INTRO
Right now a massive cloud is lingering over the city. Police say calls from
worried residents began pouring in this morning. Witnesses say it looked
like a large dark rain cloud that initially started over Hart Plaza, and
within hours the cloud spread. Now covering a large portion of the MidWest.
People in the effected regions say it looks like the workings of an
incredible thunderstorm. The bizaar weather events being linked to the cloud
including red lightning, black hail, and super hot gail force winds.
Meteorologists remain baffled as satelite pictures, and radar shows the
cloud continuing to expand. Experts say that at its current rate of travel
the entire nation will be completely covered in just a matter of hours.
Police are asking you to please remain indoors and not panic. The president
has ordered the military to be on emergency alert, and they stand by
powerless, forced to watch, wait. As the cloud expands many people are now
placing spiritual significance on it's appearance. Leaders from mainstream
religions and apocalyptic cults are declaring it to be anything from the
second coming. One grim consequence of man's abuse of nature. Fueling the
speculation are reports from across the country that the only light piercing
this churning, inky, shroud are beams of sunlight which are only falling on
places of worship all religions and denominations. As the cloud continues to
expand across the nation the rest of the world looks on with growing
concern.
TAKE ME AWAY
Welcome to the Dark Carnival
Violent J
Shaggy 2 Dope
The Insane Clown Posse
We'll live forever...live forever
Come join us...forever
Carnival awaits us...live forever
Take my hand...live forever
Take my hand...live forever
Shangri-La...live forever
Here go another clown song freeky and weird
I'm still preachin', I'm like Noah without the beard
I'm tryin' to spread the facts that I know for sure
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freek show
It's alright though, there's enough who do
And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here, I can promise you this
You'll never hear us rap about the typical bullshit
Bling bling, all the money they got
All the ice they wear, and all the people they shot
All the freaks they pull, and all the cars they drive
Only we rap about fuckin' a bee hive
You wanna keep it real, walk out your door
That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor
But the Dark Carnival will take your soul away
And give you mythical adventure in a magical way
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Please take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Come and take me away, take me away
Funhouse, freek shows, and murder-go-rounds
Fuck how you lookin', paint it up like a clown
Loosen up, let it go, you ain't gotta be tense
Faygo flyin' everywhere, FUCK makin' sense
And that's the beauty of it, look backstage
Ain't another group out here on the same page
Run with everybody or walk with our crew
And stand on the moon, face the world and say FUCK YOU
I ain't sitting out playin' that star biz
Put me in the ground where my juggalos is
Treat me special, I'ma leave your lip draggin'
We in this together waitin' on the same wagon
Let'em laugh now, let'em laugh for years
We'll see who's laughin' in the house of mirrors
Cause that's where I'm goin', and if you're not
Bump that other shit, and hear about the ends they got, hahaha
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Come and take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Please take me away, take me away
Live forever...Take My Hand...Forever...Live forever
Come take a journey through Heaven and Hell
See what we have to come, and share that story I tell
Walk hand-in-hand with the Devil and God
Let'em pull you in half, purgatory is odd
FUCK newspapers, FUCK magazines
FUCK A&Rs, and their ball-huggin' jeans
FUCK anybody tryin' to change our ways
As long as 6 Joker Cards got somethin' to say
I speak for the crazy, I speak for scrubs
I speak for the thugs pissin' in your hot tubs
I speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act
We like'em just like that
FUCK your Grammy's, FUCK your Music Awards
I strangle your host, with his microphone chord
Fuck anybody that ain't down with the clown
From now until milleniums after, I'm dead in the ground
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Come and take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Please take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Come and take me away, take me away
I live for, the Carnival
I die for, the Carnival
I pray for, the Carnival
Please take me away, take me away
FEARLESS
Are you scared? Are you scared, bitch?
Are you scared of ghosts? I'm not scared of ghosts.
As a matter of fact, I'll summon a ghost with this oujia board.
And as soon as it shows up, I'll slap it.
