(DON'T FORGET THE LINKS AND THE GUESTBOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!!) It is not exactly know how RHION was born...but here is what some people think.
About 52 years ago, a gay man was working at a farm where he milked cows.
The man got horney over the cows and began sucking on their
utters. After the man drank all the milk he got all boozed up and went to his
grandmothers house. He made love to the old woman and a boy was born.
When the boy was born they accidently hit him in the head with a shovel
and dropped him off of a two story building, which ultmimatley re-shaped the boys head.
As the boy grew up he chewed on lots and lots of rocks and it made his teeth cruddy,chipped,
and bent into strange shapes. When the boy turned 7 they decided to give him a name, and it
was a horrible name. One night his parents started drinking beer. After they drank two crates
of beer they came up with a name. And RHION was created. As a teenager he accidently
picked up a couple concrete blocks and repeatedly smashed them into his skull, mis-shaping
his skull even more. When he was about 20 years old, he started hanging out with the
"bad crowd" he vandalized neighborhoods while flashing little boys with his inch long
dick. In his late twenties and early thirties he cleaned up his act. He joined and helped
out less fortunate kids from third world countries such as Canada. Well anyway
people thought he helped out these kids when secretly he took advantage of them.
After being with so many kids about 10 years later at the age of 40 he discovered he had Anal
Warts. Nobody wanted to be around him and they had good reasons too. *Refer to image
at top of the site*. The next 5 years he boozed himself to sleep every night waking up in
puddles of his puke. Then he started buying puppies, lots and lots of puppies. It is said
that he was attracted to these puppies and after he was sexually done with them, he killed
them and tossed them into his neighbors yard. *sorry PETA people* 2 years ago he
gave birth to a son after screwing a goat,a horse, and a rabbit. His sons name
is Jennifer (Don't ask), but Jennifer's nickname is PonyBoy. Today he lives in his quiet little house
down in Arkansas where he is happily married to 4 of his cousins, 2 of his
daughters, his son, and 7 puppies
(click on the links at the bottom of this page for more RHION stuff!!!).
