Contessa Diana
[UNDER TOTAL RECONSTRUCTION]
LORDY! I am DONE!!! Well, I have just a few more things to do, but I'm 99.9% FINISHED with my new site!!! Come visit it, and bookmark it!! http://www.geocities.com/onehotbeeyatch . AMEN!
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QUOTES I LIKE
Beware of silent men and still water
If Lamb Chop married Howdie Doodie, her name would be Lamb Doodie.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then Lie.
Love your enemies just in case all your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards
TRANS CORPUS MEUM MORTUM - Over my dead body
The 'C' in RAP is silent
The Prince of Darkness is a gentelman
How mad would a wood chuck get if a big neon pink koala named Ishtar ran into the woods and chucked all the wood before the wood chuck could?
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for an hour. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
You man be only one person in the world, but you may be the world to one person
The day MICROSOFT makes something that DOESN'T SUCK, is the day they make VACUME CLEANERS
It don't matter what side it lands on, its somebody else's dime
Success is like a FART, only your own smells nice.