I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear, and take it's food
I'll mow the fuckin' lawn, of a land-mine field like what...boom
I'll roll an M-80 up in some papers, and smoke that shit up
I'll share a dirty heroin needle, with that dirty bitch Courtney Love
I'll run around the white house lawn, naked and screamin' and bustin' shots
at it
I'll scratch my back with a chainsaw...oh yeah...mmm...got it
I'll walk through Compton alone, sportin' Wranglers and a cowboy hat
I'll headbutt a fuckin' unicorn...c'mere bitch, ugh...damn
I'll stand on a stump, and let you trim my toenails with an axe
I'll sucker punch a gorilla, and try to run with a banana hangin' out my ass
I'll fuckin' become pen-pals with the unibomber, and let'em send me packages
I'll drive an ice cream truck through Ethiopia talkin' about
FREE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared?
What's the matter, what's the matter tell me are you fearless?
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared?
What's the matter, what's the matter, tell me are you fearless?
I'd let Sam Kinison borrow my car…if he was still around
I'll bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle tied on
I'll clench my butt cheeks shut, when a ruthless alien's tryin' to probe me
I'll receive and operation on my eye, while ridin' in a dune buggy
I'll finger fuck a toilet, and french kiss a light socket
I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice "Hi, I'm Jenny" Nah, no I wouldn't
I'll take all my clothes off, and run up and bear hug a cactus
I'll sneak up to Slick Rick, and snatch off his eye patch (lodi, dodi)
I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs, and spread a jelly fish on my toast
I'll fuckin' grease my ass off, and sit on top of a flag post
I'll shoot a game of pool with the grim reaper, and let'em beat me
I'll meet Jeffery Dalmer at some kind of bar, let'em take me home, and eat
me
No fear...
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared?
What's the matter, what's the matter tell me are you fearless?
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared?
What's the matter, what's the matter, tell me are you fearless?
I'll throw gang signs at the Boo-Yaa tribe, ups and downs like what
I'll hire Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, tell'em, Hey, do me up
I'll put my lips on an '81 Nova's exhaust pipe, and smoke that sucka
I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big, Red Lobster's tryin' to catch'em
I'll start a record label, and invest everything I got on MC Hammer (Can't
Touch This 2)
I'll wear a pink bikini thong, and walk right through the slammer
I'll take a chrome desert eagle 45, put it to the dome, and dump it
I'll pull a big ass bee hive out a tree, drop my drawers and dump it
No fear...
Chorus
RAINBOWS & STUFF
This one goes out to that special someone in my life
We all have someone special, this is for them
I like ice cream, cherry pie and lemonade with summer breeze
I like rainbows, leafy trails, and puppy dogs with bumble bees
I like cotton candy candy gum, and bumber cars, and carnivals
Golden skys, and hazle eyes, and sand in between my toes, but
Something tells me that I hate you
Something tells me I must kill you
You ain't shit but a slutty ass mother fucker
Slut you fucking whore, I fucking hate you
I like birthday candle cakes, and titty shakes with silicone
Secret whispers, and D-Loc's sister, and apple dips, and gingerbread homes
Faygo chills they give me thrills, and nyquil pills they make me smile
Hershey kisses, and happiness is something so bliss and yet all the while
Something tells me that I hate you
Something tells me I must kill you
Suck my fuckin dick fuck off
Go fuck you self you funky as beeatch
Come on, come on (bitch)
Come on, come on (bitch)
I fuckin hate you
Come on, come on (bitch)
Come on, come on (bitch)
If I was you I'd slap that bitces nipples shut
I like Shaggy, he's my friend I like his mom cause she's nice to me
Thank you J, I like you too, well its ok, were family
Raver chicks, and kung-fu flicks, and sugar sticks like lolly-pops
All of these things happiness brings
But my hatred for you dont stop bitch
Something tells me that I hate you
Something tells me I must kill you
WHUT
Wh, wh, whut
You don't like the way I am?
You don't like ICP & Twiztid?
This is whut
Always wit a hatchet...Whut,
Fuck you, fuck you
Dis da way I am
Whut?, whut?, whut?
I stay scrubby even though I'm paid, Whut?
Dropped out in the sixth grade, Whut?
Had syphallus three times, Whut?
Commited mad felony crimes, Whut?
Been a week I aint washed my ass, Whut?
