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I am a new board member and I am being harassed by certain members who call themselves "vets" although they don't have a veterain's User Level status. I wanted to bring it to you're attention of some of the troublemakers seeing as I can't mark messages. I've taken the liberty of quoting some of their rude remarks directed at me. Here are some examples: In The Topic: Otis is getting on everybody's nerves!!! I SAY LET'S DESTROY HIM!!! gassnake said: “He's being such a little bastard” Reason: Insulting another board member ---------------------------------------- In The Topic: lT'S TlME TO TAKE OUT OTIS THE TERRIBLE DOWN!!!!!!!! Super Saiyan Goko said: “*carrying a sledgehammer*” WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?! Reason: Proclaiming War On Me (Trolling) --------------------------------------- And here are the names of a few other board members that you might need to check out: FThaMan gassnake Frankishy 2001 Shadow 37 satoniclysonic MAOnnaise Super Saiyan Goko Musky MRMs itummastoo & Finally PotSmokinMonkie I Hope The Mods Read This And Do Something About This riffraff. For The Good Of The Board....Thank You For You're Time. --- Face My Wraith Of Harsh Coolness.

This was before I really cared about marking and I simply wanted to request help from certain friends. Before my friends could help me it was deleted by a currupt individual...oh well life goes on and I had much more fun on that board afterwords.

There are twelve bug-eyed dogs outside my window pane...four of the dogs circle the picket fence...one of the dogs stands in the garden dressed as a law enforcement officer...I over heard that three of the dogs went for cheeseburgers...there is also another bug-eyed, hairless dog on the driveway proclaiming that he is the only "Lord of the Dance"...I also see a three legged bug-eyed dog dressed as a jester leaping on the hood of my car, shouting obscenities...but the two bug-eyed dogs that really disturb me are the ones sitting right outside my window pane, one has a bomb...the other holds a phonebook......................help meeeeeeee...

What a brilliant topic of mine...

Does anyone else like shopping for cars I know I sure don’t. A few days ago I went to my local Electronics Boutique to find an alternative to the completely useless Brady Games strategy guide for FFX. Well there’s a guy that works in there who reminds me of the Comic Book store guy on the Simpson’s, you know the one. Well anyway he told me about this cream colored pinto, and I said yeah why not it would be a good change to trade in my ford probe. So, I was going up to Crazy Aukmed’s house of autos, and I swear the guy must have seen me coming from a mile off, because what he stuck me with is just ludicrous. I go there and I’m telling him I want to trade in my probe for the pinto, but then he starts trying to convince me of what I can afford…don’t you hate that when they try to tell you what you can afford like they know anything about you financially, just because you walk up there with shabby clothes, and mismatched shoes with a haircut you did yourself they think they know how much money you make…but anyway, he told me not to worry he had something “special” just for me. So, he told me to wait right there and went to his garage to get this special surprise. Finally after thirty minuets Aukmed immerges with a gigantic hamster the size of a wormy mule. I was not very happy with this but I figured it’s better than a ford probe with 800,000+ miles on it. He told me her name was Bertha, she likes oats and apple cores. So, he saddled her up and I rode home.

I'm Clinically Sane You Know. {*_*}

I blame you mods for this! You wanna know why?! Cause today when I was making my pizza, I thought about when you guys modded one of my messages and made me rather angry! Well......guess what?! I couldn't concentrate on anything else and my pizza burned!!! The crust is supposed to be a golden brown....but it's NOT........it's a chalky black!!! I demand restitution! Don't you realize the repercussions that happen when you mod unjustly.....well don't you?! This aggression will not stand! It will not stand man!! So I demand that "The Company" give me coupons for a free pizza! If you do not comply, I will scream! And SCREAM I shall!!

Posted on the Help Board...can you believe they never gave me my free pizza? {-_-}

My theory is: After she discovered it was all a simulation put forth by the Patriots. She realized there was no spoon. And not trying to bend the spoon for that would be impossible, instead she only tried to realize the truth...What truth you ask? There was no spoon, so it's not the spoon that bends, it is only you're self. So, in my opinion the little "gizmo" served as the spoon...or wait, were the missiles the spoon...NO, the truth was the spoon and the dish ran away with it...but where does that leave the cow?...Oh, that's right the cow could see the moon, even in the storm, pale as death, and had a bad feeling about the mission. So, the cow is Gurlukavich all along...So, Ocelot was the dish and he ran away with the spoon, or the "gizmo" as it were...Boyk!! I sure am happy I cleared that up. Wait a minuet..."Boyk".

This was on the main board and was about the "plot" to MGS2...involving Olga.

