Rob's
(REALLY OUTDATED) Bad Ass Home Page
EXTENDED!!!!
May 2nd - May
5th
It’s not too late to
see yours truly in
The Critics LOVE KILLING
JAR JAR
To read more
on the play and to fan feedback click HERE
Read the rave
reviews!!!
Behold!
My Head Shot
Entertainment
resume, and info about other upcoming projects to follow
People Are Sheep XII:
This goes out to the critic from
Time Out New York who said that Killing Jar Jar wasn’t very good. Not only did
he call it “amateurish”, he went so far as to say that Sci-Fi fans and Sci-Fi
fans alone *MAY* get a chuckle out of it.
Yeah well…Eat me.
Read the reviews. The ones
posted here. I’m not making this shit
up.
The play is doing so POORLY it
was EXTENDED for another week. Truly a sign of how bad it is. What you mean the
head of the NY Star Wars fan club loved it? You mean that audiences leave every
night with a huge smile on their faces?
But how? It isn’t at the
Knitting Factory. There isn’t a velvet rope and a snotty bouncer to grease to
get past to get in to it.
Oh I’m sorry. The play isn’t written
with trust fund millionaires in mind. How could TIME OUT NY give it a good
review?
I’ve never met anyone who considers
TIME OUT NY a good read. I must be out of touch. That OR I know the difference
between a good time and pretensions bullshit.
Other Interesting Links
PRO GEEK MOVEMENT Conspiracy theory and Guido bashing Galore
Official Chris Jericho Home Page Triple H can barely move, The Rock’s making movies,
Austin is PO’ed and Hogan is 80. He’s still *MY* UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!!!!
Adam's REALLY Bad Web Page What cha gonna do, When Monaco runs wild on you????
Wasted Chicks
Liz *still*hasn’t shown up here yet, but I have time. And pics…oh yes I do…
REVENGE
OF YAR’s REVENGE Yar FINALLY
gets HIS revenge on the more popular Atari 2600 Characters
Goth Chicks Like To Fuck COMING SOON
The previously promised SHIT LIST
5) Goth Club drama: Save it for your mama. I just wanna see chicks in their
undies
4) My Girlfriends
Roomate: Nothing like being broke because your Girlfriend’s roommate
is a putz.
3) All phone
companies: Must be nice to do nothing for your customers and get paid
for it. Sprint PCS = bad
service, high rates. MCI you can’t get
a bill from and AT
& T can’t read their own offer letters. Verizon? Shit, they rate their own entry.
2) Verizon: Like I said,
they’re the kings of the rip offs. Check your bill. They charged me $8 a month
just for a dial tone. YOU DIDN’T MISREAD THAT $ 8 a month for a DIAL TONE.
1) Half my “friends”: Or rather the
ones who said that’d see the play and haven’t. I support YOUR crap. Ian says
you suck a dick too.
Quote of the Week:
”Anytime I can get two of my friends alone in a room with chocolate syrup and hand cuffs I’m a happy man”.
-Ian (Referring to his matchmaking skills)
FINALLY Updated (somewhat) on
3/14/03
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Graphic by Vlad