Flunked outta special ed class, Whut?
I'd slap John Gotti right here, Whut?
Only he's locked up now so neeeea, Whut?
Carnivals beyond the dead, Whut?
Still attack you without my head, Whut?
Scrubatism I'm about, Whut?
Slappin Baywatch beauties in the mouth, Whut?
I stomp ghosts that think they hard, Whut?
Pickin' fights up at the graveyard, Whut?
You don't like me?
I make you sick?
Come here, and get a mouth full of dick,
Cause I am whut I am
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT?
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT?
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT?
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT?
I'll slap Michael Jackson's face off, Whut?
I spread herpes everytime I cough, Whut?
I got head lice in my armpits, Whut?
I sell nuclear bomb home kits, wh wh Whut?
In church I'll wrestle a nun, Whut?
Fuckin' twist her nipples and run, Whut?
I watch my neighbor in the shower,
Then waggle my dick for a half an hour,
I pour percacets in a bowl, Whut?
And eat'em like cereal, Whut?
I be that neighborhood creep, Whut?
Singin' voodoo chants in my sleep, ha
I put old ladies in head locks, Whut?
And run wit they ass for blocks, Whut?
I rent studios, and don't pay, wh wh Whut?
Come on Shaggy don't play
Mike, I am whut I am
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT?
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT?
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT?
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT?
Your mamas got a glass titty wit a screw on nipple, Whut?
Whut, yo mama live in a two story dorito bag,
She got a wooden leg wit a birdhouse in it,
Whut?, whut? whut?, whut? whut?
I walk around beggin' for change,
And kill mufuckas who look at me strange, Whut?
Psychopathic down till I die, Whut?
I'll light a cigarette, and put it out in your eye, Whut?
Smoke until my lungs explode, Whut
And punch you, and ya moms, and call ya dad a hoe, Whut?
I don't give a fuck if ya hate, Whut?
Just don't let me catch you hangin' out on my side of the gate, Whut?
I talk to the dead on the phone, Whut?
If you aint dead leave me the fuck alone, Whut?
I call myself a juggalo, Whut?
And scream it everywhere that I go, JUGGALO
Twiztid serial killas comin' to town, Whut?
Dark Carnival and down with the clown, Whut?
Twiztid Freek Show, wicked clown Bizaar, Whut?
Check ya self cause we are who we are bitch, Whut?
I be whut I wanna be
I act how I wanna act
I see whut I wanna see
I smack who I wanna smack
Mike, get the guitar
I do whut I wanna do, da da da
I go where I wanna gooooo
Fuck you, you, you, and you
Forever I'm a JUGGALOoooo
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT?
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT?
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT?
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT? Shaggy
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT? Twiztid
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? Dark Lotus
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT? Jump Steady
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT?
I be whut I wanna be, WHUT?
I act how I wanna act, WHUT?
I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? Tom Dub
I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT?
I do whut I wanna do, WHUT?
I go where I wanna go, WHUT?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT?
Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT?
STILL STABBIN'
Hey..hey
Umm…I still have a problem.
If it's ok with…them, you know…there..them
The Dark Carnival in general.
It's the whole stabbin' thing again…It's…
I stab people, like everyday folks
Skinny people any people I chop off their throats
My stabbin's are ninja, like very quickly, HEY
By the time you feel it I'm like 3 blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
Now I stab people and drive away, I'm like put put put put
I do a show and stab people at the same time ???
I stab bear cage security guards in the back of the neck
I love Waffle House, I stab people there
They're so shitty and dumpy they don't even care
I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard remember them?
Well I cut their fuckin' drummer's arm off, you can ask him
Leroy Owen, the president of Island
I'm at a business meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin'
I jumped up to stab'em, but he kicked my ass
17th floor they threw me out through the glass
Help me! FUCK YOU!
Fuckin' help me! FUCK YOU!
I need you to help me! FUCK YOU!
Somebody come and help me! FUCK YOU!
Jehova's Witnesses I swear man, I love'em
They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above'em
Puncture wound victims, right to my door
Come back mothafucker…I'll stab you some more
One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best
I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex
I stabbed Tony Schivane the commentator guy
Before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed'em in the eye
I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match
He was like "What are you doing?" I said FUCKIN' RELAX!