Does this sound like you? "I just got my new Star Wars™ Hans Solo action figure with detachable hair piece" "I can bench press 450lb. YEAH yeah YEAH yeah YEAH pump it up!!!!" "I'm a master in Tai Kwon Do, Ju Jitsu, Kempo, and Self Taught Martial Arts" "Raiden can kick Snake's butt, cause I look like Raiden...I'm so hot." "OMG, I love that video game babe because she's got the body of Brittany Spears, and the intelligence of Princess Leia" "Weezer is tha bomb! Weezer...Weezer...Weezer!!!" "I just got my new Geforce card installed today...mmmmga" "Lords Of The Rings™ is what Dungeons & Dragons™ should have been" "I can't believe you don't know the deference between a Hobbit and a Gnome.....I should cast Ultima on you" "I have more User Level Points than you so you obviously have no ideaaa what you' re talking about."

It's true it does sound like all of them at The Land Of Harsh Coolness! {^_^}

{o_0}*Harmonica starts*{~_~} There once was a good ol' boy by the name of Otis. Tweddle....deee....tweddle..dee.....dumb..dooly...dooly! Lived in a shack that he built by himself. Dilly.....dilly....shooooo...hawwwwwww! Never had friends cause he had a drippin' eye. Hummmmm......dittle...dittle! Got himself a cow what was named Billy Rolly. Donk.....dinky...dinky..donk! Bought one a them fancy com-poot-erz. Boooom......dingy...dingy..dowwwwgggg! He went on a gaming board some where far away. Buuuuuuu..duuuuuuuu.....buu..duu! And made um all cry at the end of the day. Shoooly......shooly.....wooooo...woo! We love you Otis!!!!!

~The Official Ode To Otis~ {o_o}

!!Attention everyone!! I just got my new "better" computer today!!!!! {^_^} My dad wrote down all the hardware that's in this sucker, so I thought I might share it with you all: p4 2.4gig mother board combo rambus 1gig sb audigy 5.1 platinum DVD-rom/burner combo 56x16 cd-burner usb 40x12x48 G4 TI-4600 160 gig hard drive 2nd 40 gig hard drive full server 10 bay tower with 500 watt p/s win xp pro 19 inch flat screen monitor & TV projection So far that's all he's got in it, but I'll keep you all updated of any new enhancements. {*_*}

It even has a coster drive to set drinks in. {*.*}

I said **** YOU!!! So if you don't like it *** **** you can just **** my **** you miserable little *****!!! Nobody's perfect you ******* *** ****, so I slipped so what?! Don't make me rip the skin off you're face and **** you in the eye socket!!! Then I'll tear off what remains of you're head and **** down you're throat!!! So go to **** you ******* ***** and sit on my **** kill over and **** you're mama, eat **** and *** **** ***** ******* you pathetic ***** *** of a ***** hamster ******!!!

Can you believe I was warned for this? I mean the topic title was "Oops, Butter Cups" and in the first post I only wrote "...bastards". As soon as the first person posted in it I responded with that post...

YOU VETS CAN'T CONFUSE OTIS, OTIS KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL. YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN WORMS UNDER MY FEET YOU PRE-n00b's YOU CAN'T EVEN REACH MY DIVINE POWER AND EXCELLENCE FOR SEE YOU'RE WEAK AND FRAIL. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE RANK n00b MAYBE SOMETHING EVEN WORSE HMMMMMMM........I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING AND I'LL GET BACK WITH YOU ALL, MY SPECIAL FRIENDS.

My devine excellence far surpasses all whom appose me...and that is arithmetical fact! {*_*}

Otis reflects... .......and so do I. Okay here I go......My real name is Peter T. Goobie (No joke), and I live in North Dakota. I’m very lonely because there’s not very many people where I live. So, you’ re not just faceless goons on the end of a computer, you’ re all my personal friends. I’m 30 years old, my turn on’s are green lights and frogs. My turn off’s are speeding trains and bumpy rides......or maybe that’s the other way around, I forget. I like bike riding and long strolls on the beach.......and goats, large African goats. Oh, have you guys seen those beetles that shoot crap at their enemies to protect themselves? Well anyway, I come from a long line of Goobie’s my dad is a Goobie & his dad before him. Do you know what it’s like to have the last name Goobie, you just can’t help but to be funny. I like the word n00b, because it sounds so much like Goob and that’s what my friends call me “Goob”. So I here by want all of you that are my friends to reefer to me as “Goob” or “Goobie” or “Goober” or “Your Goobness”......yes yes that would be good “Your Goobness” it is then. So, in light of what you know about me, I wished I had a pale, fat woman and more friends like you guys. Who wants a big, warm hug?! {^_^}

