first day she met ya but as soon as she fall off the map she on to the next guy like "sigh" baby let me fuck a famous hoe one night ill post the video up on our web site hehhe me an shaggy may might sit with the stars but ma boyz are out back break-in into your cars dumb hoes quite fuckin them richees wit silky shirts on turtle neck dickeys frenchies straight out the hair salon with a faggot ass name like Jean we the ones from the other side yellin "clown love bitch "!! IM the ghetto ride i wont take you on the expensive trip's but I'll part yo neden lips hehhe people whanna ride wit dem or us jaguar with ken or a simple bus fuck you den we don't need you hoes I.C.P forever with the juggalos Chorus x4 Let a killer fuck you. let a killer fuck you. let a killer fuck you right! Let a killer fuck you. Let a killer fuck you. Never gone back in the night. IM sic of this bull shit that's right you need to stay on TV because this is my reality but IM even sic of these hottys in the real world like at the beach i see you at the beach bitch wearing your thong bikini you one of those bitch beaches your one of them beaches at the bitch your one of them a you a bitch at the beach an IM sic of that shit an the bottom line is this IM a go to the motha fuckin bitch with my motha fuckan Speedo's on an IM a walk up an down the beach like SUP bitch shahaha bitch bitch ooh were gonna have fun hehehe ooh yeas
JUGGALO PARADISE im sweating again i always do i should probably take anotha pill or 2 in the mirror i see the face of frankenstein and that face is mine i go to work at subway slicin hams cut my finger off again (chop) i walk home try to dodge and hide from thugs that like to beat on scrubs i go through this all the time, though i call (j, where the fuck you at) (the mall) (did you get your ass stomped again) (naw,....yyesss,....so) nobody sees what i see do they? they just cast me inside put my away no friends, no style no place to go until i went juggalo Chorus 2x its all for you, its all for you, its calling you, its all thats left to do thats why its all for you look at me now man brain dead i can derail a fuckin train with my forehead i now live by the carnival deminions so muthafuck your opinions im a loonypath, i kill pedestrians family, neighbors, best of friends anybody, and if i dont kill em' i keep'em in my basement and drill'em just kiddin', all i really did was unlock the forbidden i just let my fuckin mind unwind i dont care what you think you dont intertwine fuck the world, fuck everybody in it even the sneaker pimps girl, id fuck her in a minute you can live to impress dress fresh bitch i dont care fuck everybody out there i smoke peace pipes with indian-war cheifs i steal jewels with chinese ninja theifs i catch whales like gupies and crushwalls i through giant ice bergs like snow balls i serve title waves, drink molten rock ill put a fuckin tornado in a headlock i go to italy and and straighten that tower and whatever the fuck i want with the juggalo power Chorus 2x its all for you, its all for you, its calling you, its all thats left to do thats why its all for you here i go again, another day dealing with these muthafuckin idiots at subway its ok, because i see behind it and i keep myself reminded none of these robots 95 puppets that i see are any better than me mothafucker there just strugglin in the world they chose im waiting on the wagons with my juggalos
CRYSTAL BALL Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Dark Lotus Family, Its Our World Lookin my crystal ball its allright Welcome, my curious sisters and brothers first, put a twenty in the jar with the others (thats right take a seat) aint no smokin in here, i need to keep my ball clear there spirits in there (whats your future, someone gonna shoot ya) will you get your girlfriend back, as if i know that i can only tell you where your soul is headed and will remain eternaly embeded, the rest forget it life is nothin but a test to clear did you have a heart while you where here and was it sincere? Your still unraveling your future right now what kinda person are ya bro, oh, where there you go you control your own muthafuckin' destiny i aint lettin' the devil get the best of me (im gonna make it into shanri-la) golden walls whats up with you check your own crystal balls Lookin my crystal ball its allright Layback, evolve, and Ill be alright lookin in my crystal ball im seein' thugs both catchin' and firein' slugs (paper for drugs) i see a man waiting on block cheese in my lawn (its the same old song) but when i look into everybodys faces (smile) there soul is headed other places and they aint worried about payin them dues down here (because they mothafuckin future is crystal clear) the focus switches to you and it ain't good all mad cause someone rolls up into the neighborhood check your self and the judgement was passed, yo, you be in hell (right up the ass-hole) it will get ya if ya let it pack your speedo's i hear its hot where you headed im trying to tell ya now (when the grimreaper calls) you dont wanna be asked out grippin' your crystal balls Lookin my crystal ball its allright x3 Layback, evolve, and Ill be alright look into my crystal ball its all black and everybodys frozen in time front to back their controlled by the matrix of mind, body and soul and im branded by the system of carnival freekshow i see the fame analyize cause nothin is the skyz its the same as seein the death in the demons eyes im high in my sites, from the truth of my crystal ball believe me when i say we comin for all of ya'll look deep into my crystal ball see the dead smokin on trees and drinking alchohol underneath the street beneath the concrete if you listen to the night you can hear my heart beat all painted up buried in a axe and shit juggalo love got each others backs and shit incased in glass for the whole world to see am i inside, or is the crystal ball inside of me Lookin my crystal ball its allright x8 Layback, evolve, and Ill be alright (fades out) rain comes down (Lookin my crystal ball its allright) repeats until song ends