I stabbed'em again and again, I jumped out and ran
Everybody chased me, catch me if you can
I tried to stab my own brother, bad for my health
He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' myself
I stab cabby drivers, right through the thick glass
Ginsu built to last…
Slice'em up, slice'em down,
Side to side and all around,
They don't hate, they don't care,
Ginsu swingin' everywhere (repeat)
I saved up my money, and I went and saw the Lilith Fair
I started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them there
I took off my thong, and I jumped in the pit
But there wasn't any pit it was only me and that was it but soooo what
I was throwin' myself all over the floor
Sara McLaughlin was on stage I said YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!
One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass
Stabbed'em all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood
But it's so hard to sleep because of the muffler
rmmmm bmmmm I HATE THAT FUCKER!
I did a song with 3-6 Mafia, them guys are the shit
We went to their studio and I started rockin' it
After the session, they all left up outta there
But I stayed behind, and stabbed the engineer
Can you help me? FUCK YOU!
You gotta help me. FUCK YOU!
I need you to help me! FUCK YOU!
Mutha fuckin help me! FUCK YOU!
Nah man, fuck you! FUCK YOU!
Fuck all of you! FUCK YOU!
You better fuckin' help me! FUCK YOU!
Heeelllpppp meeeeeee!
Slice'em up, slice'em down,
Side to side and all around,
They don't hate, they don't care,
Ginsu swingin' everywhere (repeat)
TILT-A-WHIRL
Welcome to the Tilt a Whirl
All you motherfuckers are gonna die
Everyone, you dyin' everyday, (Eehh), Constantly!
I Kill myself, right mother fuckin' now, and still won't die (Try me)
Wicked Clownz, (Never), Never die, What!
Oh my, goody look a chicken
Keep your money here's a ticket
Hold up keep your kid's out here
They to young to play in there
Step right up now, strap em in
Lock it tight under his chin
Clamp his arms up to his side
Its gon' be a helly ride
Now if you mis-place an item
Psychopathic sure ta find em
If you loose your nugget yo'
Hatchet ain't responsable
Look and wonder if you will
Cause we about to rip and kill
Think about your every sin
As our Tilt-a-Whirly spins
They, Gon', Die. Die!
They, Gon', Die. Die!
Looky look a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want
Fuck the line put him up front
Welcome to our spectical
Carny rides excentrical
Hope you like it even though
Have to mingle with the poor
Here you go sir, have a seat
You got take this ride, it's neat
Tell ya now the ride is fast
Might want me to hold your cash
Were gonna spin until your soul
Leaves your body dead and cold
Tilt-a-Whirly sprayin blood
All over the neighborhood
They, Gon', Die. (Were gon' watch you die) Die! (were gon' watch you all
die)
They, Gon', Die. (You deserve to die) Die! (time for you to die)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Ho-wee)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Ride)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Eh)
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up
Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it, Get up on it (Ride)
Welcome buddy, what you did?
Like to punch up on your kid
Scoot all them dead bodies down
We gon go another round
Excuse us while we clean up here
Pile them up over there
Strap em up and start the show
This time speed it up some mo'
Tell me any last request
Before your guts rip out your chest?
Fuck all that, don't give em nuttin'
Slap his ass and press the button
Fair enough, another down
Carnival dont fuck around
Fire up the Tilt-a-Whirl
And we'll see you all in hell
They, Gon', Die. (I'm gon' watch you die) Die! (Time for you to die)
They, Gon', Die. (You deserve to die) Die! (I will watch you die)
(In background)(Round and Round and Round you go)
Yo, the Dark Carnival will never die
I mean that's all we do is think about dying
We wish we die, We hope we die
The only problem is, we ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker!
They, Gon', Die. (I'm gon' watch you die) Die! (Everybody die)
They, Gon', Die. (I will watch you die) Die! (time for you to die)
They, Gon', Die. (I'm gon' watch you die) Die! (I will watch you die)
They, Gon', Die. (You deserve to die) Die! (Everybody die)
WE GIVES NO FUCKS
"I think it's the heart's desire for every person in America and Canada to
succeed," Worldwide…yeah. "Success is one thing that's the motivating force
behind many men," Amen. "And tonight I want to speak in a way that you'll
realize that God ordained every one of his creations to be successful."