I Am So Awesome. {^_^}

I'm about to tell you a story of a man who had a dream, He was pink, wore a diaper and was a dancing machine. Some thought he was suave, some thought he was a jerk, But by God on "The Company" he made the system work. The young lad's name was Otis, he was called a rebel of sorts, Until the others called the moderators with a mean report. So that poor old Otis didn't have a chance, And then the moderators killed him and took away his dance. Well after Otis was lost and never would return, The world had a great void and it was another’s turn. Mr. Happy Dude was the man who would then take his place, With viggaman and JohnnyZ filling in the space. Happy Dude was a joker, as funny as can be, But now much like Otis his life is history. Alas Mr. Happy Dude, did not die in vain, For he found that disruptive posting could cripple future names. Another one I’d like to mention who is quite the good old chap, Is a kindly, gentile fella who always tips his hat. His name is Peter Goobie, he likes long walks on the beach, He opened up a Coffee Shop selling Mocha for awfully cheap. He won’t let others forget of Otis’ sacrifice, And he pays Burly Bob the big money, to rid the kitchen of the mice. The Goob Man will continue to always try his best, And hopefully achieve a status that far outweighs the rest. Having Otis and Mr. Happy Dude was truly quite a blast, We can all relay on viggaman to build shrines of potatoes mashed. JohnnyZ is truly rad, his spirit they thought they broke, But good sir you are a genius and that my friend is no joke. They say sometimes if you listen closely with your ear against the breeze, And you cry out to the heavens while holding a block of cheese, There will be a sound that whispers through the air and the trees, And they say that’s Otis calling out his favorite melody.....Shweee.

BRAVO! BRAVO!!! {^.^} *whistles*

I NOW HAVE MY 3rd ACCOUNT AND BY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T SILENCE OTIS, FOR YOU SEE OTIS IS ON THE LEVEL OF HARSHLY COOL AND YOU ARE ON THE LEVEL OF PRE-n00b. YOU HAVEN'T PROVEN THAT YOU CAN EVEN REACH THE LEVEL OF n00b SO THERE FOR YOU AND ALL OTHER VETS WILL BE RECOGNIZED AS PRE-n00b's WHO KNOWS ONE DAY MAYBE YOU MIGHT EVEN GET TO BE SENIOR n00b.

When I first went there it was great because I was typing in all CAPS and they didn't know what to mod me for. {*_*}

I've kept my distance from this board for quite some time now. I have drifted from board to board in hopes that some intelligent, or creative conversation would surface, but alas it has not. This board troubles me most of all, due to one certain individual the one who brands himself the title "Otis". He moves through this board like a virus, every time you post he posts something. Sure you could simply mod him but that gets old, you all seem to be trying to keep up with him but it appears very futile. I have been watching everyone and have been laughing hysterically listening to you all and Otis bickering like a bunch of young school girls it's been very entertaining. Some of you have even went to extremes to try to ban Otis but it seems that many of those efforts have backfired in your face. Everything he has posted thus far has been ridiculously idiotic, and for that reason alone he has done something great for the people of this board. He has united us, because I think I speak for everyone when I say WE HATE HIM. Sure he has a few followers but they are the minority (His other accounts don't count). Everyone is angry at him because he has multiple accounts, he types in all caps displaying his big ego, but every statement he makes is such a tragic joke it's better to just not take it seriously and laugh at him because he is such a pompous. So, in closing Otis has a power trip, and I think instead of trying to pull the suckling leech from the back of our heels lets allow him to fill up with blood and simply fall off.

The people at "The Company" fell for this hook, line and sinker. So easily popular by shunning myself it's not even funny. So easily tricked it's sad...truly a place of harsh coolness. {^_^}

This Topic is for if Lulu & Wakka had a baby, imagine how big her breasts would swell up with milk for the baby. There was another one of these but it got deleted because it was off topic. So, now it's on the SB. And everyone can talk about lactating Lulu all they want.... I'll start it off: Hey baby, I'm thirsty got any milk in them jugs? Remember people it's all in good fun...Hehe

This topic was simply golden...it lasted 3 days without getting modded a second time.

What is this...Solid Snake is a lumberjack? Well, I've stayed up many a weary hours trying to ponder this one, but I suppose it seems appropriate enough, he dose live in the frozen tundra of Alaska and currently to my knowledge there's nothing there but igloos, Eskimos, and rabid-man eating-powerhouse-merciless-killer-polar bears. Well...anyway, I doubt he lives in an igloo so he'd probably get the next best thing, a good ol' fashion log cabin...yup...I can see it now Snake wippin out his mighty ax and choppin' down those gigantic pines...mushin' his sled dogs to the local convenience smart 20 miles away for a pack of smokes...then headin' back to the cabin to feed his dogs, throw some logs on the fire, set down and enjoy a steamin' hot cup of hot coco with marshmallows and whisky poured in just for kicks. After indulging himself in his spoils he kicks back...and relaxes on his man-eating, killer polar bear skin rug, then Snake goes out back for some recreation and shoots himself a caribou . He will then skin and clean his kill, feed certain parts to his dogs and store the rest for future ingredients for his home made Goo-Shoo-Fu-Caribou-Stew. Finally at the end of Solid Snake The Mighty Fox Hound Lumberjack's day he sharpens his ax as he wipes the sap from it’s blade as he would also clean the still warm mammal blood from his K-BAR hunting knife only to rest as peacefully as he lived his day......

Yet another fantastic topic of mine.

Georggio Habachio, my friend who created the Kabatchio, he was a man of great talent and vision until he got wacked.

~The End~