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Happy Pile Of Crap Day!

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Lets Celebrate!
Piles of Crap all over Neopunkia will be starting the festivities. To kick things off we have lots of new Crap themed things, tho they are just in our heads and not on the sight, and we will not be adding anything throughout the day 'cuz we're so lazy.

The latest edition of the Neopunkian Times has just been released, but due to problems with the printing press, you won't see it. Be sure to check it out for all the new articles, comics. short stories and gossip, if we ever fix the press (though we probably won't).

Can you beat him?
This wily advisor to King Boo has become bored of the humbdrum court affairs and has decided to challenge any weak-minded fool that dares to cross him in the Battle Arena. Good luck, you'll need it.

Great Stamp Giveaway!
Want some free stamps? Tough shit! Go buy some from the post office. They aren't expensive.



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