Look at this, millionare, suave, definitely paid, lemonade, stock market
played, marinate in shade, top craze, bitches blowin' up phones, I walk by,
never lie, I'm the type of guy with sparkles in my eye, rollin' by, BMW,
never take the truck with your kid, who what where, over there, with the
diamond sinclare, looky there, everywhere I stay flossin' them things, I'm
like bang, bling bling bang, chingy bling blang, what the fuck bitch, hurry
up and suck, move along, c'mon, until it's gone, get the fuck out the room,
I'm rollin' chrome, 700 spoke, whicky whicky what, keep your hungry mouth
shut, cuz I'm livin' it up!
Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars,
we gives no fuck! Baby baby, we gives no fuck! Hey, we gives no fuck!
7-digit bank, we gives no fuck! Mad paid, we gives no fuck! Whoo, we gives
no fuck!
7 figure bank, what you think, bitch you tickle me pink, you lookin' rank,
coulda stank, still I did ya (spank spank), whore is dank , cuz I'm livin'
like a video, fuckin' every shitty hoe you know, call me jigga-liggy-lo,
fuck the juggalos, escort, billion dollar drop, non-stop, from my pop, never
need to cop a mop, what you got, get the fuck off my block, I call the cop,
with your fuckin' hippy hop, whooee whooee chop chop, tryn'a marry me, rich
until they bury me, stop it cuz you're scarin' me, with all that jive, clap
clap, take you back to where your whack crack neighborhood at, cuz look-ee
jack, cuz where we at, we havin' none of that!
Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars,
we gives no fuck! Baby baby, we gives no fuck!
Want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, we gives no fuck! 7-digit bank, we gives no fuck! Mad paid, we gives no
fuck! Whoo, we gives no fuck!
Pow, let me show you how, ??? where ya really now, cash cow, cheddar wow,
dig it y'all, wicky wild wild, wait a minute y'all, I might've over-did it
y'all, forget it, I'll admit it, can't get it, cuz I'm greedy greedy greedy,
fuck the needy, fuck the treaty, line'em up and pow pow, clicka pow pow,
click click, chicka pow pow, bang bang, ching ching, bang, ching-a-ling
bang, pow pow, chicka bang bang, chicka chicka bang!
Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars,
we gives no fuck! Baby baby, we gives no fuck!
Want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me
Hey, we gives no fuck! 7-digit bank, we gives no fuck! Mad paid, we gives no
fuck! Whoo, we gives no fuck!
Want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me Want you to
hate me, want you to take me, want you to kill me!
PLEASE DON'T HATE ME
I gotta tell him, i gotta be a man and handle my business i know he's
gonna hate me, i gotta call'em what up dawg, what you been up to Oh yeah,
well thats cool, check it out me and you, we been down for a while right we
been here and there, we been pretty tight somethin happened last night that
you might get upset about but hear me out, i didnt mean nothin buy it, im
gonna make this quick i gave your momma this dick i dunno how it happened i
just know my nuts and her itch was slappin i was over there mowin' the grass
and i could feel her eyes all up on my ass and then i went inside to make a
phone call and there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra one thing
just led to another next thing you know i was but-fucking your mother Please
dont hate me but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me
i never said i loved the hoe please dont hate me but i been fuckin your
mother loose lately please dont hate me you never should have trusted a
juggalo Dont hang up, i still got more your momma gives head like a herion
whore i wasnt thinking about you as my bud when she spread my but cheeks and
went for the milkdud we broke out with your grandpa's gin and got drunk, i
fucked her with a bowling pin she's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
your mommas one of my favorite sluts she likes lickin from the back of my
balls to the tip of my dick with one big lick she calls me her big teddy
bear i chase her around in my underwear i admit i like spanking her but i
used your sock though to catch my nut dont worry, i put it back, i knew i
better thats why your toes been stickin together Please dont hate me but i
been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me i never said i
loved the hoe please dont hate me but i been fuckin your mother loose lately
please dont hate me you never should have trusted a juggalo maybe they call
you a termihater if this was a swamp youd be a allihater you could use a
could glass of haterade sure come on up, take the elehater your moms ass
looks like oatmeal yo its bumpy and grainy, i like the feel though and i
aint trying to diss her either im only sayin i wish you would trim her
beaver some every hair is like a foot long bitch looks like a werewolf
