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Metal Gear Solid 4 - A Nerd's Story
This User Posted A Bunch Of Horridly Stupid Story. So I Will Spare You And Only Post What He Left Off With...That I Continued from. {*_*}
From: YogiSEAL
(((Insert Stupid, Long, Drawn Out Plot, That Only Interests Pale, Friendless, Virgin, School Children Here)))

"I'm Neptune. I'm the man who knows the location of the Patriots...And I'm the man who will kill you. Well, not a man, precisely...A god!"

"You're insane!" Snake yells.

The other man laughs and raises his gun. "Goodbye, Pos-"

His words are cut off as another figure in a stealth suit tackles him. Meryl grunts at the impact.

"Later, then!" the man shouts, disappearing and running off.

"Thanks, Meryl," Snake says.
From: No One Important 1
Awesome just pure awesome. Keep it up!
From: Dark Liquor
This just isn't good It's Brilliant. Anyway Now continue it again Yogi.
From: Otis
*CONTINUED*

The man meets up with Otis. He can only think of one thing to say at that very moment in time. He uncloaks his stealth suit, grabs the little pink dancing fella in his arms and says "you my friend are a really cool guy...I'm going to take you home with me and let you teach me your wisdom". Otis agrees to come along, because he is trusting of the man for some reason. The man takes Otis to his mansion. While they sit outside on the balcony sipping martinis and remember the good old times, Otis suddenly has a plan! "I will be the harshly coolest I can possibly be from here on out...I will bring damn skippy rays of light to all who know me...I will be all that I can be...I will join the marines" Otis says with great pride and fire in his pink round belly. {*.*}

*TO BE CONTINUED*

Take it away Yogi!
From: Dark Liquor
When Yogi continues That Might not go the way you want it Otis.....Oh well.
From: YogiSEAL
Bah. I need a bit of time to think of something interesting to happen. Something interesting as in something not related to any trolls in this topic
From: Dark Liquor
Damn Otis I knew he wouldn't want any Trolls in his work....just read it instead of putting yourself in it.
From: YogiSEAL
To everyone:

I'd like to request that no one add continuations to my story. I'm not running a co-op story, and I'm trying to keep it serious. Your compliance would be appreciated.
From: Dark Liquor
That's alright....Although I'm tempted But as this is your topic and your work I will not continue it for you. Anyway Keep up the good work.
From: No One Important 1
The otis thing was just.....bad.....that's all I can say
From: YogiSEAL
(((Insert More Brain Riveting Suspense & Explosion Noises Typed Out In 1337 Nerd Speech here)))

"Warrior!" Apollo shouts.

Snake turns to his right and sees the assassin standing there. He raises his weapon and fires, but hits only air. Something strikes the back of his head and he falls. Blackness rushes up to encompass him.

*cues chapter trailing off for dramatic effect*
From: Asellius
:D
From: No One Important 2
*whistles* man, now that is a good story
From: Otis
***

Otis returns from his adventure of joining the marines and figuring out how to kill a man by jamming a Q-Tip in his/her ear and hitting the other end, thus shooting the Q-Tip through the brain of the victim.

***

Otis moves up to the encompassed Snake and nudges him a bit to see if he'll awaken.

"Nope, he appears to be out cold." Otis says with a sparkle in his eye.

Suddenly, Snake arises to find the pink little guy in front of him standing at his feet. Snake simply gazes at the harshly cool character for a few minutes in awe...

Then he hoists him up on his shoulder and says "Otis, your mad skills of being able to kill men with Q-Tips strikes me as fancy.

Otis giggles at the thought of being fancy and Snake smiles back as they walk off into the sunset throwing down all of their weapons and Q-Tips to live a more peaceful life.

To Be Continued

I left it off at a good point. Yogi, it's all your's. {^_^}
From: YogiSEAL
Otis, will you note that I specifically requested that no one else continue my story, because I wanted to have a personal story? Wouldn't that make posting unwanted additions trolling?
Whine Alart! See More Here. {*_*}
From: Otis
No, this is my version of the story...only posted in this topic. You cannot own a topic and claim all post spaces in it as your resources. {*_*}

...I also didn't see that post, but it makes no difference.
From: YogiSEAL
However, when someone makes a topic, names a story, and starts writing about it, perhaps he's trying to imply that it's for that particular story?

And if you're posting your own story, why not post it on another topic? It sounds more like you're trying to annoy me with nonsense posts.
From: Otis
It sounds to me like you are being over sensitive about this. Please...continue your story. {*_*}
From: YogiSEAL
I seem to recall you trying to get people moderated for making a topic called "The Harshly Cool Club". I also seem to recall being moderated for posting a message about you dying on a topic where I said I was going to post a message about everyone who posted on the topic detailing their death.
From: Otis
I also seem to recall being moderated for posting a message about you dying on a topic where I said I was going to post a message about everyone who posted on the topic detailing their death.

...and your point to this sad story? {~_<}
From: YogiSEAL
I'm pointing out that from time to time, you've shown yourself to be somewhat oversensitive.
From: Otis
Not oversensitive, it was modded wasn't it? I say if it's against the rules then it should be removed post-haste.

...and yes, I am very sensitive when it comes to violations against me. {*_*}
From: YogiSEAL
Just out of curiousity, if such things are so "offensive" to you, why did you post on the topic? I'd already done several other users, and you knew what to expect. Why didn't any of my other posts in that topic get moderated?
From: Otis
Why indeed...the mystery is for you to decide friend. {*_~}
From: Dark Liquor
Damn it Otis just take the advice and make your own topic with your story also quit being an ass.
From: Asellius
He doesn't know how to quit. It's an addiction. I don't think anyone is paying attention to his additions anyway, Yogi.
From: No One Important 1
AHHHHHHHHH! Otis stop your story sucks. Never in a million years would Snake say: "Your mad skill with the Q-tip strikes me a fancy...." Please just stop!
From: Otis
My version of Snake would say that. {*_*}