wearing a thong sometimes its allright with me though i dont mind as long as
i can find the b-hole and your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin here i am
stuffin her muffin not to mention the pickle buffin and i hope me and you
are still cool im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
and we plan on fuckin again, allright, ill talk to you again Peace EMINEM
(Jesus someone got fucked up nigga) Please dont hate me but i been fuckin
your mother loose lately please dont hate me i never said i loved the hoe
please dont hate me but i been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont
hate me you never should have trusted a juggalo Please dont hate me but i
been fuckin your mother loose lately please dont hate me i never said i
loved the hoe please dont hate me but i been fuckin your mother loose lately
please dont hate me you never should have trusted a juggalo
Behind The Paint Remember me bitch, 8th grade ball park, skinny ass
well-fare aid Utsler and Bruce brothers we was the shit dungeons dragons and
bruce lee flicks quit school, nobody missed us, nobody hugged and kissed
us, only dissed us now look at these beautiful model type high class women
takin' my dick in em' you dont remember my kind in class the whipped out
freak starrin' at your ass never had the courage to even say hi, only smell
your perfume vapors as you walk by im the scrub that never crossed your mind
now your flashing your titties at me waitin in line and thats fine, while
your working your charm look beneath the paint bitch, its the scrubs who won
look at him, the same pair of pants and that shirt again an outcast, i knew
i had to do something figure out a way to make something out of nothin open
up shop, got what you need speakers, clothes, cd's or bags of weed but that
shit got me nowhere except jail me and all my homies to broke to make the
bail so now we're right back at the place we started chuckles and laugh the
second we turn our backs assed out, but we was like "fuck yall" we got each
other and the drop of the homie call look at us now bitch, holdin' platinum
all up on my dick, but im the same as back then forget the money and fame
because beneath the paint lifes just as it always was another girl, i dont
dare to confide in playing that role, it hurts inside here i am thinking she
wants me she only wants that killer on her cd just when i couldnt feel any
worse bitch asked me if i could paint my face first the day i finally get to
leave this land behind the paint will be the shell of a used up man behind
the paint will be the shell of a used up man the shell of a used up man the
shell of a used up man behind the paint will be the shell of a used up man
the shell of a used up man the shell of a used up man nothing left but the
shell of a used up man nothing left but the shell of a used up man behind
the paint will be the shell of a used up man the shell of a used up man the
shell of a used up man repeats until song ends
MY HOMIE BABY MAMA
I don't know. She ain't even looking that good.(kinda fat) Even so, i think
i'd probably fuck her if i could.(kinda fat like that) It's just sumpthin
bout the way her titties swing around.(boing) Wiping poo-poo of they babie's
butt, i think i wanna take her down Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma I'm
attracted to the helly drama,2x Man this is some muthafuckin bull shit, You
talkin bout you wanna fuck my girl, man we raising a baby together, that's
some bull muthafuckin shit. (MADROX) I got coupons bitch, dollar fifty off
at chucky cheese Got ya similax formula, just baby fuck me please goo goo ga
ga, i make ya baby laugh (Don't u like the way my ugly face looks) But when
baby go nite nite, u gonna hafta to come up with some ass Wanna fuck my
homie's babie's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama,2x I'm tryin to look
out for you and your baby, that's why i'm telling you about him cheating on
you. I ain't even like that, come here lemme hold you Watchin Jerry
Springer all fuckin day,your baby rolling you a joint (lookie momma, i
packed it with the good shit) I told you if you let me hit it, i take you
both to see the point. (but the neden wasn't all that, so forget it) Rubber
binkies (binkies) food, all over the floor am i gonna help you clean it?,
I'm out the fuckin door (gotta go, and i wont be back no more) Wanna fuck
my homie's babie's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama,2x(I already
fucked you babie's momma How the fuck you gonna fuck on me bitch i dont even
belive this shit you gonna fuck him in my bed, what the fuck (he said he
loved me) Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma I'm attracted to the helly
drama,4x(I already fucked your babies mamma (I would fuck your babie's
momma's momma)
THE PENDULUM'S PROMISE
What did I do? Tell me…tell me what did I do?
Tell me…NOTHIN'! I did nothin' wrong! Tell me. Nothin'!
Look at that guy over there he's so skinny
He'd prolly suck my dick for a penny
That's fuckin' nasty what kinda bitch does he get
The kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip
Pushin' all that trash in his shopping cart
Musta smoked himself into a retard
No shoes thick-ass calloused-up toes
Frozen boogers all up under his whisky nose
The motherfuckers ass is prolly molded shut
Bet he's got tadpoles livin' on his butt
I fuckin' don't understand these people
No kinda class
Somebody needs to beat they ass
I wanna tell him GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOCK!
I wanna beat his face in with a rock!
He ain't good for shit, but bringin' our property down
Draggin' his funky ass around
He's starvin', sportin' a pair of troop sweats
Hands dried and cracked up like the Sahara
Wantin' everyone's affection
Wait a minute, that's me, I'm lookin' at my own reflection
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and…
Where the fuck is this bitch, she makes me sick
I'm guessin' right now she's got a mouth full of dick
I know she fucks on me, who needs proof
She prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth
I bet she fucks people in my own bed
He wears my slippers while she's givin'em head
Look what I do, I get away with it
What the fuck makes me think that she ain't never did it
Last time I beat her ass wasn't shit
Fat lips ain't nothin', this time I'm breakin' somethin'
She's gonna learn not to gimme any hassle
I'm the king, I make the money, I work at White Castle!
I'm the one who…failed in life
I'm the one who takes it out on my wife
She don't cheat, who am I tryin' to fool
I shoulda done this to myself long ago (BOOM!)
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and…
This is the 3rd time you've come before me
You think you're the shit, you wanna ignore me
I told you last time I'd put you away
I don't give a fuck what you say, obey me
I am the overseer, a special being
Raise when I walk in the room, me and God are a tag team
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I could say it all day
I swear to God you say one motherfuckin' thing to me I'll put you away
I might not be God but I'm the next best thing
Honor your honor, hail me as a king
You die, he gets life, she pays, he's free
See your destiny is all up to me
"All Rise" You heard it, loud and clear
But today, I take a load off in that electric chair
I chose to play God, and judge you well
Now I'm the one that's been sentenced to hell
*Repeat chorus and last line till fade*
HIDDEN TRACK
TWIZTID YO MAMA What up Y'all? What up y'all? Aight Bitch yo
mama work at KFC Talkin' bout she ain't no chicken head Bitch, yo deaf ass
mama got 3 ears and still can't hear shit Bitch yo mama got 11 fingers and
15 toes and still can't count to 26 what Bitch yo ho ass mama's titties so
saggy they sag on the carpet got rugburn Bitch I signed yo mama titties in
the instore booth Bitch yo mom still think she da bomb cuz she was a back up
dancer for Menudo Bitch you mama ain't got no thumb and broke as hell talkin
about she gonna hitchike to work to save money Man you muthafuckin mama look
like Julio Iglesias I pictured the bitch as a young gary busey myself The
bitch got a eyepatch talkin about "Who you callin long john silver?" I see
yo mama sittin up on the (Undertreachers?) chewin on a soggy ass hushpuppy
with a drinkass Bitch Thats why all the kids call yo mama Smelly Leg Man yo
Mama smell like cigarette butts and jalapeno dip RIGHT HERE I been to
spokane wa right here right here I been to Deluth MN right here right here I
been to Canton OH right here right here Rude Boy! Come in here! Everywhere
right here right here I been to Wichita Mass right here right here Sing it I
been to Las Vegas right here 'get in front o the mic' right here I been to
.......... right here 'Yuh' right here I been to LA right here right here I
been to Newark NM right here right here 'Go up an octave' I been to Flint MI
right here right here 'like this' I been to spokane wa right here right here
oh yeah I been to Deluth TX right here riiiiiiiiiiiiight here I been
*chuckle* I been to Atlanta Ga right here C'mon right here I been to Savanah
GE right here right here hold up hold up I been to Templeton right here
Wheres that at? Uhh, in missouri I been to Templeton MO right here right
here keep goin up I been to San Diego right here right here Everybody I
been to Boston Worchter right here I been over here and over there I been
over there and over here and everywhere I been east coast and west coast I
been to europe I been to london with the cop cars that go weeooh weeooh
weeooh holy shit Cops in england dont carry guns they dont got no guns right
here Right here right here right here right here right here Right there I
been to newark New Jers.. see in that room right here I don't want my album
to end I don't want it to end right now I want you to know I love you I
want you to know I love you Juggalo! Juggalo! Shaggy ain't here he's doin a
radio interview right now. We're in Denver sh..oh shit here comes rude boy
with the drums right here right here I been to Jackson missisippi right here
right here you sing ill play I been ot florida right here right here i been
to sanfran right here right here YOU ALREADY SAID THAT I been to tuscon az
right here right here i been to pittsburgh right here cleveland philly I
been to ECW before flintown why you want flint to take your picture I been
to right here alright hes getting mad c'mon alright we're comin out I been
to spokane wa right here I been to spokane wa right here I been to spokane
wa right here I been to spokane wa right here I been to spokane wa right
here I been to spokane wa right here I been to spokane wa right here I been
to spokane wa right here Riiiiiing Riiiiiing Hullo? hey sup what you
doin jus writin some shit uhm whos all over there uh just this bitch who
what bitch that same fuckin slut i did stuff with why aint ya ever hook me
up cause she aint got no fucking girls man huh cause she aint got no
fucking girls fuck you tryin ta school me with that shit I aint got no hook
ups listen what make like a minute long song yeah thats what im workin
on and then like uh just bring the cassette in dont bother bringin draggin
all that equipment in all i gotta do is bring in like fuckin one thing if
you want it to like sound good but if you just want like cassette quality i
can jsut put it on cassette no what im sayin ahhh blllblllhblllsette
blllh'msayin hey i got one peice of e that records at all you know what im
sayin? its like a its like its like an A Dub but its like digital
bllbllligitabblla dij it uhl fuck you man *jay laughs* hey i can put it on
cassette bblllbutsette so what the fuck man? aight bring it in tomorrow
what time what time we goin in there tomorrow uhhhh we go in there when we
go in there what time do you wanna show up there we got studio...i mean we
gotta plane flight at 7 at 7 right 7 oclock so prolly like 2 we be up in
that bitch like 1-2 1-deuce one o'clock aight 40 aight peace check
Necks: We Snappin em bend em in half with some record time speeds vertebra
champions Nedens: We bangin em throwin our wangs in em, bustin nuts then we
hangin em REcords: WE breaken em standards we makin em gold and platinum
plaques we takin em Industrys: We conquered em stomped em psycopathic rydas
theres no stoppin em Juggalos: We flow with em cut a bowl with em ICP and
Juggalos on the same mission Juggahoes: We butcher em juggalo foot in em,
put em on trial electric chair cookin em The Dead: We beneath em and too
deep to reach em muthafackos in china cant see us Carnivals: Seats left and
until then only one jokers card left to the end to the end to the end to
the end to the end to the end to the end to the end to the end to the end
to the end to the end to the end to the end to the end to the end to the end
Everything there is to do is done not one fuckin thing left out not one
Fuck G's Juggalos with the purple round We've conquered it all WICKED CLOWN
Everything there is to do is done not one fuckin thing left out not one
Fuck G's Juggalos with the purple round We've conquered it all WICKED CLOWN
Everything there is to do not one fuckin thing left out Fuck G's Juggalos
with the We've conquered it all Wicked Clown! Note from Rob VanWinkle
Ehhhh And just when ya thought it was over we wrap it all up with a word
from Vanilla Ice himself "Your greasy ass camel cock breath mama is so
fuckin poor she gotta suck cock for crack" and there ya go ahhhh Bizaar
